You catch more flies with battery acid. Right?
On LJ's most constructive pet community stupidpetowners, nimrodjess takes an iffy advice post from ratsnospos and chucks the oversimplified version into the arena. Why? Because jebuell DARED talk back to the rat rescuer extraordinaire. (Clearly she should've dumped the rats. It would've made their wanking so much simpler.)

Of course, there's always that naughty voice of dissent.

And it just wouldn't be complete without a little personal axe-grinding.

P.S. Hamsters don't live that long, and you don't know how old it was. Try again.

EDIT BANNINATION! And she's going to add another comment just to tell ya how much she doesn't care.