(Quasi)Celebrities arguing with college students online? I *wish* I was making this stuff up.
You all know Joe Rogan, stand-up comic, host of Fear Factor, and The Man Show, and the actor who played "Joe" on News Radio?

Yeah, most people don't know him either, don't feel bad. But Joe Rogan, actor/comedian/tv personality has a MySpace blog, and he's made lots and lots of friends there!

Except for Kevin. Kevin doesn't think Joe Rogan is funny, and after finding spam email from Joe Rogan in his inbox, Kevin decides to send Joe an email letting him know what he thinks of him:

Joe Rogan, I hate you... you're not funny...

Thank the great gods of wank, Joe Rogan does not take this lying down. Instead he gets into a back-and-forth dick-measuring contest email exchange with Kevin, trying to determine which of them, exactly, is the Biggest Loser (does Rogan host that one as well?).

And then, Joe Rogan posts the entire exchange to his blog to show everyone exactly how he, stand-up comedian/actor/tv personality AND Tae Kwan Do Champion, Joe Rogan, kicked the snot out of a punk-ass fat college kid. At least that's what the three pages of comments from his MySpace "friends" tell him. In a weird coincidence, Kevin also gets three pages of comments from Joe Rogan's MySpace friends!

But wait! It's not over yet. First, Joe Rogan brags about it on his own forum.</a> Then the fight gets reported at a few sites online (I got from The Superficial myself), and some people say unkind things about Joe! OH NOEZ! So Joe decides to explain his motivation, and muse a bit about what lessons he (and Kevin) have learned from their online argument.

Now if we could only get an email exchange going between Paris Hilton and one of the ONTD regulars, we could all die happy.