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queencallipygos ([info]queencallipygos) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2006-03-24 12:09:00
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Backstory (which I shared on Fandom lounge): a sculptor has made a statue depicting Britney Spears giving birth (albeit in an anatomically difficult manner); he is claiming -- possibly tongue-in-cheek -- that it is a "monument to pro-life."

The good people at OhNoTheyDidnt have discovered it as well. And predominantly, there is abortion rights wank.

"A statue of an abused child is a better monument to prolife, innit?"

"ABORTION IS FOR DUMBASSES!"

"I'M RIGHT BECAUSE I TYPE BIG IN CAPS!"

"Abortions are hot."

This guy seems especially wanky. Really, REALLY wanky.

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[info]emiweebee
2006-03-24 06:35 pm UTC (link)
Didn't she have a c-section?

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[info]queencallipygos
2006-03-24 07:02 pm UTC (link)
She did. She did indeed.

The artist, however, officially claims to have wanted to combine the image of "Britney as sex goddess" and "Britney as birthing mother" to give the final message of "sex goddesses can be mothers too." He based his inspiration for the pose, he added, on a Madame Tussaud's wax model of Britney doing pole-dancing.

Unofficially, though, I'm seeing more and more evidence that the artist is actually either a serious wise-ass, or is barking mad.

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[info]rotten_fish
2006-03-24 07:15 pm UTC (link)
The head shrine made me decide that he's crazy.

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[info]jira
2006-03-24 06:37 pm UTC (link)
*amused*

I especially like the bit about coming up with a better name for [info]g0ssipwh0re since he called her a whore. Just because that makes me giggle.

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[info]sarajayechan
2006-03-24 06:42 pm UTC (link)
[info]degrassi_punka sounds like a shit-stirrer to me.

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[info]v_digitalwytch
2006-03-24 07:02 pm UTC (link)
Also needs some prozac or something along those lines as well.

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[info]frequentmouse
2006-03-24 07:01 pm UTC (link)
"I hope you're not a christian because you really, really suck at it."

Most sensible line ever on ONTD.

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redwarrior
2006-03-24 07:09 pm UTC (link)
My brain exploded when I saw that statue.

Not because it was pro-life, but because BRITNEY SPEARS was the model. And she was laying ofn a BEARSKIN RUG.

If you're pro-life, be pro-life for EVERYTHING, OK? Oh, you can't? No one can. Sucks, don't it? At least get off your high horse when you think humans are ZOMG SUPEERIOR to everything else.

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[info]nebbieq
2006-03-24 07:43 pm UTC (link)
So, does this mean that pro lifers have to become vegetarians or something?

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[info]renata_hpjc
2006-03-24 09:01 pm UTC (link)
Please, no. I don't want them turning into vegetable evangelists on top of everything else. There's only so much crazy I can take in one package.

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[info]symbeline
2006-03-24 09:58 pm UTC (link)
Actually, wouldn't it be nice if they had something like that to distract them?

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[info]tangentialone
2006-03-25 09:29 am UTC (link)
"Nine months after her bout with the conveniently-shaped vegetable, Britney was surprised to give birth to a carrot."

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[info]slackerbitch
2006-03-24 09:59 pm UTC (link)
I adored the bit (in the original sculpture's blurb) about how she was brave and courageous and kept her baby. You mean, the one she wanted to conceive? Wow! Astonishing!

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[info]expeliarbum
2006-03-25 05:49 am UTC (link)
Maybe it was a fake bearskin rug?

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[info]gal_montag
2006-03-24 07:38 pm UTC (link)
Dear [info]trtlejae

I hope you plan on adoping babies rather than squeezing out a kajillion of your own, because I'm totally tired of all these people who are pro-life but don't adopt children.

Have the good grace to accept that you are wrong and please don't trip while stepping off that tall ass pony.

No love for hoes
Me

PS - Way to make pro-life be for the uneducated.

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flightstothesea
2006-03-24 08:47 pm UTC (link)
THANK YOU.

btw, your icon always makes me do a double take.

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[info]april_hurst
2006-03-24 10:09 pm UTC (link)
95% sure turtlejae is trolling. It's hard to be completely sure because there really are people that dumb... and worse. (On both sides.) But that user has no entries on his/her journal and has only made 5 comments total, ever, according to the userinfo.

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[info]wrongly_amused
2006-03-24 07:45 pm UTC (link)
Wow, did my last comment come out all wonky or what. I meant to say, pro-chocie AND pro-life advocates would probably get along better if they remembered the part about "choice." Nobody's forcing them in or out of an abortion clinic.

On a side note, that's a gorgeous piece of artwork, albeit, the sculptor's chocie of model puzzles me.

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[info]amxjm
2006-03-24 08:35 pm UTC (link)
Word, to the first part. I haven't bothered to look at the actual statue yet.

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[info]vigilanterodent
2006-03-24 10:03 pm UTC (link)
At the risk of being a little wanky, actually, yes, many pro-life advocates are trying to force people out of abortion clinics. Women who are personally pro-life can coexist in harmony with a pro-choice society, but the reverse is not true.

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[info]wrongly_amused
2006-03-25 03:53 am UTC (link)
You have a valid point. I was, perhaps, thinking of pro-life advocates like myself, who are politically pro-choice but personally pro-life.

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[info]dragonfangirl
2006-03-26 12:48 am UTC (link)
Then... no offense intended... but you're pro-choice, without qualification. Nobody is pro-abortion, barring a few of the crazier nutjobs on cf_hardcore. Nothing about pro-choice says you have to have gotten/be willing to get/encourage your friends to get abortions, rly.

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[info]greenglass
2006-03-24 08:00 pm UTC (link)
Did anyone notice that the statue doesn't look a thing like Brittney?

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[info]arymabeth
2006-03-24 09:55 pm UTC (link)
That's what I was thinking. I saw no resemblance.

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[info]brick_me
2006-03-24 11:03 pm UTC (link)
I thought it sort of looked like Scarlett Johansson, myself.

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[info]supersyncspaz7
2006-03-25 04:14 am UTC (link)
Me too.

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[info]amyheartssiroc
2006-03-24 09:46 pm UTC (link)
Dear [info]degrassi_punka:

Plz to be getting off my side. You're making my side look stupid.

(Then again, most of my side makes itself look stupid. Damn them.)

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[info]sisterelwood
2006-03-24 10:18 pm UTC (link)
Agreed. I look at a lot of people who are supposedly on my side and wish they would take a long walk off a short pier. It sucks when being pro-life is synonymous with being a lunatic because of these people.

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[info]arymabeth
2006-03-24 10:15 pm UTC (link)
While I've heard good things about hands-and-knees as a birth position, just looking at that contorted position is making my uterus hurt. Can you imagine the back labor like that? ::shudder::

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[info]missm
2006-03-24 11:47 pm UTC (link)
That was all I could think of too. I could see all fours (in fact, I spent hours of my first labor in that possition), but I don't see how the position that statue is in could help push out a baby. I wanted to yell at her to sit up and get some one to support her back (and rub it).

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[info]rekall
2006-03-24 10:29 pm UTC (link)
I hate Pro choice people--they deserve to be tortured slowly

I would think that wanting to torture people and wishing them death would result in a one way trip to Hell too. It's a pity people like s/h/it don't think about that when they post crap.

I also think that some of these Pro-Lifers need to realize that Pro-Choice does not equal Pro-Abortion. Regardless of my personal option on abortion I think women deserve the right to decide what goes on with their body.

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[info]mrbimble
2006-03-26 01:46 am UTC (link)
good god. pro-life means pro-life - that includes not supporting the death penalty and even (shock!) not wishing death on those that don't agree with you.

::facepalm:: rabid pro-lifers make baby Jesus cry.

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[info]sisterelwood
2006-03-24 10:51 pm UTC (link)
ATTENTION Supposed 'Pro-Lifers'-

Learn more about what you claim your view on the subject of abortion to be. Saying you wanna kill pro-choice people or people who have abortions are going to Hell or doctors who perform abortions are the devils themselves ISN'T HELPING THE CAUSE. You can't kill someone and claim it's okay just because you think it's in defense of an unborn child. Death is death is death- get that through your heads. In addition, didn't God say something about let he with no sin cast the first stone? That means you don't have the right to condemn someone else to Hell unless you are completely sin free. God doesn't like it when people try to do His job.

Ugh... people make me wanna move to a shack in the middle of nowhere.

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[info]spawn_of_kong
2006-03-25 12:26 am UTC (link)
Big Fat "WORD."

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[info]visp
2006-03-25 12:54 am UTC (link)
"Ho-hum, not going to jump into the wank, not going to.."

[Women get abortions because it's easier than condoms!]

*sigh* *swandive*

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[info]tronella
2006-03-25 02:40 pm UTC (link)
Women get abortions because it's easier than condoms!

... the hell??

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[info]avari
2006-03-26 09:23 pm UTC (link)
Sadly, it's one of the myths (= lies) pro-lifers spread. Of course, what they mean by that is that women who have abortions are lazy sluts who couldn't be bothered to have contraception, and therefore have gazillions of abortions.

It makes me want to bash some heads in a wall.

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[info]queencallipygos
2006-03-28 03:15 pm UTC (link)
[Women get abortions because it's easier than condoms!]

Where are you seeing this??

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[info]isntitironic
2006-03-25 03:17 am UTC (link)
*looks at sculpture*

...

*brain explodes*

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[info]adora_spintriae
2006-03-25 04:35 am UTC (link)
The statue reminds me of HR Geiger's work.

Just sayin'.

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[info]selene_avis
2006-03-25 08:01 pm UTC (link)
Actually, the position that Spears in the sculpture is in is similar to a position that's very good for birth. However, Spears had a C-section.

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[info]isntitironic
2006-03-26 12:19 am UTC (link)
Well, goodness, I hope it didn't damage her belly button piercing!

</sarcasm>

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[info]dragonfangirl
2006-03-26 12:41 am UTC (link)
"I'M RIGHT BECAUSE I TYPE BIG IN CAPS!"

Hey, it works for Ann Coulter...

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[info]didodiva
2006-03-27 01:33 am UTC (link)
*looks at statue* Oh c'mon, like anyone looks that elegant whilst giving birth. Where's the sweat, the spread legs, the stringy hair, and the screaming? I love the way she's idly examining the statue as she pushes a baby through, so realistic.

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