Wank in... KNITTING?
Yes, folks, we have knitting wank.

Over on knitting, secretlifeof_em posts about how a Miss Manners clone says knitting in conferences is bad! and how cheesed off she is.

Many knitters agree that they are cheesed off. Many email the clone.

Some think that, while knitting is fun, it is rude to do it at a conference. Someone brings up ADD and multitasking (The whole thread has been littered with them). People get sarcastic.

Just remember kids, the internetz(and knitting) is SERIOUS BUSINESS.