Cooking wankery
lilien is mentioned in domestic_snark for thinking that pouring pancake batter into muffin tins is a cokking innovation worthy of, well, cooking.

Apparently, she's none too pleased.

But! That isn't the best part, oh no. About halfway down the first page of comments, deerhunterbabe takes us all to school by asserting that snark in fact equals jackass. The real beuaty is yet to come as she invokes God, who apparently is fine with slapping one's enemies into submission but hates it when you snark them in communities specifically devoted to snark!

Some more gems include meliska summing it up nicely, and herooftenfailedserves it up.

We're currently taking bets as to when Godwin's will get invoked.

I'm in there too as celtic_tiger, but my contributions are so tiny I didn't think this qualified as an I Wank.