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slackerbitch ([info]slackerbitch) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2006-02-06 18:34:00


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Current mood:*sporfle!*

SuperBowl commercials raped my dog and killed my grandma!
Right. This is tiny, and it's not the flamewar type of wankery, but rather people on the internet being thoroughly insane - but it's got a nice strong WTF factor so I thought I'd share.

The Detroit News Online has a Cyber Survey up, asking people which of the Super Bowl commercials was their favorite. Since they only list 9, the last spot is "Other", and they left commenting open, probably figuring that people would specify which ad they meant by "Other" or explain why they thought that Magic Fridge commercial was way better than the Whopperettes. (Such as, one of them was actually funny.)

Of course, this being the internet, a few people decide to rant about things that have jack shit to do with advertising.

Most of the commercials were great -= the airplane one - (Ameritrade?) where the woman ends up on the man's lap next to her - was disgusting -to be aired when all ages of children were watching - What was the point - only a moron would find that amusing! Then you wonder why a 13 year old in Howell molestes a 7 year old - TV ads, responsiblity - where does it begin! They just showed him how to do it!

If you didn't see the ad, it had a woman getting up to use the airplane bathroom and then stumbling over a sleeping guy in the aisle seat, and when the lights come on suddenly, it looks as though the two of them are in a compromising position. The tag line was "Don't Judge Too Quickly - We Won't."

The horrors! This commercial will definitely teach kids to - fall asleep on airplanes, in the hopes that someone will fall on their lap. Or possibly sit on people's laps. And you know, lap-sitting leads straight to buttsex.

ETA: the commercial can be found here, under "Ameriquest Mortgage - Turbulence."


My niece was just seriously injured in a terrible crash where the driver at fault was DUI and had a number of empty Budweiser cans in his car. These horrid beer and liquor commercials should be outlawed, just like they did years ago with cigarettes. Those who drink and then drive should lose their licences for at least a year, have their cars taken away and spend at least 60 days in jail. Those who kill someone should be executed. Maybe THAT would lower the DUI death rate!

You know, I used to be all for drunk driving, but you say your niece was hurt? Can't have that. Well, then. Outlaw that shit, pronto. In fact, let's bring back prohibition.


And on the second page:

I enjoyed the American Dream (Budwieser).That was the american dream,past tense.The little guy used to be helped along the way,now it seems the little guy is tossed out. Istill enjoyed this commercial more than any other. Thanks for the space.

This commercial was about two bigger Clydesdales helping a colt think he's pulling the Bud wagon. I got the feeling it was supposed to be his parents. But apparently, that's because I'm a Communist. No, wait, am I a fascist?

ETA: The commercial is here, under Budweiser - Clydesdale American Dream. Thanks to [info]braisinhussy for the link.


Like I said, it's teensy, but it proves the point that if you give anyone a place to sound off on the internet, they'll get up on a soapbox and fap away.


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[info]emiweebee
2006-02-07 01:03 am UTC (link)
The Clydesdales were so cute! Baby! BABY!!

*that was me last night*

Also? Magic fridge ROCKED.

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[info]nekoneko
2006-02-07 01:24 am UTC (link)
Seconding the rockage of the Magic Fridge. I didn't watch the Super Bowl, but I watched some of the ads online. It kicks much ass.

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[info]cleolinda
2006-02-07 01:33 am UTC (link)
Okay, I'm just now watching these, and I actually teared up a little at the baby Clydesdale. I am a loser.

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(no subject) - [info]hangingfire, 2006-02-07 01:35 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]wankismyfandom, 2006-02-07 01:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hangingfire, 2006-02-07 01:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wankismyfandom, 2006-02-07 03:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hangingfire, 2006-02-07 01:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2006-02-07 02:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]b_jellybean, 2006-02-07 02:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2006-02-07 03:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hangingfire, 2006-02-07 03:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]prettyveela, 2006-02-08 07:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]katienichol, 2006-02-07 04:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]slackerbitch, 2006-02-07 02:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rosalita, 2006-02-07 04:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2006-02-07 04:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]prettyveela, 2006-02-08 07:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wankismyfandom, 2006-02-07 07:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chibikaijuu, 2006-02-07 06:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]v_digitalwytch, 2006-02-07 08:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2006-02-07 05:30 pm UTC

[info]kijikun
2006-02-07 01:43 am UTC (link)
*becuase it needs to be repeated*

BABY HORSE!!

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(no subject) - [info]teapotgirl, 2006-02-07 06:52 pm UTC

[info]mouseykins
2006-02-07 01:45 am UTC (link)
Magic Fridge was definately the best commercial of the night.

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(no subject) - [info]miss_arel, 2006-02-07 02:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mookie, 2006-02-07 05:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]slackerbitch, 2006-02-07 02:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mouseykins, 2006-02-07 02:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]slackerbitch, 2006-02-07 03:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mouseykins, 2006-02-07 04:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]slackerbitch, 2006-02-07 04:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mookie, 2006-02-07 04:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - kroki_refur, 2006-02-07 11:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-02-07 03:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hangingfire, 2006-02-07 10:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-02-07 10:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mookie, 2006-02-07 04:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mookie, 2006-02-07 05:55 pm UTC

[info]kittikattie
2006-02-07 03:46 am UTC (link)
Word on Magic Fridge and awww wibbles at Clydesdales.

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[info]mousy_345e4
2006-02-07 06:32 am UTC (link)
Magic fridge rocked. It so wins at life. My Hist 121 class voted. heh.

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[info]mael
2006-02-07 06:36 am UTC (link)
BABY SO DETERMINED! *hearts*

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[info]smo
2006-02-07 03:38 pm UTC (link)
Magic fridge was such teh win. Exdee.

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[info]fourth_impact
2006-02-08 09:08 am UTC (link)
Magic Fridge was awesome. As was the couch on fire. I'm sooo ticked I missed Ditka's toilet paper commercial.

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[info]rachel_pi
2006-02-07 01:07 am UTC (link)
So a woman tripping and landing in a man's lap teaches a child to molest someone?

This person's universe has interesting rules of logic.

By the way, is there anywhere on-line to watch Super Bowl commercials? The broadcast here in England didn't include them. :(

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[info]eclair
2006-02-07 01:13 am UTC (link)
Yeah, I hate that. We were trying to watch it in Puerto Rico, and they cut the commercials out for local ones.

Wh-What other reason is there to watch the superbowl?!

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(no subject) - [info]braisinhussy, 2006-02-07 01:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2006-02-07 01:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]slackerbitch, 2006-02-07 02:13 am UTC

[info]doomsday
2006-02-07 01:20 am UTC (link)
The Whopperette thing creeped me out. Seriously.

But really, I'm just glad we saw no Rolling Stone nipple. They can show people humping baby Clydesdales drunk while piloting airplanes, for all I care, as long as Mick and Keith keep their shirts on.

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(no subject) - [info]slackerbitch, 2006-02-07 02:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]radiotrash, 2006-02-07 03:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2006-02-07 03:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mindset, 2006-02-07 04:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2006-02-07 06:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]slackerbitch, 2006-02-07 03:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]katienichol, 2006-02-07 03:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]katienichol, 2006-02-07 03:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2006-02-07 03:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]katienichol, 2006-02-07 03:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-02-07 03:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]frequentmouse, 2006-02-07 04:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-02-07 04:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-02-07 03:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2006-02-07 05:33 pm UTC

[info]scootermcgaffin
2006-02-07 01:27 am UTC (link)
Those who kill someone should be executed. Maybe THAT would lower the DUI death rate!

Actually, it'd double it! [BUH DUN CHING!]

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(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2006-02-07 06:58 am UTC

[info]hangingfire
2006-02-07 01:37 am UTC (link)
Actually, none of this addresses the biggest and most bizarre jaw-dropper of the evening: the football promo bastardizing "Oh The Places You'll Go", narrated by HARRISON GODDAMN FORD.

We chose to blame it on the chili and pretend it had never happened, but I still get flashbacks every now and then.

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(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2006-02-07 01:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hangingfire, 2006-02-07 01:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]teapotgirl, 2006-02-07 06:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hangingfire, 2006-02-07 08:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]stromatolite, 2006-02-07 02:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]radiotrash, 2006-02-07 03:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-02-07 03:41 pm UTC

[info]mouseykins
2006-02-07 01:47 am UTC (link)
And yet no one is wanking about that godaddy.com commercial. Or the Diet Pepsi one. "Brown and bubbly"? That brings up certain images...

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(no subject) - [info]hangingfire, 2006-02-07 01:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]frau_eva, 2006-02-07 03:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-02-07 03:44 pm UTC
repost because I do know the difference between bear and beer
[info]mistal
2006-02-07 02:38 am UTC (link)
These horrid beer and liquor commercials should be outlawed

Did she missed the "Please drink safely" or the "don't drink and drive" message (or any other form) at the end of all beer commercial?

Those who drink and then drive should lose their licences for at least a year, have their cars taken away and spend at least 60 days in jail. Those who kill someone should be executed. Maybe THAT would lower the DUI death rate!

Don't know the laws in the US, but in Canada, you do lose your licenses for a year(or more or less depending on the case), you can also get 14 days in jail or pay 1000$ (or more or less, depending on the case) and when you kill someone it's the same has murder in first degree...

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Re: repost because I do know the difference between bear and beer - [info]slackerbitch, 2006-02-07 03:03 am UTC
Re: repost because I do know the difference between bear and beer - [info]sithwitch13, 2006-02-07 06:17 am UTC
Re: repost because I do know the difference between bear and beer - [info]saralina25, 2006-02-07 08:16 am UTC

[info]oxydosic
2006-02-07 02:58 am UTC (link)
That one with the baby Clydesdale was sooo cute.

STEELERS WOOHOO BILL COWHER IS THE MAN!!

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(no subject) - [info]slackerbitch, 2006-02-07 03:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nekoneko, 2006-02-07 03:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-02-07 03:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nekoneko, 2006-02-08 01:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]oxydosic, 2006-02-07 12:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]reinhardt, 2006-02-07 03:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]oxydosic, 2006-02-07 12:28 pm UTC

[info]ravenscanary
2006-02-07 04:08 am UTC (link)
People, why is no one obsessing over the MacGyver commercial other than me?

MACGYVER!

ARMED WITH A TURKEY BASTER!

Priorities, people. Priorities.

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(no subject) - [info]frequentmouse, 2006-02-07 04:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2006-02-07 07:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]frequentmouse, 2006-02-07 04:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]katienichol, 2006-02-07 04:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ravenscanary, 2006-02-07 04:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hearsawho, 2006-02-07 07:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]oxydosic, 2006-02-07 12:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - coreopsis, 2006-02-07 05:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]oxydosic, 2006-02-07 05:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - coreopsis, 2006-02-07 05:35 pm UTC

[info]rosalita
2006-02-07 04:11 am UTC (link)
That clydesdale commercial is The. Cutest. Thing. Evah.

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[info]greenling
2006-02-07 05:06 am UTC (link)
Oh, fuck, the Super Bowl was this weekend?

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(no subject) - [info]amxjm, 2006-02-07 06:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]avari, 2006-02-07 05:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]greenling, 2006-02-07 06:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]platedlizard, 2006-02-07 08:05 pm UTC

[info]chibikaijuu
2006-02-07 06:29 am UTC (link)
Was the one where Miss Piggy totally and completely PWNS Jessica Simpson a Superbowl commercial, or just a regular one? I was at the gym and they had the game on smack in fromt of me, but I wasn't exactlly paying attention.

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[info]queencallipygos
2006-02-07 04:08 pm UTC (link)
...So no love for the promo for LOST with Robert Palmer? Just me then?

....Okay, I'll go start embroidering my scarlet "G."

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(no subject) - [info]mouseykins, 2006-02-07 07:44 pm UTC

[info]sarajayechan
2006-02-07 06:11 pm UTC (link)
Most of the commercials were great -= the airplane one - (Ameritrade?) where the woman ends up on the man's lap next to her - was disgusting -to be aired when all ages of children were watching - What was the point - only a moron would find that amusing! Then you wonder why a 13 year old in Howell molestes a 7 year old - TV ads, responsiblity - where does it begin! They just showed him how to do it!

...dude, WHAT? XD

My niece was just seriously injured in a terrible crash where the driver at fault was DUI and had a number of empty Budweiser cans in his car. These horrid beer and liquor commercials should be outlawed, just like they did years ago with cigarettes. Those who drink and then drive should lose their licences for at least a year, have their cars taken away and spend at least 60 days in jail. Those who kill someone should be executed. Maybe THAT would lower the DUI death rate!


...um, no. See, it's not the beer commercial's fault some idiot drove drunk, it's the idiot's fault.

Seriously. People need to get the sticks out of their asses.

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[info]sarcastic_elf
2006-02-07 09:41 pm UTC (link)
The reviewer over at Slate said that the baby Clydesdales encouraged parents to let their kids drink. But that doesn't beat the person on the message board said that the streaking sheep might be a jab at "Brokeback Mountian".

So it's not just Harmonians reading too much into things.

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(no subject) - [info]hangingfire, 2006-02-07 10:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sarcastic_elf, 2006-02-08 01:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]frequentmouse, 2006-02-08 03:55 am UTC

 
   
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