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issendai ([info]issendai) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2006-02-25 01:12:00


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Pregnant without a uterus, by the will of .God
(Originally posted to [info]clairvoyantwank.)

This isn't so much a wank as an almighty steaming pile of WTF. From [info]wank_report:

FatFamily02 has a bit of a history on ehealthforum. She insists she's 32 weeks pregnant with twins, despite not having a uterus, and despite the doctors not being able to find anything on an ultrasound. But she's pregnant, dammit, because... well...
But I know I am pregnant, I dont care what she found or didnt find. God says "touch not my glory". He will not share his glory with anyone, and if dr's find it too soon, then they can say---'i saved her, it was me". And god says what I do, I will not need any help from human hands, and I will perfect it. For my glory!!!!!! She didnt even look at my ovaries, and my bladder looked like something was pressing down on it. Every thing was like a milky white in there. (like water bag) she said my intestines were in the way. She dint even look for baby, she did abdominal ultrasound to see my organs. That's it. And I told her baby laying on my back. She dint even try and look for it. I just know there is no way to try and tell the sceptics yet, but I do have new appt for this monday for ultrasound resullts and I will ask her to do an mri, or ct scan.
She has proof that abdominal ectopic pregnancies do happen, and waves it about wildly. She even knows someone else who went through it voluntarily:
Another good friend of mine---this is her friend--she had been having trouble carrying to term. The fertility .Dr said one more thing to try. I can remove your uterus--since it is not bringing about viable pregnancy's. Then I can implant into your abdomen. She carried baby uneventful until 7 1/2 months. She was involved in a major car accident--the baby was killed. Mother is fine.
Also:

Women with ectopic pregnancies should be given the choice to keep the pregnancy.

Pictures! And a fair amount of bullshit-calling. This thread contains her full account of how she got pregnant without a uterus, plus her attempt to exorcise evil spirits from someone who doesn't believe her.

Pictures of her at 20.5 and 22.5 weeks. Full-on wank here, complete with witnessing and public prayers.

Stop slandering her! You can't prove it's fake!

She's due on April Fool's Day. (But I doubt it's a hoax.)

There are a few people calling bullshit and even more are just humoring her, but she has a surprising number of supporters. (Including a number who pop into one thread to claim that they, too have abdominal pregnancies.) The wank has been bubbling along for, oh, just about 31 weeks now, since Fat Family jumped onto the board the instant she found out she was pregnant. There are great steaming pits of crazy there, just waiting to be discovered--the more you read, the madder the whole story gets. Right now things are low-key, but between FatFamily02's constant proselytizing and her approaching due date, it's bound to explode.

(Note: ehealthforum's software appears to be managed by drunken elves, so it inserts periods before most capital letters. No, it's not just Fat Family being herself.)

ETA: Fatfamily02 and her friends have found the post about her on Clairvoyantwank!



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[info]nebbieq
2006-02-25 07:36 am UTC (link)
Personally, I'm waiting for her to stumble on Alien while channel flipping.

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(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2006-02-25 07:52 am UTC

[info]ladybirdsleeps
2006-02-25 07:48 am UTC (link)
I rebuke her punctuation in the name of Jesus, amen. (What other than evil spirits would lead someone to start their sentences with a period?)

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Duh. - [info]ladybirdsleeps, 2006-02-25 07:49 am UTC

[info]azawakh
2006-02-25 08:02 am UTC (link)
It's an English geek's nightmare in there.

Criterior.

Progestrone.

Ginney pig.

Worst of all, my brain wants to pronounce "progestrone" like minestrone.

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(no subject) - [info]hristaesir, 2006-02-25 08:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]julian_black, 2006-02-25 09:06 am UTC

[info]photosinensis
2006-02-25 08:05 am UTC (link)
Ectopic pregnancies almost never go to term. There have been only about a dozen cases where this has ever happened, and none of them were voluntary. No doctor would risk a woman's health for that.

Furthermore, the pictures at 20 and 22 weeks are terrible--I can barely make it out. One does not go from barely having a belly to obviously expecting in two weeks--especially not those two weeks. If I remember my timeframe correctly, 20-22 weeks is somewhere around the midpoint of the pregnancy.

I say she needs psychiatric help. Of course, if she had a uterus, she'd probably be experiencing amenorrhea due to psychosomatic causes, due primarily to the capacity of the human mind to do such things to the body.

This isn't even talking about the WTFery of wanting to attempt to carry ectopic pregnancy to term. It's incredibly hazardous for the mother. The "luckiest" of such women are rendered infertile, which this woman already was. Most untreated cases usually end in the death of the mother due to internal hemorrhaging. Let me tell you, exsanguination is not a fun way to go.

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(no subject) - [info]khym_chanur, 2006-02-25 09:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]clover_elf_kin, 2006-02-26 05:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]provetheworst, 2006-02-27 12:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]khym_chanur, 2006-02-27 12:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]silrana, 2006-02-25 03:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]scootermcgaffin, 2006-02-25 07:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]photosinensis, 2006-02-25 08:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]emiweebee, 2006-02-26 01:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]photosinensis, 2006-02-26 06:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]caoilte, 2006-02-27 05:20 pm UTC

[info]xero_sky
2006-02-25 08:33 am UTC (link)
And what a fantastic mother this woman would be.

*shudders*

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(no subject) - [info]mouseykins, 2006-02-25 08:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]julian_black, 2006-02-25 08:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wankismyfandom, 2006-02-25 10:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]khym_chanur, 2006-02-25 11:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sennet, 2006-02-25 04:44 pm UTC

[info]wrazn
2006-02-25 08:49 am UTC (link)
"god spoke to me and said ovulation time"</i>

So needs to be an icon.

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(no subject) - [info]julian_black, 2006-02-25 08:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2006-02-25 09:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - flightstothesea, 2006-02-26 01:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2006-02-26 11:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - flightstothesea, 2006-02-27 02:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]doroc_sabah, 2006-02-26 06:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thebratqueen, 2006-02-27 12:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]issendai, 2006-02-27 02:28 am UTC

[info]julian_black
2006-02-25 08:56 am UTC (link)
Wow, she's a sad one.

Is there anyone, anywhere, on those boards who has even a rudimentary grasp of written English? Or all those messages posted by the same drunken elves who manage the board software?

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(no subject) - [info]scootermcgaffin, 2006-02-25 07:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]julian_black, 2006-02-25 08:06 pm UTC

[info]fevered_ego
2006-02-25 08:57 am UTC (link)
Hope she doesn't kill anyone and steal their babies like those other two chicks with this particular brand of the crazies...

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[info]khym_chanur
2006-02-25 09:14 am UTC (link)
For a few seconds, I thought an "ectopic" pregnancy was one where the fetus is made out of ectoplasm, as in Ghostbusters ectoplasm.

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(no subject) - [info]hyaenid, 2006-02-25 11:29 am UTC

[info]dreamtoday
2006-02-25 09:49 am UTC (link)
wow. this just went beyond insane into the realm of being really really sad.

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[info]randomsome1
2006-02-25 11:08 am UTC (link)
Her logic wins. "Women with imaginary pregnancies are told that they're not real and 'lose' the baby, and I've been told it's not real, and I'm still fat pregnant, so it's gotta be a baby!"

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(no subject) - [info]brown_betty, 2006-02-25 05:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hristaesir, 2006-02-26 02:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]issendai, 2006-02-26 07:39 am UTC

[info]hyaenid
2006-02-25 11:36 am UTC (link)
I totally want a .God top-level domain to exist. That would be awesome beyond belief.

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(no subject) - [info]leto, 2006-02-25 02:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tiki, 2006-02-25 07:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]grand_sealink, 2006-02-25 09:45 pm UTC
I feel sorry for her, but ...
[info]aerobot
2006-02-25 01:36 pm UTC (link)
www.myfollowersarecrazy.god

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Re: I feel sorry for her, but ... - [info]leto, 2006-02-25 02:07 pm UTC
Re: I feel sorry for her, but ... - [info]jat_sapphire, 2006-02-25 03:57 pm UTC
Re: I feel sorry for her, but ... - [info]panthea, 2006-02-25 04:31 pm UTC
Re: I feel sorry for her, but ... - pink_lightning, 2006-02-25 07:53 pm UTC
Re: I feel sorry for her, but ... - [info]panthea, 2006-02-25 08:07 pm UTC

[info]nekoneko
2006-02-25 02:56 pm UTC (link)
Every time I see .God, I think it's a apinoff of the .hack series or something. Maybe it's an RP about gods and goddesses and 'The Heavens' gets corrupted by a virus! Oh noes!

Now I think I'm too dorky for my own good.

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(no subject) - [info]naienko, 2006-02-27 06:34 pm UTC

[info]harpie84
2006-02-25 04:56 pm UTC (link)
The crazy - it hurts.

This is worth watching until April 1 and fatfamily has to admit that there's something wrong with her and it isn't being pregnant.

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(no subject) - [info]altoidsaddict, 2006-02-25 05:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]issendai, 2006-02-26 07:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smut_queen, 2006-02-25 06:14 pm UTC

[info]hallidae
2006-02-25 05:08 pm UTC (link)
That's a special level of batshittery. I mean, wow.

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[info]minibalrogmum
2006-02-25 05:09 pm UTC (link)
You expect me to believe you and your words, believe the .Dr's, who have proved themselves wrong to me more than right, and what the "devil" is saying about me---over what .God told me, and what .God promised me.

Psst! The voice in your head isn't always God. He's too busy rigging the Olympics, the lottory and play scrabble with the Holy Spirit.

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(no subject) - [info]pepperlandgirl4, 2006-02-25 11:20 pm UTC

[info]smit
2006-02-25 06:44 pm UTC (link)
Funny how .God miracled her a pregnancy right after someone ELSE asked about it back in July...

http://pregnancy.ehealthforum.com/health/topic38478.html

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(no subject) - [info]esclaramonde, 2006-02-25 08:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tekenduis, 2006-02-25 09:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sheep, 2006-02-26 12:58 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]issendai, 2006-02-26 07:53 am UTC

pink_lightning
2006-02-25 07:53 pm UTC (link)
That 24.5 week picture looks awfully flabby to be a pregnant belly.

Like I said before, maybe it's a tumor.

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(no subject) - [info]aegflota, 2006-02-25 07:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - pink_lightning, 2006-02-25 08:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mercutia, 2006-02-25 11:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sheep, 2006-02-26 12:57 am UTC
Yay for history! - [info]kijikun, 2006-02-26 03:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hristaesir, 2006-02-26 02:43 am UTC
(no subject) - pink_lightning, 2006-02-26 02:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hristaesir, 2006-02-26 02:53 am UTC
(no subject) - pink_lightning, 2006-02-26 02:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wrazn, 2006-02-26 03:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]goldberry, 2006-02-27 09:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hellespont, 2006-02-26 08:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hristaesir, 2006-02-26 08:23 am UTC
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[info]ecchaniz0r
2006-02-25 08:22 pm UTC (link)
It really shocks me how little some of these people know about how the hell pregnancy even works. "OMG SPURM GO 2 EGG THEN I PRGNAT LULZ."

Uhhh. Honey. That's not...quite...there needs to be a...there more to--forget it @_@

I know ectopic pregnancies happen but it's like - by and large? You need a womb. And it's not as simple as 'teh spurm goze 2 teh eggz0r alla tiem'. ...Although doubtless it can sure seem that simple.

uh. shutting up. The crazy burns.

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(no subject) - [info]photosinensis, 2006-02-25 09:05 pm UTC

[info]daylightsparks
2006-02-25 08:26 pm UTC (link)
I have the feeling that, when this is all over, we're going to be seeing photos of this woman cradling a tumor wrapped in a baby blanket. "She just looks different, that's all! That's how .God made her!"

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(no subject) - [info]sennet, 2006-02-26 12:38 am UTC

[info]sithwitch13
2006-02-25 09:01 pm UTC (link)
I feel simultaneously amused at and really bad for this woman. On the one hand, there is quite a lot of crazy in those posts. On the other hand, there is quite a lot of crazy in those posts. It sounds like a phantom pregnancy (pseduocyesis) to me.

She seems to fit the profile, namely wanting children very badly. The physical symptoms fit as well (weight gain, "kicking", hormone changes, etc.) The best references I've found thus far is this and this. This is also a good article on the topic. It even includes a case study of a woman with a hysterectomy convinced she was 13.5 weeks pregnant. It's sort of depressing to read about, actually. Wanting something that badly, being convinced that against all odds you can get it, and then it's all in your head.

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(no subject) - [info]isntitironic, 2006-02-26 03:01 am UTC
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[info]mcity
2006-02-25 10:02 pm UTC (link)
The Virgin Wanker?

Oh, wait.

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(no subject) - [info]honorh, 2006-02-25 10:23 pm UTC

[info]ladyvorkosigan
2006-02-25 11:02 pm UTC (link)
What I don't get is the sheer number of them claiming to have abdominal pregnancies. My God. I know the Internet gives you a false sense of numbers, but where do these people hide in real life?

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(no subject) - [info]khym_chanur, 2006-02-26 12:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]issendai, 2006-02-26 08:01 am UTC

[info]emiweebee
2006-02-26 02:09 am UTC (link)
The u/sound lady was very concerned for she wanted "correlation with my mentrual cycle". Well, if I could tell her, I would have said, that I had ovulated 5 weeks prior to that. I know I havent ovulated since for I feel when I ovulate. 5 days of pain every time. Middle pains

Okay. I know that some women can feel it when they ovulate. Personally, I think that's really cool. A little twinge mid-cycle. However, I'm pretty sure it's not FIVE DAYS.

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