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	mcity 2006-02-11 09:29 pm UTC (link)
	LJ News+announcement of anything=wank. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - omnicrom, 2006-02-11 09:54 pm UTC

	ashenmote 2006-02-11 09:46 pm UTC (link)
	Nifty. Do they accept Gaia Gold? (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - enoh, 2006-02-11 09:49 pm UTC

	deathmouse 2006-02-11 09:53 pm UTC (link)
	For fucking fuck fucks, it's a DOLLAR. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - m_butterfly, 2006-02-12 12:11 am UTC

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(no subject) - mookie, 2006-02-13 01:19 am UTC

	fevered_ego 2006-02-11 10:31 pm UTC (link)
	LJ: "Here's a lame feature nobody should want to bother with. Enjoy!" Users: "NEW FEATURE? YOU CORPORATE HORZ!" LJ: "It's only 99c!" Users: "IT ISN'T FREE? YOU CORPORATE HORZ!" LJ: "You know you want it." Users: "I'LL TAKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES, YOU CORPORATE HORZ." (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - wickedlester, 2006-03-07 02:10 am UTC

	emiweebee 2006-02-11 10:33 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, that's actually really, really adorable. (As long as they have a special block against trolls, because that's where I see all the wank coming from. OMG you gave me a valentine! I don't know you! Unvalentine me bitch!) (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - ashenmote, 2006-02-11 10:46 pm UTC

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(no subject) - phosfate, 2006-02-13 03:24 pm UTC

	annaham 2006-02-11 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	As a bonus, anytime you receive 10 or more virtual gifts within a two week period, we'll credit you two months paid time to your account as our present to you. INTERWEB POPULARITY CONTEST!!! (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - mooncalf, 2006-02-12 01:23 am UTC

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(no subject) - esclaramonde, 2006-02-12 01:42 am UTC

	coffee_mug 2006-02-11 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	Wait, so it's a gif-image? ...I can't just like save one & put it on my userinfo that way? (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - theladyfeylene, 2006-02-11 11:07 pm UTC

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(no subject) - coffee_mug, 2006-02-12 01:16 pm UTC

	mookie 2006-02-11 11:26 pm UTC (link)
	Is it just me, or does it seem from their comments that most of the people concerned about being harassed deserve it have probably done some incredibly wanky shit and don't like the idea of karma much? (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - emiweebee, 2006-02-12 03:32 am UTC

	gal_montag 2006-02-11 11:32 pm UTC (link)
	Dude, if you think it's a waste of money I have the most *amazing* solution! For the low low price of STFU, you can, like, not pay 99 cents to put virtual flowers on someone's else's user info! But wait! There's more! For an additional payment of STFU you can kwitcherbitchin and Shut. The Fuck. Up. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - mookie, 2006-02-12 12:06 am UTC

(no subject) - gal_montag, 2006-02-12 12:12 am UTC

(no subject) - mcity, 2006-02-12 04:05 pm UTC

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	ladybirdsleeps 2006-02-11 11:55 pm UTC (link)
	It's so dumb I like it. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - mookie, 2006-02-12 02:25 am UTC

	jira 2006-02-12 12:20 am UTC (link)
	I personally like the Ramen wank. http://news.livejournal.com/90961.html?thread=31361873#t31361873 (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - doomsday, 2006-02-12 12:25 am UTC

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I'm with you on that - mathilde, 2006-02-12 01:39 am UTC

(no subject) - esclaramonde, 2006-02-12 05:36 am UTC

(no subject) - jadelennox, 2006-02-13 07:38 am UTC

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(no subject) - enviousness, 2006-02-12 01:00 am UTC

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(no subject) - tofuknight, 2006-02-15 02:59 am UTC

	ayezur 2006-02-12 12:46 am UTC (link)
	You know, I saw that, thought "Aww! Now I have a way to acknowledge the awesome of my netfriends without actually spending a great deal more than a dollar on cards and candy and postage and shit," and then made use of it. I never expected it would cause wank. I figured those who thought it was stupid would just... you know, not use it? It's what I do. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - mookie, 2006-02-12 02:36 am UTC

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(no subject) - queencallipygos, 2006-02-13 05:28 pm UTC

	jira 2006-02-12 12:51 am UTC (link)
	><; Is anyone else sad because it seems like LJ has sold out for money and the damn memories still won't bleeding work?! Seriously. I'm an LJ addict but it's getting to be an annoying addiction, as opposed to simply being a ... time-wasting but fun one. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - mouseykins, 2006-02-12 01:01 am UTC

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(no subject) - jira, 2006-02-13 07:35 am UTC

	slackeremeritus 2006-02-12 01:12 am UTC (link)
	Pffft. While I would appreciate the sentiment -- greatly -- the first person to send me virtual chocolates gets beaten... eventually. All the cute Internet affection in the world doesn't give me the sweet, consolation-prize love that is a box of chocolates from a platonic friend. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - cat_mcdougall, 2006-02-12 01:52 am UTC

	alisalias 2006-02-12 01:33 am UTC (link)
	LJ sure has a lot of paranoid users who are convinced that people are out to get them and destroy their precious profile pages. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - mookie, 2006-02-12 02:24 am UTC

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(no subject) - enviousness, 2006-02-13 04:26 am UTC

	sarracenia 2006-02-12 03:18 am UTC (link)
	So, am I the only person who wouldn't notice this on her userinfo for, like, a year? (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - greenling, 2006-02-12 04:08 am UTC

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(no subject) - kittikattie, 2006-02-13 11:54 am UTC

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(no subject) - v_digitalwytch, 2006-02-14 01:07 am UTC

	expeliarbum 2006-02-12 03:18 am UTC (link)
	After reading gazillion pages of wank, it all comes down to this: Will someone think of the permanent account users? (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - amxjm, 2006-02-12 09:24 am UTC

	mistal 2006-02-12 03:51 am UTC (link)
	Each virtual gift will display on the recipient's profile page for two weeks before wilting away. As far as I know this means that after two weeks, the OMG Invasion of the Unwanted but cute/sweet Flower will be gone/history. So your user info won't be 'destroy' forever. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - mookie, 2006-02-12 04:23 am UTC

	mookie 2006-02-12 03:53 am UTC (link)
	And there's the fandom wank name drop. I am a sad sad person for although I've been reading the comments on and off and taking them in small doses I've still been reading through the splooge. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - jira, 2006-02-12 03:54 am UTC

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	thefirebottle 2006-02-12 04:41 am UTC (link)
	A lot of ElJay users are real cocks, aren't they. It's like Jesus, in a way... (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - m_butterfly, 2006-02-12 05:57 am UTC

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	erototoxin 2006-02-12 06:45 am UTC (link)
	It doesn't look like anyone on my FL has got any (yeah, I checked) - we must all HATE each other! (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - telesilla, 2006-02-12 08:52 am UTC

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	zaliesiren 2006-02-12 09:17 am UTC (link)
	Y'know, in the rare instance when I actually use the memories feature and it doesn't work, I don't throw a hissy fit. I backtrack and spend 30 extra seconds using my tags. -_- Just goes to show, people will complain about anything. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - buxton, 2006-02-12 02:03 pm UTC

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(no subject) - zaliesiren, 2006-02-13 01:15 am UTC

i_mx 2006-02-12 12:01 pm UTC (link)

Only a matter of time before a font fight should happen, right? Cage match, best of 3 rounds and as added bonus, send in the snarktoons. ZOMG A DOLLAR. BRAKING MY BANK. THE INTARNETS IS SERIOUS BISINESS. Did you hear that joke about the 10 different ways by bank RUA MORON to ski down a hill? Come up with an 11th style and you get free ABS brakes on your skis! Or rubber chickens, whichever comes first. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - mookie, 2006-02-12 03:27 pm UTC

	aegflota 2006-02-12 01:16 pm UTC (link)
	That's a dumb idea. Does it have to stay in your userinfo? Perhaps I'm biased, because my contempt for everything about Valentine's Day is...fierce. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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(no subject) - slackerbitch, 2006-02-13 06:33 pm UTC

	ari_ 2006-02-12 06:15 pm UTC (link)
	There is a post in the suggestions community about this issue, here: http://community.livejournal.com/suggestions/589123.html (Reply to this)(Thread)

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