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radiotrash ([info]radiotrash) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2006-02-27 14:27:00


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"Mail fraud + patent infringement + "Jew Nazis" + multiple personalities!"
From [info]wank_report comes DIAPER DRAMA! Copied and pasted from the Anon report:

[info]dark_inamorata, also known as [info]hades_whore and [info]sewin_suki wanted to make and sell cloth diapers as a work-at-home mom. She invited the members of the cloth diapering communities to get in on her testing program: 3 fitted diapers made of organic cotton and hemp, plus a free all-in-one, for $35. (An awesome deal.)

She collected hundreds of dollars. Then she disappeared for months.

People started to suspect that their diapers were never coming. They threatened Paypal chargebacks.

Then she posted an angry rebuttal that began "YOU SLIMBALLS ARE AMAZING," excoriating everyone who questioned her integrity! (radiotrashs' note: Beware, entire post is in capslock of rage). But ever so cleverly, she signed it "Tonya" - and later claimed that HER BABYSITTER had gotten hold of her LJ, while she was IN THE HOSPITAL getting orthopedic surgery.

Naturally, people find that she was quite active on LJ during her supposed hospitalization, and that IPs match up and all that jazz.

Now people have started getting diapers from her - shoddy, thin diapers that fall apart. Plus we learn that she's actually violating a patent on a similarly useless product. (radiotrash's note: Read Suki's reply to this whole thing here.) The astute notice that she has committed mail fraud by backdating her metered mail machine. [info]pradagirl discovers that this is an offense punishable by $30,000 per incident, and encourages everyone to turn her ass in.

As [info]hades_whore, Suzanne/Suki replies that [info]pradagirl is a BLACK JEW NAZI.

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There's more asshattery from this lady, actually!

"In a Cityglitter twist, Suki/Tonya/Zan also raised $300 from a raffle her e-friends held after she said her abusive spouse had just left her with four kids and stolen all her money.

Now he's back home and taking her on vacation, yay!" People are understandably upset.

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[info]hades_whore is also apparantly turning her friends into the feds! "Apparently she begged for leftover prescription medicines from her flist a few months back, received lots, and is now reporting her enemies to the DEA for illegally distributing medication through the USPS."

Edit: The DEA arrives. [info]hades_whore promises to sue everyone and make sure they are ass-raped in prison. Or something. Enjoy.


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[info]amxjm
2006-02-27 11:09 pm UTC (link)
I now have to wonder: Is there anything that people can't have a wank over?

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[info]radiotrash
2006-02-27 11:25 pm UTC (link)
What amuses me is that, based on the fact that this is all posted in a diaper_drama community, there was previous wankage.

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(no subject) - [info]amxjm, 2006-02-27 11:30 pm UTC

[info]smut_queen
2006-02-27 11:29 pm UTC (link)
I haven't seen dryer lint wank yet.

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(no subject) - [info]jedilora, 2006-02-28 01:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]frequentmouse, 2006-02-28 02:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2006-02-28 03:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]frequentmouse, 2006-02-28 06:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_wanlorn, 2006-02-28 03:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thebratqueen, 2006-02-28 04:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smut_queen, 2006-02-28 05:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]squib, 2006-02-28 09:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]stinksap, 2006-02-28 12:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2006-02-28 02:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thebratqueen, 2006-02-28 02:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]catslash, 2006-02-28 09:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]platedlizard, 2006-02-28 06:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2006-02-28 07:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]platedlizard, 2006-02-28 08:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2006-03-02 03:18 am UTC
Well not lint, but how about magic dryer socks? - [info]mousy_345e4, 2006-02-28 07:53 pm UTC

[info]vigilanterodent
2006-02-27 11:19 pm UTC (link)
I once asked a DA whether her work was depressing. Sometimes, she told me - and sometimes throwing someone's ass in jail is a real pleasure.

I think this would be one of those times.

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[info]sisterelwood
2006-02-28 04:54 am UTC (link)
As someone who is studying to become a DA I have to say that I whole-heartedly agree with this. xD

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[info]sidewinder
2006-02-27 11:24 pm UTC (link)
Diaper wank.

Yep.

Now I really have seen everything.

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[info]splorch
2006-02-28 03:48 am UTC (link)
I've read too damn many parenting forums, I guess, because I'm surprised nothing's turned up before now.

Of course, this wank makes batshit parents look like pikers.

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[info]queencallipygos
2006-02-27 11:27 pm UTC (link)
"black Jew Nazi."

Aren't some of those elements mutually exclusive?

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[info]amxjm
2006-02-27 11:31 pm UTC (link)
But that's what makes it so funny, like calling somebody a Nazi Jew baby.

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[info]smut_queen
2006-02-27 11:28 pm UTC (link)
This is my favorite exchange of the whole thing.

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[info]amxjm
2006-02-27 11:32 pm UTC (link)
Please tell me this is the sockpuppet she uses for trolling.

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(no subject) - [info]smut_queen, 2006-02-28 12:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hysteria, 2006-02-28 02:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]arymabeth, 2006-02-28 03:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2006-02-28 03:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]southernbangel, 2006-02-28 03:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smut_queen, 2006-02-28 05:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2006-02-28 07:17 am UTC

[info]hellespont
2006-02-28 02:54 am UTC (link)
NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI!

That sounds like either the most demented five year old ever, or possibly the following Flash cartoon:

NAZI NAZI NAZI

BLACK JEW! BLACK JEW!

NAZI NAZI NAZI

BLACK JEW! BLACK JEW!

NAZI NAZI NAZI

AUUGGGH! IT'S A TROLL!

and so on and so forth.

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(no subject) - [info]smut_queen, 2006-02-28 03:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]felinephoenix, 2006-02-28 09:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]spawn_of_kong, 2006-03-01 06:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ilpalazzo, 2006-03-02 12:15 am UTC

[info]doroc_sabah
2006-02-28 05:22 pm UTC (link)
'Peons'!

'Peon' is a glorious word.

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I only have one thing to say.
[info]nebbieq
2006-02-27 11:40 pm UTC (link)
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Re: I only have one thing to say. - [info]mouseykins, 2006-02-28 12:50 am UTC
Re: I only have one thing to say. - [info]kookaburra, 2006-02-28 01:05 am UTC
Re: I only have one thing to say. - [info]daylightsparks, 2006-02-28 03:14 am UTC

[info]senor_pinata
2006-02-28 12:31 am UTC (link)
But ever so cleverly, she signed it "Tonya" - and later claimed that HER BABYSITTER had gotten hold of her LJ, while she was IN THE HOSPITAL getting orthopedic surgery.

Supernanny?! Is that you?

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[info]arabel
2006-02-28 01:41 am UTC (link)
You know, this being Fandom Wank, my first assumption was that the diapers must have been for adults. This scares me, when I think about it...

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(no subject) - [info]sarracenia, 2006-02-28 04:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]arabel, 2006-02-28 04:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dr_tristessa, 2006-02-28 04:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]arabel, 2006-02-28 05:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mael, 2006-02-28 06:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]doroc_sabah, 2006-02-28 05:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2006-02-28 11:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wankismyfandom, 2006-02-28 09:28 pm UTC

[info]gal_montag
2006-02-28 02:36 am UTC (link)
They especially love when I have evidence like the prescription bottle with the person's name and address on it.

Which proves exactly nothing except that you have a goddamn pill bottle you stupid bitch. (wow, I'm hateful lately)

I'm so *tired* of stupid trifling people.

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(no subject) - [info]crickets, 2006-02-28 03:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gal_montag, 2006-02-28 03:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]crickets, 2006-02-28 03:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gal_montag, 2006-02-28 03:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]crickets, 2006-02-28 03:49 am UTC

[info]hallidae
2006-02-28 03:24 am UTC (link)
Yeah, I'm all for prosecuting the bitch to the fullest extent of the law, myself. And then adding a few swings with a metal bat.

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[info]slavekitty
2006-02-28 03:58 am UTC (link)
In a Cityglitter twist

I'm slowly losing my mind. I totally read that as "in a clitty twitter twist." Which sounds vaguely painful and pleasurable at the same time.

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(no subject) - [info]dr_tristessa, 2006-02-28 04:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]slavekitty, 2006-02-28 07:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jrs1980, 2006-02-28 05:09 am UTC

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[info]sisterelwood
2006-02-28 04:23 am UTC (link)
I was reading this wank when some friends came over. I told them about it and they didn't believe me at first... This is just bizarre.

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(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2006-02-28 04:44 am UTC

[info]jat_sapphire
2006-02-28 04:40 am UTC (link)
YOU SLIMBALLS ARE AMAZING. NOT IN THAT GREAT WAY EITHER.

I am in love with the word "slimballs."

You slimballs. You SLIMBALLS!

Yes, the Caps-o'-Rage really makes it, too.

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(no subject) - [info]sewingmyfish, 2006-02-28 04:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mercutia, 2006-02-28 07:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]princessdot, 2006-02-28 07:20 am UTC

[info]hristaesir
2006-02-28 05:24 am UTC (link)
I felt that this comment pretty much summed up the entire issue:

"cloth makes people go effin nuts i think i'm going to start using pampers again"

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(no subject) - [info]stinksap, 2006-02-28 12:25 pm UTC

[info]plazmah
2006-02-28 07:36 pm UTC (link)
The batshittery is astounding.

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[info]oxydosic
2006-03-01 03:56 am UTC (link)
I'm a little disappointed in her, the whole 'my babysitter/little brother/dog was using my LJ to post,it wasn't me' thing is SO overdone.

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[info]aerobot
2006-03-01 08:50 am UTC (link)
... HOLY CRAP. It's not internet lawyers this time, it's the internet DEA! :O

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