And you thought only e-peen size was relative to IQ...
Or alternatively called: Dear Celestial Being, Just Kill a Puppy Already and Shut Up.

(First time poster, long time lurker!)

As much as I love customers_suck, it really brings the wank to the yard. Small, but mildly amusing

So, blackfroggy posts about irritating customers and...Jeb Bush! At the end, there is this addendum: Please, no comments about how you like Bush or how my opinion is wrong....they will be ignored....i'm sure people don't wanna read that also.

And...can't have a c_s post without some wank.

julay chooses to respectfully disagree with this stance. Enter asterix_pop: Font Nazi!

Later, we learn that asterix_pop is just bored! Because the only way to be non-bored is to wank. Those book things...eh. Not happening.

And the wank ensues again with a fun game called: How Good of a Christian Are You? Generalizing! People tell A_P he/she's being a bit of a butthole, but that doesn't matter because they're BORED! Can't you see that there is nothing else on this world they could possible do to avoid an essay? No? Why, you heathen!

Bonus!
Asterix_pop may dislike Bush, but he/she doesn't mind co-opting his platform!