feminism always brings the wank
Includes all your favorite femjay characters! It's a catfight for the history books.
[NOTE] edited for shortening.

Male feminist lovecrafty posts an article in feminist_fatale Hotly debated Internet troll njyoder is, as usual, the catalyst. He engages the OP in what I can only assume was an entertaining discussion as, sadly, his comments are lost to the world. lovecrafty deleted them.

You see, lovecrafty is highly annoyed by njyoder's "debate" style. Saying njyoder brings the unfunny, he makes a declaration of war. New Resolution: Teach Nathan Some Respect declares her intent:

I will henceforth delete any and all comments made by njyoder that aren't either funny (and Natahn: calling people retarded isn't funny) or polite and considerate.

Oooh, dismissed! He further declares she ought to be a moderator so she can delete all of his comments, stating being "first poster" to be a valid reason, amongst others.

The wank is on.

memory_guilded: I just saw the thread in which you deleted every comment he responded with. Way to be an easily-offended, whiney little bitch. That's worse than the censorship that goes on in feminist.
lovecrafty: Easily frustrated, not easily offended. There's a differnce.
memory_guilded: Doesn't make you any less of a pussy.

memory_guilded: The whole problem here is that rule number one is subjective. I think Nathan is hilarious as do plenty of other people. You don't think so? CRY MORE.
P.S. Nathan for moderator!!
welsy: Gross. Maybe he'll leave on his own now that you've pretty much proposed marriage all over this thread.

lovecrafty: You're talking to someone who has "njyoder" and "anti-feminism" listed as interests. I'm guessing that Nathan feeds into her self-loathing complex, so it's a form of internet stockholm syndrome.

memory_guilded to welsy: Your mustache is pretty nasty.

lovecrafty: Oh wow, is Nathan gay? That would explain the raging hatred of women. I know several gay men that hate women. He must have issues with his mother.
And hey, that makes you a fag hag! Oh wow, this all starting to make sense.

lovecrafty's long tale of the "emotionally [un]stable", "drug addict[ed]" gay men in his life. [link]

lovevcrafty: So whining is the banana/knife. You saw a knife but it was a banana. I am now telling you it is, in fact, a banana. [link]

distaff_exile: I wish you'd both sod off.

But memory_guilded isn't finished!
She makes a new post explaining how to deal with njyoder.

Here's an idea for you all: If you don't like njyoder, DON'T TALK TO HIM. FUCK, IT'S THAT EASY.

Furthermore, stop whining about his "lack of humor." Is that really a good reason to delete someone's responses, lovecrafty? Oh wait- he was probably pwning you in the argument and that's the real reason you were deleting them. Way to go, chump.

Basically, you lose because you got offended by him and deleted his comments like a little bitch. Can't take the heat of an uncensored discussion community? Go to feminist. Noob.

somnambulicious: Oh, dear. I think you misplaced the "reply" button and made a whole new, annoying post instead.

More wank, of course
lovecrafty weighs in.

lovecrafty: Do you see that? Where he accuses me of not admitting to being wrong correctly? What is that? That's just insane.

lovecrafty: Yes. Duh. Haven't you been paying attention. Silly twit.

memory_guilded: "I don't want him banned, I just want him to be censored at my discretion."
lovecrafty: Yes, exactly.

njyoder: You are a liar and hypocrite of other worst kind. That makes you a big loser.

njyoder and lovecrafty re-hash the thread that started it all. [link]

pretzelsalt: When you guys settle on WHO has the bigger dick - let us talk about those of us without them.