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sceach (sceach) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2006-03-15 12:52:00
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Cooking wankery
[info]lilien is mentioned in [info]domestic_snark for thinking that pouring pancake batter into muffin tins is a cokking innovation worthy of, well, [info]cooking.

Apparently, she's none too pleased.

But! That isn't the best part, oh no. About halfway down the first page of comments, [info]deerhunterbabe takes us all to school by asserting that snark in fact equals jackass. The real beuaty is yet to come as she invokes God, who apparently is fine with slapping one's enemies into submission but hates it when you snark them in communities specifically devoted to snark!

Some more gems include [info]meliska summing it up nicely, and [info]herooftenfailedserves it up.

We're currently taking bets as to when Godwin's will get invoked.

I'm in there too as [info]celtic_tiger, but my contributions are so tiny I didn't think this qualified as an I Wank.

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[info]darkerthanpale
2006-03-15 10:14 pm UTC (link)
I was just thinking, 'But that's how you make Yorkshire Puddings!' when I realised that she was talking about American pancake batter.

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[info]distractogirl
2006-03-15 10:24 pm UTC (link)
Heh, that's what I thought, and I was wondering what she did to stop them sticking - my dad's always stick. Then I got all disappointed!

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(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2006-03-15 11:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]caffeine_fairy, 2006-03-16 01:35 pm UTC

[info]nebbieq
2006-03-15 10:28 pm UTC (link)
for thinking that pouring pancake batter into muffin tins is a cokking innovation

Excuse me for snickering over this, I'm still in middle school.

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[info]wankismyfandom
2006-03-16 07:13 am UTC (link)
*is in your class*

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(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2006-03-16 11:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dark_puck, 2006-03-16 03:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nebbieq, 2006-03-16 09:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-03-17 01:37 am UTC

[info]darkeyes
2006-03-15 10:56 pm UTC (link)
i've never even heard of the word "snark" but it must be equivalent to "jackass".

So if I don't know what a word actually means,instead of finding out, I can just arbitrarily pull one out of my ass? Cool!

I hereby declare Stannous is equivalent to Watermelon!

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[info]frequentmouse
2006-03-15 11:14 pm UTC (link)
I might be wrong, but my reading of [info]deerhuntergirl's argumentation reveals that her particular Christian sect considers it a deadly sin to look things up.

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(no subject) - [info]darkeyes, 2006-03-15 11:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]frequentmouse, 2006-03-16 12:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]frequentmouse, 2006-03-16 05:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2006-03-16 06:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]darkeyes, 2006-03-16 03:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rachel_pi, 2006-03-16 05:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]frequentmouse, 2006-03-16 10:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lady7jane, 2006-03-16 03:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mathilde, 2006-03-16 03:52 pm UTC

[info]doomsday
2006-03-15 11:34 pm UTC (link)
(Pancake Batter + Muffin Tin - Logic) Holier Than Thou Jesus Freak = Everyone Burns in Hell.

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[info]dark_puck
2006-03-16 07:02 am UTC (link)
*boggles*

Math that makes SENSE!

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[info]rachelmap
2006-03-15 11:52 pm UTC (link)
So much fuss over nothing. Meh. I thought the domestic_snark thread was pretty feeble because apparently the OP over there believes pancake batter=bisquick, and in my family, we always made Yorkshire pudding with what we called "popover batter".

And deerhunterbabe is nuts.

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[info]ladyvorkosigan
2006-03-15 11:59 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, plus the OP specifically said "Someone has probably thought of this before, but. . ." so it's not like she was claiming to be the most super impressive cook ever.

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(no subject) - [info]rachelmap, 2006-03-16 06:40 am UTC

[info]mcity
2006-03-16 06:17 am UTC (link)
in my family, we always made Yorkshire pudding with what we called "popover batter".
Y'all too?

Man, I loved that stuff.

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(no subject) - [info]rachelmap, 2006-03-16 06:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]adora_spintriae, 2006-03-16 10:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2006-03-16 02:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rachelmap, 2006-03-16 04:16 pm UTC

[info]notjo
2006-03-15 11:57 pm UTC (link)
I think cooking wank weirds me out more than knitting wank. I keep remember that urban legends about the solider at war that gets a batch of cookies and an amateur porn video from his wife. While everyone is eating the cookies, they start to watch the porn... and it show a masked woman doing all sorts of nasty things, the last of which is getting some guy off into cookie batter before whipping off the mask (revealing the wife, of course) saying "I want a divorce."

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[info]amxjm
2006-03-16 12:05 am UTC (link)
o_O That's a new one.

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[info]felinephoenix
2006-03-16 02:51 am UTC (link)
Ew.

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[info]rotten_fish
2006-03-16 03:23 am UTC (link)
Heh heh heh.

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[info]mcity
2006-03-16 06:18 am UTC (link)
How were the cookies?

Really, I always move on this quickly. It's "Squick! Ew. Cookies?"

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(no subject) - [info]notjo, 2006-03-16 07:00 am UTC

[info]annabelle_lee
2006-03-16 08:11 am UTC (link)
Ahahahaha, OWNED.

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sceach
2006-03-16 08:21 am UTC (link)
Something equivalent to that actually happened in my mate's unit, except it involved her spitting cum at the screen before the I want a divorce reveal.

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(no subject) - [info]notjo, 2006-03-16 08:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lush_rimbaud, 2006-03-17 03:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]v_digitalwytch, 2006-03-17 09:28 pm UTC

[info]miss_padfoot
2006-03-16 06:22 pm UTC (link)
*snerk* That's hilarious.

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[info]kayla
2006-03-16 07:47 pm UTC (link)
Eeep!

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(no subject) - [info]visp, 2006-03-17 07:22 am UTC

[info]seiberwing
2006-03-16 12:31 am UTC (link)
I'm in there too as celtic_tiger, but my contributions are so tiny I didn't think this qualified as an I Wank.

That brings up a question. Is it still getting involved if you're off in a little thread that has nothing to do with the wank?

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(no subject) - [info]frequentmouse, 2006-03-16 12:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2006-03-16 12:35 am UTC
(no subject) - dodyskin, 2006-03-16 01:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2006-03-16 01:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]grand_sealink, 2006-03-16 05:21 am UTC
FTW
[info]azawakh
2006-03-16 01:29 am UTC (link)
http://community.livejournal.com/cooking/3794263.html?thread=30772055#t30772055

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Re: FTW - [info]notjo, 2006-03-16 07:13 am UTC
Re: FTW - [info]rachel_pi, 2006-03-16 05:17 pm UTC

[info]kayla
2006-03-16 03:02 am UTC (link)
Please tell me your icon is gankable! I've been saying for years that I want to be the lifeguard of the gene pool.

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[info]aerobot
2006-03-16 05:51 am UTC (link)
*shrieks and hides under bed*

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[info]issendai
2006-03-16 10:38 pm UTC (link)
Baleeted! Aw, sad.

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