Welcome to the world of useless_facts! Who'da thunk the truth about humans was so easy to sum up? Specifically, this 'truth' is that humans are clearly natural herbivores, judging by their teeth compared to existing carnivores and omnivores.

Wank spews back and forth, with 'justification for vegetarians', folks fuming at PETA, resentment for oppression via dental records, biological anthropology lessons gone horribly wrong, and the brilliantly confusing ETA bon mot from the OP:

Note: Please don't think I'm trying to say "GO VEGETARIAN" or anything. I'm just stating facts. You can SEE the fact so don't go all HASTY on me.

Edit: I don't feel like responding back to all the bombarded comments so here, the teeth part is a "theory". Not in my mind though, but a theory for most of you guys. It's a pretty damn great theory if you ask me.

But humans not needing meat to survive is a fact. GET OVER IT.

Hi-larious, either way. Gonna go gnaw on a rock, now.