Pedo Jesus wank!
On wtf-inc, someone posts an animation of Jesus getting head from a little boy (it's not graphic at all, but it's also not exactly work safe). It's wanky from the the very first comment!

The question here is wtf is wrong with you? Even if you don't believe in the guy, show some respect............

A macro war and flames follow. Here are some choice quotes:

Thickslab, who admits to being a troll: This isn't a debate, they're just flaming you. It's impossible to debate with someone stupid enough to believe that Jesus actually existed.

freezer818: Way to go from cracking on one oversensitve Christian to flaming all of them... ~~Jackass.~~

keithcrash: Get new stupid little pictures with dumb phrases, asshole. This ones getting boring.

mordant: Okay, I promise to do that when you get a life, move out of your parents basement and stop getting all pissy/wounded/offended at a jpeg ON THE INTERNET.

catalytic: Even if pedophilia isn't amusing, pathetic fundies with no sense of humor always will be. Thanks for the laugh.

PS: Please don't blow up yet another building in petulant retaliation. We're getting tired of it. You Fundies always take things too seriously.

Apparently the mod (silversolitaire) doesn't care: Since this seems to be turning into one of those legendary posts (as opposed to random picture posts), please add a descriptive subject line to your post so we can find the post again later in the archives for future reference! ^^ Thank you!

This baby is wanky through and through!

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	symbeline 2006-02-28 10:23 pm UTC (link)
	I want to kidnap and clone their mod. More mods should be that easy-going. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	tofuknight 2006-02-28 10:43 pm UTC (link)
	Word. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	shoiryu 2006-03-01 07:39 am UTC (link)
	Man, this is what I get for letting anybody else help mod that comm. No recognition. :p (Reply to this)(Parent)

	stalin 2006-02-28 10:34 pm UTC (link)
	Seen the Mohammed picture further down. That is mildly amusing. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	pyratejenni 2006-03-01 05:27 am UTC (link)
	I saved it. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	crickets 2006-02-28 11:53 pm UTC (link)
	animation of Jesus getting head from a little boy Not really graphic but... meh. There's always the back key. Now this is funny: Buddy Christ FTW! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	mouseykins 2006-03-01 12:24 am UTC (link)
	You can get Buddy Christ statuettes? Must...have... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	majorburns 2006-03-01 12:39 am UTC (link)
	Oh, crap. THAT'S what I forgot to pick up in Red Bank!* *location of Jay & Silent Bob's Secret Stash, for those who don't know (Reply to this)(Parent)

	crickets 2006-03-01 12:52 am UTC (link)
	enables (Reply to this)(Parent)

	miss_arel 2006-03-01 04:31 am UTC (link)
	Hells yes. My dad and I got one for the deacon at my family's church. :D (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	female_fanboy 2006-03-02 12:08 am UTC (link)
	Dude, if I did that, my entire parish would jump me (to say that as a whole they don't exactly like that movie is a huge understatement) Still, I should try that. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	gal_montag 2006-03-01 03:28 am UTC (link)
	Okay, that picture is hysterical. And people over there? Need to pull the stick out and flagellate themselves with it. For hours. Especially that faucetthief jackass, who seems to think they're the rock upon which Jesus built his church. (Reply to this)

	v_digitalwytch 2006-03-01 06:49 am UTC (link)
	They're getting upset over that old .jpg? It's as ancient as the one with the priest and the kneeling boy in the stained glass window. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	bitca 2006-03-01 04:08 pm UTC (link)
	No, someone animated it into a .gif. Heh. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	v_digitalwytch 2006-03-01 06:29 pm UTC (link)
	Still an old pic as far as the Internet goes. I was expecting something more..well, intense and outrageworthy. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	princessdot 2006-03-01 07:01 am UTC (link)
	Heee that mod is workng for us, idn't s/he? =D (Reply to this)

	miss_padfoot 2006-03-01 09:17 am UTC (link)
	Once upon a time there was an inappropriate picture of a spiritual leader who was known all around the world. Followers of said leader got angry and started to retaliate with flames. ...gee, this sounds familiar! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	emiweebee 2006-03-01 04:35 pm UTC (link)
	Psh, that's only because Muslims can't take a joke. When it's Jesus, it's different. Duh. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	female_fanboy 2006-03-01 04:32 pm UTC (link)
	Well, Jesus did always say to love the little children... I'm going to Hell, aren't I? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	ladyofviolets 2006-03-02 12:07 am UTC (link)
	"Let the children come to Me..." I'll never ever look at that passage of the New Testament the same way again. XD (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	redwarrior 2006-03-02 09:22 pm UTC (link)
	It's a mistranslation, I say! The Greek says "come IN me"! snerk (Reply to this)(Parent)

	arionhunter 2006-03-01 05:29 pm UTC (link)
	Hmm...I think Melting Lava Jesus would be highly appropriate here. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	female_fanboy 2006-03-02 12:01 am UTC (link)
	Melting Lava Jesus? (Oh, by the way, totally want to steal the icon) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	arionhunter 2006-03-02 04:36 am UTC (link)
	http://www.garoustudios.com/images/Screens/Melting_Jesus1.jpg http://www.garoustudios.com/images/Screens/Melting_Jesus2.jpg It's from a Gatchaman episode, which I can't recall. There was some wank involving Melting Lava Jesus awhile back. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	redwarrior 2006-03-02 09:21 pm UTC (link)
	The OP was funny. But my kudos go to the guy who Photoshopped it to look like Muhammad was getting blown, to make fun of the Danish cartoon controversy. >D (Reply to this)