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queencallipygos ([info]queencallipygos) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2006-03-09 16:28:00
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Reposted from CLAIRVOYANT WANK
A fairly standard run-of-the-mill "I have my period and my ovaries demanded chocolate" post. Many women chime in with "mine are demanding rum," "mine demanded Cheetos", etc.

Then we get this observation on women and willpower.

It's small, but it's metaquotes, so it will grow.

Edit 1. -- aaaaaaaaaand the mods lay down the ban hammer. Well, that was cute while it lasted.

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[info]greenling
2006-03-09 11:24 pm UTC (link)
Well, I guess that makes chicken soup the opium of the masses, then.

I hate gender wank. God, it's like grade school all over again, only now both sides are making me look bad.

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[info]radiotrash
2006-03-09 11:37 pm UTC (link)
yonmei FTW: "He's a boy. Of course he doesn't. Boys don't have brains, they have penises. It's why they should leave intellectual thinking to women."

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[info]mouseykins
2006-03-10 12:05 am UTC (link)
Right, because men never give in to their urges.

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verthandi
2006-03-10 12:12 am UTC (link)
Your icon is absolute love.

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[info]radiotrash
2006-03-10 03:53 am UTC (link)
Yours is.......o_o

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verthandi
2006-03-10 06:26 am UTC (link)
That's the standard reaction, yes.

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[info]heddychaa
2006-03-10 10:12 pm UTC (link)
Well, except for when they see women scantilydressed/drunk/inalleys/wearingoveralls/sleeping.

Because if it weren't for those things, rape wouldn't happen, wot wot?

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[info]khym_chanur
2006-03-10 12:20 am UTC (link)
My ovaries demand to not be anthropomorphized.

Or they would, if I had any.

Also, the ASCII version of Badger Badger Badger rules.

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[info]mousy_345e4
2006-03-10 01:21 am UTC (link)
oooo. I'm in the thread, just not that part. Should I feel special?

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[info]seiberwing
2006-03-10 01:37 am UTC (link)
Hey, I know [info]rathenar. Cool.

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[info]brown_betty
2006-03-10 02:39 am UTC (link)
I swear I've seen Vampslayer, or at least his icon, before. Serial troll?

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[info]lurker32
2006-03-10 03:08 am UTC (link)
Well, he is in this thread informing the wimmins that they should be grateful that he and his mighty penis supports their right to choose.

Don't remember seeing him before that, though.

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[info]brown_betty
2006-03-10 03:25 am UTC (link)
Nice link. Thanks!

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[info]selene_avis
2006-03-10 03:40 am UTC (link)
He's in the lost_tv community. (I checked after I recognized his icon.) I seem to recall him being an ass there, too.

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[info]annabelle_lee
2006-03-10 09:46 am UTC (link)
That's what I thought too after looking at his journal. It just screams TROLLY MCTROLLPANTS OF THE TROLL CLAN as loud as it can be.

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[info]suppendose
2006-03-15 08:17 am UTC (link)
*head desk*

I know that kid. He transferred to my school, knowing full well that it was Jesuit run, and then proceeded to bitch to everyone that would listen about having to take theology classes for core requirements.


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[info]aerobot
2006-03-10 04:01 am UTC (link)
It is only through our incredible willpower that men like this are allowed to exist.

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[info]footsie
2006-03-10 04:42 am UTC (link)
I swear, they'll let any idiot in the Troll's Guild these days.

(And regarding his icon... you don't move Bibles to fiction. That's too obvious. You put them in Humor.)

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[info]anon_3point5
2006-03-10 06:02 am UTC (link)
I swear, they'll let any idiot in the Troll's Guild these days.

Things have gone down hill since the elected the gerbil as union head.

Oh, well?

Tea?
Anon 3.5

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verthandi
2006-03-10 06:47 am UTC (link)
*gasp* A Skeksi! Major icon love!

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[info]rimrunner
2006-03-10 08:23 am UTC (link)
And regarding his icon... you don't move Bibles to fiction. That's too obvious.

And also, speaking in my capacity as a professional librarian, incorrect.

Not because of the veracity or lack thereof of the events in the Bible, you understand, but because, like the Koran and the Torah, it is a religious document first, and a work of literature second (or possibly third, depending on who you talk to).

Also, the "moving the Bible to the fiction section" joke is so old it has hair on it.

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[info]footsie
2006-03-10 12:36 pm UTC (link)
"And also, speaking in my capacity as a professional librarian, incorrect."

I used to work in a bookstore myself. I got into fights with my manager regularly over where to put books. (It could be argued that Octavia Butler should go in African American Interest, though I insisted that she should be in Science Fiction. When this same manager tried to put Terry Pratchett's Soul Music in African American Interest, however...)

"Also, the "moving the Bible to the fiction section" joke is so old it has hair on it."

That one, and the "putting Gray's Anatomy with the cookbooks" joke. Or putting 120 Days of Sodom with the Harlequin monthlies.

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[info]rimrunner
2006-03-11 07:59 am UTC (link)
When this same manager tried to put Terry Pratchett's Soul Music in African American Interest, however...

Snerk!

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[info]aerobot
2006-03-10 12:50 pm UTC (link)
Dark Crystal! Damn, that movie ruled. Mostly because of the skeksis. :D

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[info]starkers
2006-03-10 07:19 am UTC (link)
Mmm, troll-stink.

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[info]rimrunner
2006-03-10 08:24 am UTC (link)
Pfft.

He's 20.

Either he'll learn, or someone will brain him with a frying pan for being an idiot.

THAT's natural selection!

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[info]mousy_345e4
2006-03-10 08:45 am UTC (link)
Yeah, he'll learn, the first time he tries to pull one of his flashy statements on a date and the girl dumps her drink in his lap and slaps him. Can we watch, please?

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[info]puipui
2006-03-10 10:04 pm UTC (link)
I want pictures.

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[info]mousy_345e4
2006-03-11 02:28 am UTC (link)
Or video! It can be used to train others. The girls need to learn how do do that stuff well, you know.

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[info]frequentmouse
2006-03-10 11:42 pm UTC (link)
Oh, can it be Spanish coffee, please, with the flame still burning?

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[info]mousy_345e4
2006-03-11 02:29 am UTC (link)
I'm game!

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[info]plazmah
2006-03-10 04:18 pm UTC (link)
Oh joy, I'm in there too!Bitching bitching about my ovaries being supervillian masterminds who coerce my stomach into throwing up ;)

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[info]ladygoddess
2006-03-15 06:18 am UTC (link)
Seriously? I thought I was the only one who ended up throwing up when I had bad cramp days...

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[info]plazmah
2006-03-15 11:35 pm UTC (link)
Nope, I get it bad. For the first 4 years things were fine, no cramps or anything. Then one day in high school my ovaries decided to rebel against me. Things have never been the same since.

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[info]threegoldfish
2006-03-10 05:06 pm UTC (link)
does anyone else get really weird formating of the comments page at metaquotes all the time now? Every time I click a comment link, it's like the CSS is all fucked up and the font's really small and the header images are all over the place. I get it on different computers too.

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[info]scootermcgaffin
2006-03-10 08:34 pm UTC (link)
I get that all the time on various communities.

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[info]tiki
2006-03-10 06:59 pm UTC (link)
Wow, that kid is all kinds of 3DGY. He's like some sort of Grand Jester, the only one brave enough to point out that the Emporer has no clothes, and also pointing out how awesome Wolverine is, because no one's ever noticed that either.

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[info]ayezur
2006-03-10 11:52 pm UTC (link)
Wolverine being awesome is sooooooo nineties.

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[info]xanos
2006-03-11 02:30 am UTC (link)
Unfortunately, Wolverine being in EVERY DAMN MARVEL TITLE EVER ALL AT THE SAME TIME ARGH is soooooooo now.

Luckily, I don't read Marvel. I'm just bitter anyway!

On topic (sort of?), I like the idea of a virus causing men to get weird hormone fluctuations and cramps once a month in theory, but I think that in practice it would just up the homicide rate. Woe.

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[info]starfish
2006-03-10 10:55 pm UTC (link)
Heeheeheehee

the OP (ellen_fremedon on LJ) is a very good friend of mine ... I wonder if she even knows she was MetaQuoted ....

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[info]mousy_345e4
2006-03-11 05:57 am UTC (link)
Sums it up, yes?

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[info]slackerbitch
2006-03-11 04:40 pm UTC (link)
For the win!

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[info]mousy_345e4
2006-03-11 10:46 pm UTC (link)
heheh. I was browsing, saw that and went OMG WE NEED THAT.

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[info]tangentialone
2006-03-11 07:20 pm UTC (link)
Pfft. I've had people threaten to kill me before

O RLY.

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[info]mousy_345e4
2006-03-11 10:46 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, and the probably weren't females who really NEED CHOCOLATE NOW OR DIE BITCH. *grin*

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[info]tangentialone
2006-03-12 08:11 am UTC (link)
I'm sure they were all complete psychos; I mean, who else would threaten such a charming... creature... thing?

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[info]mousy_345e4
2006-03-12 08:34 am UTC (link)
Er, yes. Of course. *cough*

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