You're glib, man! You're GLIB!
Plagiarized totally from a mousey on wank_report because I'm awesome like that.

Snopes reports on the rumor that women who have tattoos on their lower backs can't receive epidurals during childbirth. Over on the feed, a bit of peaceable discussion goes on before melsmarsh announces, "I wouldn't worry about epidurals. Just go without medication unless you are having surgery. Its not like its painful in childbirth. Your body produces natural meds. (I homebirthed.)"

There is a collective WTF. Marvel as melsmarsh explains to all us silly womenfolk that our pain is just in our heads!

As a special bonus, chrissmari lets us know that "Sluts with tramp stamps need to be more worried about passing aids onto their unborn children than whether or not they can get an epidural." This could be sarcasm. It's hard to tell on the Snopes feed.

Things seem to be slowing down now, but there's some quality "heptatits" punning near the end.

Thanks, mousey! ::blows kiss::

Personally, I'd like to know why there aren't more Tom Cruise jokes. "You don't know the history of child birth! I DO!"