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secondarygain ([info]secondarygain) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2006-02-17 01:38:00
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Ah, Religion! A Neverending Source of Wank
Nabbed from a mouse on [info]wank_report. [info]glory_2_god makes the following post in [info]debate:

Bill First is introducing an amendment to ban gay marriage in America

http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/02/13/gay.marriage/

This is a wonderful thing of course even if it doesn't pass. The American people don't want the sanctity of marriage to be destroyed even though the liberals in congress and the activist judges want to force gay marriage on us. When the liberals vote against this ban then the American people will show them that this is a Christian nation in November.

I want to ask everyone to contact their senator and ask them to support this amendment and to pray that they are guided by God to ban gay marriage in this great country.


Things completely explode as would be expected. I love it when [info]glory_2_god tries to "save" a bisexual.
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[info]juju_bean
2006-02-17 08:02 am UTC (link)
Oh, the sweet, sweet crazy of the batshit insane.

I love it when they sound like liberals are going to force straight people to have same-sex marriages.

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[info]arymabeth
2006-02-17 08:17 am UTC (link)
I've missed [info]glory_2_god. She/he/it is one of my favorite trolls. Of course, I also occasionally like to listen to Michael Savage for entertainment value.

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(no subject) - [info]capn_triangle, 2006-02-17 06:07 pm UTC

pink_lightning
2006-02-17 08:20 am UTC (link)
*giggle* That's why I've only gone half-Catholic. Those silly fundies. ^_^

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Half-catholic? - [info]mcity, 2006-02-17 07:46 pm UTC
Re: Half-catholic? - pink_lightning, 2006-02-17 09:49 pm UTC

[info]mistal
2006-02-17 08:42 am UTC (link)
I know glory_2_god is a troll, but I still want to choke it or something...

I'll pray for you.

Turn this sentence into this "You don't believe in God? I'll pray for you" and you have the same thing someone told me. I honestly have someone praying for me...

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[info]amxjm
2006-02-17 08:42 am UTC (link)
Is it bad if I knew offhand that he misspelled the guy's name (Frist, not First)?

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[info]mael
2006-02-17 08:48 am UTC (link)
People, it has a SMILEY FACE IN ITS ICON.

Trolly McTrollperson of Trollopolis, Trolland.

Really now!

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[info]rachel_pi
2006-02-17 09:04 am UTC (link)
Frist, a Tennessee Republican, told CNN he's planning the vote for the week of June 5 because he wants to deal with the issue "as early as possible"

No, he wants to have it in June so they have time to get all the fundies worked up before the mid-term elections. *sigh*

Hee, I just can't read any of glory_2_god's comments without thinking of the movie Saved. I will never take fundies seriously after that.

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hereforthewank
2006-02-17 09:07 am UTC (link)
Wandered over to glory_2_god's lj and laughed my ass off. I love the careful misspelling of key words coupled with perfect puncuation. Someone is really enjoying itself over there.

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(no subject) - [info]jadelennox, 2006-02-21 03:20 am UTC

[info]slackeremeritus
2006-02-17 10:00 am UTC (link)
All I can do is laugh and laugh reading the comments. Troll keeps lowering the bait and they just keep taking it, hook, line, and sinker.

I needed a good laugh. *wipes away tears* Oh, my stomach hurts now.

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[info]hallidae
2006-02-17 03:29 pm UTC (link)
Yanno, I don't remember Frist being this rabidly conservative when he first got elected. Hell, I voted for him, 'cause the guy he was running against was the batshittiest of batshit fundies. Maybe it's an aging thing, some sort of syndrom that's running rampant. As you get older, you start hating change more and more and wanting everything to go back to "the good old days". I just wish he didn't have some sort of power to try and make it happen.

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[info]aerobot
2006-02-17 04:10 pm UTC (link)
Reason #1 why I love living in Australia: No one, ever, will bring up what type of 'country' it is, or give a damn what the 'founding fathers' think, or whine about 'christian values'.

It makes things a whoooole lot simpler.

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[info]gal_montag
2006-02-17 05:27 pm UTC (link)
If you're not into gay marriage, then don't marry someone of the same gender. Seems simple.

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[info]dejla
2006-02-17 07:23 pm UTC (link)
Actually, one of the funniest things is when what's-its-face says that marriage is a Christian concept. Uh, yeah, right, says it with (you should pardon the expression) straight face.

Boy, that would surprise the hell out of the Egyptians, wouldn't it?

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[info]mcity
2006-02-17 07:40 pm UTC (link)
I'm a Christian, I don't think gay marriage is right, and this idiot still makes me see red. Which part of Jesus' "don't beat people upside the head with your faith" is confusing?

Oh, and I think this guy's an old troll.

Sure are a lot of Christianity wanks lately.

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(no subject) - [info]rubylou, 2006-02-18 02:27 am UTC

verthandi
2006-02-17 08:10 pm UTC (link)
the American people will show them that this is a Christian nation

You know, I once tried educating someone about the "Christians" that founded the US. I was very naive at the time and I believed that people would appreciate facts, you know, since I would have. It didn't go over so well.

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[info]oxydosic
2006-02-17 08:52 pm UTC (link)
The American people don't want the sanctity of marriage to be destroyed even though the liberals in congress and the activist judges want to force gay marriage on us.

Yeah cause if it passes, everyone will be forced to marry someone of the same gender. But that may be a good thing, because then certain people won't reproduce.

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(no subject) - [info]redjackcash, 2006-02-18 01:14 am UTC

[info]marciamarcia
2006-02-17 09:28 pm UTC (link)
This is quite possibly the best conservative troll post ever made:

My nieghbors in the apartment across from mine moved out about three weeks ago. They were a nice couple who used to go to Church with me sometimes. I like them a lot even though they were living together before they got married which is very much a sin. Anyway what upsets me is that two mudslime guys moved in last week. The say their brothers or something but I cant really understand their acents. They rilly need to learn to speak Englsih. I think they might be gay though because i know a lot of those mudslime countries have a lot of gays. I hope their not terrorists though. I'm going to keep an eye on them and I'll report any suspisious activity I see.

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(no subject) - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2006-02-18 02:07 am UTC

[info]ladysorka
2006-02-17 10:09 pm UTC (link)
Personally, I've always figured that we should just stop legalizing marriage entirely.

Civil unions for everyone!

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(no subject) - pink_lightning, 2006-02-17 10:32 pm UTC
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[info]avari
2006-02-18 12:19 am UTC (link)
I like this troll. In a twisted way.

Domestic violences builds character

Hitler is in hell because love him or hate him he sure killed a lot of Jews.

The funny thing about your comment is that Jesus has told me that you will become a Christian and get saved later in your life. You'll look back on this and realize what a silly cunt you were, but I forgive you and so does Jesus.

I'm wishing you'll get saved. God's Grace truly is amazing that He would forgive you even though your a flaming cockholster.

And the other posters still take him seriously... O_o

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(no subject) - [info]sithwitch13, 2006-02-18 01:46 am UTC
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[info]ninja_stripper
2006-02-18 01:21 am UTC (link)
glory_2_god is my favorite troll ever. Ever, ever, really I want to smother them with lots of gay p0rn and love.

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(no subject) - [info]avari, 2006-02-18 12:10 pm UTC
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[info]squib
2006-02-18 02:08 am UTC (link)
Here we go again with the idea that the world is limited to Christians and atheists. Do I need to beat these people with the "there are people who believe in god, they just don't worship *that* god" flag?

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(no subject) - [info]rubylou, 2006-02-18 02:28 am UTC
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rachelthedemon
2006-02-18 06:00 am UTC (link)
Y'know, s/h/it would be a lot more amusing if I didn't know real people who thought like that...

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(no subject) - [info]minibalrogmum, 2006-02-18 06:18 am UTC

[info]mousy_345e4
2006-02-18 08:44 am UTC (link)
I think my favorite line was this:

"Domestic violence builds character."

They have obviously never been abused.

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redwarrior
2006-02-18 06:47 pm UTC (link)
...Are you sure this guy isn't a Fox News chatbot?

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[info]selene_avis
2006-02-18 10:16 pm UTC (link)
...even though the liberals in congress and the activist judges want to force gay marriage on us.

Because legalizing gay marriage is the same as outlawing heterosexual marriage. < / sarcasm >

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(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2006-02-19 01:11 am UTC
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