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insignificant other ([info]snacky) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2006-03-06 14:36:00
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Current mood:Sparkly

(Quasi)Celebrities arguing with college students online? I *wish* I was making this stuff up.
You all know Joe Rogan, stand-up comic, host of Fear Factor, and The Man Show, and the actor who played "Joe" on News Radio?

Yeah, most people don't know him either, don't feel bad. But Joe Rogan, actor/comedian/tv personality has a MySpace blog, and he's made lots and lots of friends there!

Except for Kevin. Kevin doesn't think Joe Rogan is funny, and after finding spam email from Joe Rogan in his inbox, Kevin decides to send Joe an email letting him know what he thinks of him:

Joe Rogan, I hate you... you're not funny...

Thank the great gods of wank, Joe Rogan does not take this lying down. Instead he gets into a back-and-forth dick-measuring contest email exchange with Kevin, trying to determine which of them, exactly, is the Biggest Loser (does Rogan host that one as well?).

And then, Joe Rogan posts the entire exchange to his blog to show everyone exactly how he, stand-up comedian/actor/tv personality AND Tae Kwan Do Champion, Joe Rogan, kicked the snot out of a punk-ass fat college kid. At least that's what the three pages of comments from his MySpace "friends" tell him. In a weird coincidence, Kevin also gets three pages of comments from Joe Rogan's MySpace friends!

But wait! It's not over yet. First, Joe Rogan brags about it on his own forum.</a> Then the fight gets reported at a few sites online (I got from The Superficial myself), and some people say unkind things about Joe! OH NOEZ! So Joe decides to explain his motivation, and muse a bit about what lessons he (and Kevin) have learned from their online argument.

Now if we could only get an email exchange going between Paris Hilton and one of the ONTD regulars, we could all die happy.


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[info]hanncoll
2006-03-06 09:34 pm UTC (link)
I dunno about anyone else, but the whole little exchange there just leaves me panting for some more o' the tasty intellectual goodness that apparently is Joe Rogan humor.

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[info]jetwolf
2006-03-06 10:03 pm UTC (link)
And all this time, I thought Fear Factor sucked on concept alone. I had no idea the suck was so multi-faceted.

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[info]sheep
2006-03-06 11:43 pm UTC (link)
have to say you're a fucking legend and people hate you for it.

Doesn't take much to become a legend these, huh?

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[info]sheep
2006-03-07 12:38 am UTC (link)
There is supposed to be a 'days' in there somewhere...

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[info]windex_junkie
2006-04-07 08:56 am UTC (link)
I love your icon. In an almost carnal way.

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pink_lightning
2006-03-07 01:49 am UTC (link)
I'm reminded of a Doonesbury comic from way back in the old days. If you weren't on a TV show during the 70s, you weren't trying hard enough. Same applies for now. ^_^

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[info]xero_sky
2006-03-07 12:23 am UTC (link)
I've accomplished more in my life than you ever will if you could live a thousand of your shitty lives.

And yet he still hasn't figured out how to deal with getting snarked at on the internet. I know I'm impressed.

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[info]seiberwing
2006-03-07 01:12 am UTC (link)
Does he not get that calling him a douchebag is making him look just as bad as Kevin?

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[info]doomsday
2006-03-07 01:18 am UTC (link)
His ego used to have the gravitational pull of Jupiter?

I wonder if Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Corolla spit on him when they see him around.

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[info]yubsie
2006-03-07 03:59 pm UTC (link)
It's up to a small star now. :p

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[info]shakeandbake
2006-03-07 01:37 am UTC (link)
Hollywood actor making poor attempts to insult 20 year old college student and brag about who has more money because the college student didn't think he was funny. And dont' call me 'Dear sweet Kevin." I don't what type of 'man show' you are wanting to make, but i want no part in it.

Kevin wins. Joe Whoever can stop talking now.

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[info]lady7jane
2006-03-07 01:55 am UTC (link)
But Joe still has about a dozen fatty jokes left? Don't you want to hear them? Personally I thought Kevin won with his first hate mail:

Joe Rogan, I hate you... you're not funny...

It's so beautiful in its simplicity.

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[info]mercutia
2006-03-07 06:35 am UTC (link)
*icon love of Bloom County nostalgia*

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[info]shakeandbake
2006-03-07 11:20 pm UTC (link)
*sees your icon love and raises it for the Camelot dance*

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[info]tiki
2006-03-07 03:33 am UTC (link)
Oh god this is what the internet was created for.
I'm going to start sending hate e-mails out to various showbiz people and see which ones will indulge me in a flame war. Then I'm going to make a million bucks selling the results to The National Enquirer. Then I'LL be able to make fun of 20 year olds for not being rich.

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[info]crysiana
2006-03-07 04:08 am UTC (link)
Well, at least one has to give him credit for the fact that his justification for being wanky is that he wanted to be wanky. Of course he also appears to feel that calling him on his wank is somehow improper because he's Just a Guy like everyone else, which seems to be a sort of internally inconsistent position.

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[info]mouseykins
2006-03-07 04:37 am UTC (link)
Wow. I mean wow. This is almost as good as The Katina Saga.

Now if we could only get an email exchange going between Paris Hilton and one of the ONTD regulars, we could all die happy.
I bet you guys five dollars she reads it regularly. FIVE WHOLE DOLLARS.

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[info]poisonyoulove
2006-03-07 05:05 am UTC (link)
Joe Rogan, I hate you... you're not funny...

By a strange coincidence, that is the exact phrase that has danced "the funky chicken" through my brain every single time I've seen him. Except when he was on the magnificent NewsRadio, because I wrongly assumed he was only playing an asshole on TV.

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[info]annabelle_lee
2006-03-07 07:08 am UTC (link)
Arguing with Joe Rogan looks about as effective as telling the homeless not to piss in elevators.

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[info]felinephoenix
2006-03-07 10:29 am UTC (link)
Pissing wank!

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[info]annabelle_lee
2006-03-07 10:41 am UTC (link)
Heh, yeah. I remember it well. Was trying to sneak in a subtle mention, but hey, blatent's good as well. :D

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[info]felinephoenix
2006-03-07 09:22 pm UTC (link)
No, no, blatent would be wanking in an elevator!

(I still cannot believe there was wank about that. Interesting postscript -- I think everyone vaguely involved in that post got banned from the comm. Including me, though I'm not sure how, since I didn't actually post in that thread.)

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[info]julian_black
2006-03-07 07:19 am UTC (link)
Kevin wins.

Rogan may have all the money and success at this stage in his life, but that doesn't change the fact that he's an absolute fucking tool. Watching him get into a chest-pounding, dick-waving froth as he hurls the same lame insults over and over at a 20-year-old on MySpace is comedy gold--especially since the "loser/fatty/nothing" kid is obviously laughing his ass off the entire time.

Joe Rogan, I hate you. You're not funny. Except when you're making a complete dick of yourself for all the world to see.

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[info]coffee_mug
2006-03-07 09:58 am UTC (link)
Oh man, that dude has WAY too much freetime to be a celebrity. Internet truly brings out the lamest in all of us.

I used to like Joe Rogan - he wrote this big thing about joke stealers in comedy on his website once that I appreciated.

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[info]oxydosic
2006-03-07 02:35 pm UTC (link)
Kevin wins. Joe Rogan sucks. He's not funny, he's never been funny. I used to think he could somewhat act when i saw him on NewsRadio, but now i realize that he was just being himself. I can't believe some of the fans are acting like the wanky dweebcase is some sort of comic genius. He's a no talent neanderthal who managed to cash in on the whole 'Jackass' generation.

I do however watch Fear Factor. Guilty pleasure.

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[info]aerobot
2006-03-07 02:38 pm UTC (link)
.... I have never seen anything so pathetic in my entire life.

I'm in awe. Absolute AWE.


*falls to knees* O Goddess of Wank, please let this be snarkily mocked on The Soup. Truely, that will be the most beautiful thing ever.

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[info]felinephoenix
2006-03-07 09:26 pm UTC (link)
That would the best episode EVER.

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[info]mathilde
2006-03-07 06:33 pm UTC (link)
Joe Rogan having more than about $30K to his name is not a measure of his own success, but rather a dismal failure of the free-market system. That should never have happened. I hope Kevin graduates from college, goes on to become a multimedia mogul, buys the syndication rights to "Newsradio" and "Fear Factor" and ensures that they're never seen again. Because really, Joe Rogan? I hate you. You're not funny.

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[info]reinhardt
2006-03-08 09:04 pm UTC (link)
But...but... but... Newsradio was actually FUNNY. Not because of Joe Rogan but still... T_T

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[info]antigone
2006-03-09 12:37 am UTC (link)
Except for the part about Newsradio.

Because... because... Phil Hartman and teh funny... don't take it away!!

*lower lips trembles*

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[info]didodiva
2006-03-07 06:46 pm UTC (link)
Call me depressingly boring, but if I got that e-mail I'd just delete it and forget about it. Thank goodness other people have wank street cred because if they were all like me, this place would be very empty.

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[info]wickedlester
2006-03-08 01:08 am UTC (link)
You're depressingly boring. Feel better?

In truth, you probably just have better things to concern yourself with. The fact that this guy has the time to fight over the internet with someone, indicates he really needs to get those resumes out and find some work.

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[info]theblackscorpio
2006-03-07 07:49 pm UTC (link)
Oh, Joe Rogan, you don't know of the ways of the Internet :p

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