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Stripenfoxen ([info]terminal_frost) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2003-11-24 10:17:00


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Current mood:Amped
Current music:"Tie Your Mother Down" - Queen (Hehehehe)

Childfree wank that doesn't directly involve childfree - who'd've thought?
In the debate LJ community, zippo138 makes an astonishing breakthrough argument that being childfree equates to being a child molester, as both the childfree and the child molester share certain things in common, like a love for video games and anime.

Watch as various childfree members come in and attempt to educate zippo138 on what it means to be child free, including the definition of "childfree".

Items of note.

Sigmund Freud is basically dismissed as bunk in any psychology debate.
"You're right; I wouldn't want to be in or around children either."
Xelopid makes the equasion that childfree = whiny bastard.
Breeding is the pinnacle of achievement.
Someone compares being childfree to being shitfree. (Very amusing in its own right.)

And of course, the OP tries to argue his point that he's not making an A = B = C argument by agreeing with those that say he is. (love it.)


Amazing what you can get by just observing one LJ community for an hour or two eh? Anthropologists will be pleased to know that LJ is the microcosm that reflects upon the rest of the humanity macrocosm no?



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[info]raisedbyhyenas
2003-11-24 04:53 pm UTC (link)
Hm. I'd look, but I loathe Childfree, so I don't care. *sunny smile*

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[info]oxydosic
2003-11-24 05:34 pm UTC (link)
Patchworkmind needs to get the fuck over himself. Whee, you reproduced. So did i. Most any moron can do it. I don't consider it the height of human achievement, it's a NORMAL BIOLOGICAL FUNCTION.

And...i'm still quite a kid at heart, love video games, cartoons, etc. I guess my kids should be taken away, i'm obviously going to molest them!

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[info]virago
2003-11-24 06:29 pm UTC (link)
I can't even get past the OP. Is there any logic in it at all, or is it just me? Not even from a CF kind of standpoint, I mean literally. Logic? You could say the same halfassed statement about anything.

"This poster likes cheese [I just decided at random because I say so, I didn't actually ask him or take any surveys.] Also, it is clear that all mass murderers like cheese [this was also pulled from nonstandard orifices]. Thus, this poster is a mass murderer. Discuss."

Seriously, what?

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(Anonymous)
2003-11-24 06:38 pm UTC (link)
I don't say that they equate. They do not, one group has an irrational hate the other an irrational love, but they both share very similar habits after that main contradiction. It's that similarity that I an debating, and find interesting. I make no assumption that child haters are a real threat to children.
-Zippo138

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[info]lots42
2003-11-24 08:02 pm UTC (link)
I have purely rational reasns behind my hate

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[info]darkrose
2003-11-24 08:15 pm UTC (link)
Actually, what you said was:

I'm not a head shrink, and those of you out there please chime in, but aren't these the same behaviors that child molesters exhibit? If so what should we assume about the dangers of allowing child free types in or around our children.

The point that is up for debate is not that some child molesters and some people who hate children have similar traits. The point that you are attempting to argue is that "child free types" who enjoy what you consider "childish" activities are a potential danger to children. This is about as logical as saying that "Scotsmen and Catholic schoolgirls both wear plaid skirts, so you probably shouldn't have your sheep farm next to the Catholic girls' school."

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[info]terminal_frost
2003-11-25 12:41 am UTC (link)
This is about as logical as saying that "Scotsmen and Catholic schoolgirls both wear plaid skirts, so you probably shouldn't have your sheep farm next to the Catholic girls' school."

The phrase "ram me" has just now taken on a whole new meaning dammit.

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winterfox
2003-11-25 02:12 pm UTC (link)
Why bother, I ask you? Why bother? This guy wouldn't recognize rational thinking if it hits him on the head, buries him, and tap-dances on his grave.

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[info]dae
2003-11-25 06:30 pm UTC (link)
Let's test that theory shall we?

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[info]phosfate
2003-11-24 08:24 pm UTC (link)
People who don't have children do so because of an irrational hatred? Thanks so much for clearing that up!

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[info]virago
2003-11-24 09:21 pm UTC (link)
The fact that you "find them interesting" is not a debate. Where's the actual question here, or the thing to be debated? Why should we give a damn what some random illiterate finds interesting?

After paging through the comments on the debate comm I can only imagine that you're amazingly stupid and can't keep track of what you've said, let alone understand that your statement is based on random scraps of nothing and makes absolutely no logical sense.

I'm not a member of childfree OR debate, just a regular human being who can read. But watching you get smacked around on the debate comm was kind of fun for a while.

Wheeeeee, flame off. Done now.

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[info]smo
2003-11-24 09:45 pm UTC (link)
Marry me.

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[info]virago
2003-11-25 12:20 am UTC (link)
All right! I know who's noooooot inviiiii~ted!

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(Anonymous)
2003-12-16 08:28 pm UTC (link)
I don't remember the last time I saw a user icon as funny as yours. Wholly cow.

"Think of the NEEEEEmatodes! The poor NEEEEEmatodes!" I'll be laughing over that all day.

- apotheon (at LJ)

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[info]smo
2003-12-16 09:50 pm UTC (link)
'Twas designed for me by the lovely and talented amakath, in whose debt I forever shall be.

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[info]nevadafighter
2003-11-25 07:05 am UTC (link)
Your nonexistant skills at argument will sadly not get you into college.

And if you do go to college (or went) . . . you might want to see about a refund.

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[info]smo
2003-11-24 07:28 pm UTC (link)
Liking anime makes me a child molester? Um, see, the thing is, NO. Also, GOD FORBID.

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[info]virago
2003-11-24 07:42 pm UTC (link)
Yep. Kneejerk judgment is so easy and logic-free! You don't even have to know anything about the people you're condemning! Isn't that convenient?

Next up: I bet Hitler liked Disney movies, too!

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[info]smo
2003-11-24 07:56 pm UTC (link)
Actually, according to Uncle John's Bathroom Reader a reliable source, Hitler's favorite song was "Who's Afraid of the Big, Bad Wolf?"

Not that one shouldn't put the Godwin's Law smackdown on anyone who uses that defense, of course. Just saying.

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[info]feenix
2003-11-25 11:01 am UTC (link)
Also: "Der Fuhrer's Face."

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[info]smo
2003-11-25 04:40 pm UTC (link)
"Heil! *pbbt* Heil! *pbbt*"

God bless Dr. Demento for putting that on his "Best Of" CD, and God bless my college roommate for buying and playing it.

Going to hell, party of one.

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(Anonymous)
2003-12-16 08:30 pm UTC (link)
Have you heard "Springtime for Hitler"? Good stuff. Add it to the repertoire of funny nazi songs.

- apotheon (at LJ)

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[info]lots42
2003-11-24 08:02 pm UTC (link)
Come on, people. Half the debate regulars are TROLLS

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[info]jfpbookworm
2003-11-24 08:21 pm UTC (link)
Only half?

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[info]teratologist
2003-11-24 11:21 pm UTC (link)
I thought that the whole point with child molesters was that they seemed to want to be around kids, and people with kids, like, a whole lot.

Which tends not to be the case with the crowd on childfree so much. As has only been noted roughly 63,043,213,845 times in the past, usually in the course of some other wank.

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[info]iczer6
2003-11-25 12:42 am UTC (link)
[Which tends not to be the case with the crowd on childfree so much. As has only been noted roughly 63,043,213,845 times in the past, usually in the course of some other wank.]

Shhhhh.... You know better than use things like 'logic' and 'sense' in a debate. After all we all that when you truly loathe something you do whatever you can to be around it as much as possible!

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[info]puipui
2003-11-25 06:37 am UTC (link)
Of course. Isn't that the entire basis of Draco/Harry pr0n?

Also, your icon so rocks my world.

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Exactly.
[info]curlyjo
2003-11-25 07:28 am UTC (link)
People act like you would have to get a restraining order to keep a childfree person away from the kids, when truthfully it would be more the opposite. Some childfree would happily have a "no kids" area around them. Childfree force field? Someone could make a fortune. ;-)

Just because someone doesn't want kids, or even if they do dislike them, it doesn't mean that they wish them harm. There are many posts in childfree that are along the lines of "Look at this headline! Can you believe someone would do that to a child?" But we're the threat.

BTW, just to clarify before we get into any nasty territory, I'm just of the "would prefer not to be around kids, and babies make me nervous" variety of childfreers.

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[info]maev_connacht
2003-11-25 08:32 pm UTC (link)
This wank was amusing if just for the amount of analogies that had to be made to describe how stupid Zippo's argument was.

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(Anonymous)
2003-11-26 06:53 am UTC (link)
Hi just wanted to let you kids in on the real deal behind this debate. It was created with the intent of drawing out, and whipping the people in live journal community of childfree to a frenzy. It has proven to be incredibly effective, in fact even after admitting to the fallacy of the entire debate topic at least 5 or 6 times all over the post, they still are coming to try and flame me. The post is at 465 replies, and counting, go figure. The child-free types have proven themselves to be as easy a mark as the pro-choice set. To those who took this seriously, what does being the fish feel like?

-Zippo138

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[info]curlyjo
2003-11-26 10:09 am UTC (link)
"I'm going to poke at this community to see what happens. *snickersnort*"


Well, that was mature.

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winterfox
2003-11-26 10:23 am UTC (link)
Your point being...?

What I said over there still stands. Believe me, no one's impressed, child.

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[info]terminal_frost
2003-11-26 07:27 pm UTC (link)
That he's a dipshit who thinks he can trump us by saying it's all a hoax.

I for one am not buying it.

He's just trying to get the upper hand in a debate he lost Monday morning.

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winterfox
2003-11-27 03:37 am UTC (link)
Yeah, it's fairly common for people who take losing badly. I've run into one case, m'self. The chick sent me a review, going all self-righteous about my being "full of hate" (for Mary Sues and bad writing). She, of course, ended up, "Oh, what a good laugh I had!"

The kid was twelve.

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[info]virago
2003-11-26 03:51 pm UTC (link)
Why do people do that, other than the fact that they're morons? Oh right, because they're BACKPEDALING SO FAST THAT THEIR FEET BECOME A BLUR.

You're still a moron. Sorry!

And because I knew it was in there somewhere, Backtracker's Corollary of Catja's Assize

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[info]smo
2003-11-26 06:01 pm UTC (link)
[fangirl]Azumanga Daioh! Squeeeeee![/fangirl]

And yup. Still a moron.

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[info]virago
2003-11-26 06:20 pm UTC (link)
Hooray. Still have to make a bigger version of this one, because Yomi is teh awesome and has not nearly enough screen time.

Anyway.

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[info]smo
2003-11-26 07:46 pm UTC (link)
I concur on both points. Yomi is teh siht.

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[info]phosfate
2003-11-26 06:48 pm UTC (link)
Oh, your wit does sting, sirrah!

No, wait, I sat on a pen.

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[info]terminal_frost
2003-11-26 07:36 pm UTC (link)
Attempting to look the winner in a contest you clearly lost isn't making you look good.

As if trolls in general looked good.

*stamps "loser" in big red letters on Zippo's forehead*

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[info]smo
2003-11-26 09:01 pm UTC (link)
I need a stamp like that. Bigtime.

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[info]terminal_frost
2003-11-26 09:49 pm UTC (link)
We all do some days don't we?

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[info]amakath
2003-11-27 12:49 am UTC (link)
P@L? Is that you?

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[info]terminal_frost
2003-11-27 12:53 am UTC (link)
Can't be.

Not enough big words.

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[info]amakath
2003-11-27 12:55 am UTC (link)
Of course, how silly of me.

I love the "I did it just to stir shit up" defense. It's like saying, "Ha ha! Fooled you all! I'm not really a moron, I'm just an asshole!"

No reason you can't be both, buddy.

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[info]sewingmyfish
2003-11-27 01:16 am UTC (link)
So... all this does is make you a troll who's too cowardly to actually attack a community and instead does it through a third party?
Wow! I'm sorry I mocked you! You really are cool! Can I hang out with you?

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[info]iczer6
2003-11-27 03:53 am UTC (link)
Wow! So you went into a community about debating to basically pick a fight with a group you barely know through a third party!

I am SO turned on right now /*sarcasm off.

Also I guess I missed the frenzy since most of the CF folks who posted seemed to be intelligent and level headed.

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pot meet kettle
(Anonymous)
2003-12-17 12:06 am UTC (link)
you pathetic puds amuse me with your self-righteous finger pointing and trash talking. you have no real clue as to why zippo has stated his argument just so, nor should you care so much. suck it up & blow it out your arse, and while you're at it, get yourselves sterilized. we wouldn't want any more of you mindless cunts running loose, now would we?
-the hag

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Re: pot meet kettle
[info]terminal_frost
2003-12-17 01:27 am UTC (link)
We might be self-righteous, but at least we admit to it.

At FW and Affiliates, we are equal-opportunity mockers. Anybody and everybody is fair game.

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