mcity
2006-02-16 08:33 am UTC (link)

This is the hardest-working troll I've ever seen. Photoshop, multiple imagehosts, heartfelt-sounding confessions...wow.

Is it strange that I find the Lohan pic (20-something)hot from the neck down? And want to know what happened to Audrey Kitching's spine(52)? Is it also strange that I had to squint for the girl in the third pic in the linked thread? And it scared me?

I refuse to figure out what kind of person this would be for was it true. I already know she's a 39 year-old lesbian with a penis in college who wants to be kissed by small boys, reads Livejournal OCly, wants to be one of the popular gi-

Crap.

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	Pet hate, here I come. adora_spintriae 2006-02-16 01:41 pm UTC (link)
	hot from the neck down? Yes. Seriously, you'd think some dumbass computer user would have figured out how to photoshop stockings better than that. I mean, if Gil Elvgren could do it with paint, there's no excuse when you have digital technology at your hands. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	chopperbetty 2006-02-16 08:46 am UTC (link)
	Please tell me I'm not the only one who's bothered by the fact that all those secrets are different sizes. Post Secret is so nice because everything's one nice and uniform postcard size. These are all over the place and some of them are just huge. (I'm looking at you, Lohan.) Thus ends my nitpick. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	The boy with the thorn in his side... capsulekei 2006-02-16 09:09 pm UTC (link)
	Your icon rules. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: The boy with the thorn in his side... chopperbetty 2006-02-16 09:33 pm UTC (link)
	Hee, thanks. Best dance number of the whole series? Yes and yes. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	teruhiko 2006-02-16 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	I second that. I love Blackpool with it's random musical numbers. There needs to be more icons! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	chopperbetty 2006-02-17 09:52 pm UTC (link)
	Every show needs random musical numbers, definitely. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sisterelwood 2006-02-16 09:31 am UTC (link)
	Feeding the troll is only fun when you mock them with snark. Taking them seriously (saying how they shouldn't do shit like that) is pointless. All that aside- that is still one sick troll. I have a twisted mind and I don't even find 87 even remotely funny. It kinda makes me worried for that troll, though. (Reply to this)

	iieee 2006-02-16 12:07 pm UTC (link)
	The Furby-secret made me laugh for five minutes straight. Just...why, and...the penis and the spooge and Furbys heavylidded dead eyes. I'm glad I never got a Furby to play with when I was kid. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	iieee 2006-02-16 12:08 pm UTC (link)
	A* kid (Reply to this)(Parent)

	adora_spintriae 2006-02-16 01:45 pm UTC (link)
	This stuff is wanktastic and pretentious even without the trolls. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	smo 2006-02-16 05:05 pm UTC (link)
	Word. I just wanted to post one that said, "Cheer up, emo kids!" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	esclaramonde 2006-02-16 08:26 pm UTC (link)
	I like the one that showed up once when I was checking it for no reason, that said something along the lines of, "I hate it when teenagers post secrets about how much they hate living. Just shut up." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	smo 2006-02-16 08:33 pm UTC (link)
	Heh. Yeah, that one pretty much summed it up for me. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	doroc_sabah 2006-02-16 05:22 pm UTC (link)
	Dude, some of those are scary. Or I'm just a sissy. Probably sissy. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	pink_lightning 2006-02-16 08:35 pm UTC (link)
	Nah, some of 'em are kinda creepy. I always hate it when people use real photos of people when the secret isn't even something serious. >> (Reply to this)(Parent)

	smo 2006-02-16 07:29 pm UTC (link)
	At first I missed the part in your post where you specifically mentioned #87, and so I scrolled through them all trying to figure out which one you meant. And I couldn't. freaking. tell. O_O (Reply to this)(Thread)

	mousy_345e4 2006-02-16 10:43 pm UTC (link)
	Hahaha. I know. I used to look ,and now I scroll on by, because THAT IS SCARY. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	smo 2006-02-16 10:48 pm UTC (link)
	For serious. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	drworm 2006-02-16 10:17 pm UTC (link)
	I love LJSecret. They're all stupid. And gullible. And twelve years old. It's the kind of entertainment that never fails to frighten me a little. (Reply to this)

	ayezur 2006-02-16 11:39 pm UTC (link)
	See, now, this pisses me off, because PostSecret was such a powerful idea and people are turning it into their private wangstfests. Dude. Call me when you actually know what it is to carry a secret. Pissants. (Reply to this)

	gonerilandregan 2006-02-17 02:35 am UTC (link)
	Another day, another set of troll secrets, another bunch troll-feeding. Yay! This cracked my shit up. Really, I cannot stop laughing. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	april_hurst 2006-02-18 12:04 am UTC (link)
	#30 creeps me out. (Well, so do a lot of them, but... O__O) ljsecret is such a cesspoolp... there are usually a few semi-deep images and the rest are stupid wangsting. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	felinephoenix 2006-02-17 03:46 am UTC (link)
	I know it's a troll, but 87 still freaked my shit out. (Reply to this)

	aerobot 2006-02-17 04:09 am UTC (link)
	I feel sick now. cries (Reply to this)