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Let's hug it out, bitch ([info]mouseykins) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2006-04-02 19:42:00


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Current music:"Stick Stickly" Lemon Demon

"OMG DUN KILL DA SEALS!"
Over at OhNoTheyDidnt, a post is made about Pamela Anderson and the Canadian seal hunts. Soon enough, wank falls, everyone splooges.

[info]hellb starts with the obligatory "What if the tables were turned, and it was HUMAN babies who's beatings would bring in money to the country?" comment. It is partially believed they are a troll and wholly believed they are an idiot, especially when they compare killing Lindsay Lohan to killing seals.

But wait, there's more! On the next page, [info]vainsinner wins the "Biggest Douche In The Universe" award with this comment:

pretty much anybody who kills adorable small things with clubs is on my shit list. don't even try to justify it. i can't even begin to understand the mind-set of anyone who could look at those beautiful, gentle creatures who do absolutely no harm and club them to death. some aren't even dead and suffer a slow painful demise. these people need fucking therapy or are well on their way to becoming serial killers.

When [info]whitneysrose sets her (him?) straight, [info]vainsinner asks if there are no other ways for the clubbers to make a living and proceeds to call them pathetic. Later on, [info]cnyl gives the truth about seals while [info]vainsinner continues being an idiot. There is a South Park reference and a conversation about population control. Before you ask, I am 90% sure that [info]vainsinner is not a troll.

But [info]wenchlette wins at life with this comic</i> on the third page.



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[info]smo
2006-04-03 03:18 am UTC (link)
Hahaha, that comic is totally teh win.

Also, this just confirms my suspicion that idiots like that don't want to save all the animals - just the cute ones.

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[info]mouseykins
2006-04-03 04:38 am UTC (link)
Hah, I just asked my friend what she thought about the seal hunts and the very first thing she said was, "It's so horrible to kill those cute little seals!"

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-04-03 11:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wanktastic, 2006-04-03 02:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-04-03 04:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wanktastic, 2006-04-03 04:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-04-03 04:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]azawakh, 2006-04-03 03:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-04-03 04:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]carlanime, 2006-04-03 07:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]azawakh, 2006-04-03 07:10 pm UTC

[info]nebbieq
2006-04-03 03:24 am UTC (link)
What if the tables were turned, and it was HUMAN babies who's beatings would bring in money to the country? Would they still be so supportive of such barbaric acts?

Well, maybe on CF_Hardcore...

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[info]isobelsomething
2006-04-03 03:24 am UTC (link)
Oh, people.

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[info]bronzed
2006-04-03 03:31 am UTC (link)
god I am so sealclubbed out.

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sharonapple
2006-04-03 03:34 am UTC (link)
Ow, was vainsinner clubbed on the head as a child? That's the only way I can explain away hir stupidity.

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[info]darthmaligna
2006-04-03 03:42 am UTC (link)
Okay, I'm a liberal hippie vegetarian who works at a health food store for crying out loud, and even I can see both sides of the seal hunt issue. I mean, sure I don't support clubbing anything, but sometimes things just need to die.

However, I do hate it when people play the "Wah, I have to support my family!" card. I could, indeed, say that I need to mug some guy on the street or shoot a bank teller to feed my kids, but that doesn't make it right. Again, I'm not against the seal hunt; I'm just against defending it with stupid logic. There are plenty of reasons to kill seals, including one or two quite environmentally sound ones, but "I needed teh moneys" is not one of them.

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(no subject) - [info]mouseykins, 2006-04-03 03:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]darthmaligna, 2006-04-03 04:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mouseykins, 2006-04-03 04:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kannaophelia, 2006-04-03 04:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]darthmaligna, 2006-04-03 06:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tao_tao, 2006-04-03 05:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]teapotgirl, 2006-04-03 05:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wankprophet, 2006-04-03 08:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bronzed, 2006-04-03 04:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]stopthatgirl7, 2006-04-03 10:36 pm UTC

iwanttobeasleep
2006-04-03 03:48 am UTC (link)
I vote we club the people who think killing a seal for population control is like killing babies for population control.

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(no subject) - [info]linadarkstar, 2006-04-03 04:12 am UTC

pink_lightning
2006-04-03 04:47 am UTC (link)
I know [info]hellb isn't a troll, if that helps the post.

I can't say I'm a fan of the seal clubbing, but I'm a complete Yankee urbanite, so maybe that's why. :) (I jest. I'm learning.)

I can't remember the name of this study, but in the early 20th century, I think they stopped deer hunting for a year so they could show the anti-hunter people what happens. The deer bred like bacteria and they took away the ban, but it was still an arse getting things under control. Or it could have been made up for that part of the standardised test. I'm not sure. >.> Anyone know about that and if it applies for the seals as well?

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-04-03 11:47 am UTC
(no subject) - pink_lightning, 2006-04-03 01:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-04-03 04:03 pm UTC
Follow up
pink_lightning
2006-04-03 04:56 am UTC (link)
Dear wankers,

There is life outside of the urban parts of the United States.

-me

I doubt we're at a point where hunting and poaching should be banned if it's still a reasonable source of income for people who need it in order to get by. It'd really help if news sources made a better effort to give people the facts and be honest if it's something really good or something really bad, instead of, "the annual Canadian seal hunt is beginning" [video of big burly men beating a fluffy white seal club] "and protestors around the country are expressing anger and disbeleif" [more video] "blah blah blah blah" [WAPWAPWAP] "more at eleven!" [cute fluffy seal coos and makes Eyes at the camera].

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Re: Follow up - pink_lightning, 2006-04-03 04:59 am UTC
Re: Follow up - [info]isobelsomething, 2006-04-03 09:00 am UTC
Re: Follow up - [info]mouseykins, 2006-04-03 04:07 pm UTC

[info]isntitironic
2006-04-03 05:44 am UTC (link)
I had no idea this icon would be so useful! Wank on, everybody!

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[info]brown_betty
2006-04-03 05:50 am UTC (link)
"What if the tables were turned, and it was HUMAN babies who's beatings would bring in money to the country? Would they still be so supportive of such barbaric acts?

I doubt it, even though it's the FUCKING SAME LOGIC. Asshats."


Um yeah. And what if instead of making sandwhiches, subway employees had to FELLATE their customers!?! Would you be so supportive of their working conditions then? It's the SAME LOGIC. The power of stipulation has made the act I made up morally equivalent to the one actually taking place. It's like magic!

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(no subject) - [info]tangentialone, 2006-04-03 08:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wankprophet, 2006-04-03 08:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]azawakh, 2006-04-03 05:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jat_sapphire, 2006-04-04 03:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]heddychaa, 2006-04-04 04:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]brown_betty, 2006-04-04 04:31 am UTC

[info]symbeline
2006-04-03 05:52 am UTC (link)
I vote for killing Lindsay Lohan instead. Seals are much cuter.

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-04-03 11:49 am UTC
(no subject) - pink_lightning, 2006-04-03 01:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mouseykins, 2006-04-03 04:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - pink_lightning, 2006-04-03 04:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mouseykins, 2006-04-03 04:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - pink_lightning, 2006-04-03 04:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rotten_fish, 2006-04-03 03:51 pm UTC
*eyeroll*
[info]aerobot
2006-04-03 11:54 am UTC (link)
Oh please. I swear, the only reason we have the 'don't kill the cute' mentality nowadays is because we have unrecognisable animal products in supermarkets and too fucking many cute animal calenders.

Seriously, it's like these people think that everyone gets their meat in a plastic-wrapped tray, or something.

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(no subject) - [info]herdivineshadow, 2006-04-03 12:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - pink_lightning, 2006-04-03 01:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]azawakh, 2006-04-03 03:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - pink_lightning, 2006-04-03 03:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2006-04-05 03:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]greenglass, 2006-04-03 05:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]herdivineshadow, 2006-04-03 05:59 pm UTC

[info]wanktastic
2006-04-03 02:20 pm UTC (link)
wank falls, everyone splooges

Has this every been iconized? Because it really needs to be.

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[info]sepiamagpie
2006-04-03 02:42 pm UTC (link)
:( my friend has been all pissed at this lately. He wants to support his people with a trip to the zoo and my baseball bat. I wish all his fits had these many warning signs on the front.

Back to trying to save people, not blubber rats.

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[info]lcsbanana
2006-04-03 03:15 pm UTC (link)
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=472

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(no subject) - [info]tao_tao, 2006-04-03 05:16 pm UTC

[info]rotten_fish
2006-04-03 03:51 pm UTC (link)
[my opinion on seal clubbing]

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(no subject) - pink_lightning, 2006-04-03 04:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hickorydickory, 2006-04-03 10:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rotten_fish, 2006-04-03 11:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hickorydickory, 2006-04-03 11:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rotten_fish, 2006-04-04 12:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]heddychaa, 2006-04-04 04:17 am UTC

[info]greenglass
2006-04-03 05:44 pm UTC (link)
Holy shit! Someone has a Pippi Longstocking icon!

"What if the tables were turned, and it was HUMAN babies who's beatings would bring in money to the country?"

That would be a lot of fun. If it had a big enough profit, somewhere in the US a baby beating industry would take off. /dark humor.

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[info]carlanime
2006-04-03 08:09 pm UTC (link)
Pam Anderson is arguably an improvement on the previous anti-sealing boobsperson.

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(no subject) - [info]azawakh, 2006-04-03 09:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tekenduis, 2006-04-03 09:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rotten_fish, 2006-04-03 11:50 pm UTC

verthandi
2006-04-03 09:20 pm UTC (link)
Ah, sealclubbing wank. It's like Harmony wank, but with the cute. I accidentally wanked in a pagan community a week or so ago on this before I 1) realized that most of the anti-clubbing "facts" were propaganda and 2) was wanking. So I stopped.

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[info]azawakh
2006-04-03 09:22 pm UTC (link)
If the one statistic (only 4% of seals killed are clubbed) has any merit, that makes this all the more wanktastic.

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(no subject) - [info]mouseykins, 2006-04-04 04:30 am UTC

[info]twocorpses
2006-04-04 01:50 am UTC (link)
OMG I'm mentioned in a otf_wank post! I feel so speshul! (Even though some of my info was wrong. Oops)

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[info]princessdot
2006-04-04 02:16 am UTC (link)
Awwww I want a fluffy white coat now!


what?

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[info]heddychaa
2006-04-04 04:20 am UTC (link)
Pamela Anderson is renewing calls for her homeland to end its East Coast seal hunt. Anderson, a native of British Columbia. . .

hehe! oh Pam, you didn't live in Canada for long if you think that by being from BC you know anything about the Atlantic<3<3

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