I am Offended!
Well I'm not, but that's the battle cry of one Mahubastard over on LJ in the Overheard In New York Feed.

ONYC is a site where folks can send in bits and pieces of conversations heard in The Big Apple. It's very interesting and Wedsday is One-Liner Day. Where we only get stuff one person says. Todays was full of lines that could be seen as racist, but are so outragous you can't help but smile.

Mahubastard isn't smiling. (s)he cries foul and proceeds to demand that LJ'ers stand up for integrity, God, Apple Pie, Pupples and copius amounts of spooge. Which is everywhere as the rest of the feed tells her to STFU.

Good times, y'all, Good times.

http://syndicated.livejournal.com/overheardnyc/1015603.html