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Tviokh ([info]tviokh) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2006-04-04 00:33:00


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Current mood:Dramatic

lesbiums_lover posts a picture of her rat holding and chewing on a razor blade with a lame caption about the rat "being emo because his sister died.

[info]ratties explodes.
167 comments at the time of posting.

Bonus second mini-wank is buried in the comments.

In there, we find out that lesbiums_lover isn't the brightest crayon, as she let one rat (Spektor's sister) die slowly after she used dog flea spray on it and the chemicals slowly ate through the rat's ears and skin.
To her credit, the rat was taken to a vet and given antibiotics for the systemic infection that resulted. This rat also had a "big tumor", and eventually slowly died at home.
She refused to have it euthanized because it would cost too much.
Of course, she also couldn't bear to kill the suffering rat at home because that would be cruel.
As though letting it die slowly from chemical burns and stress isn't cruel enough.

oneintheyarbles decides to beg to be banned from [info]stupidpetowners (one of the comm rules is that 'tattling' about entries being featured there is an insta-ban).

There was also a call to have lesbiums_lover banned for bragging about taking pics of her rat in dangerous situations and calling it cute, but that comment was deleted.
Whether one of the mods or the OP deleted it is unclear.

We also learn from several comments that it's okay to let rats chew on razor blades because rats are smart.
Unfortunately, hers isn't smart enough to know that it's not a good idea to chew on razor blades.
I'm still hoping that the blade end had a clear plastic cover on it and the OP has just been too daft to mention it.

Not posted to [info]i_wank because I wasn't really wanky in my single comment.

Edit: Damn, that was fast. It's gone already. HOWEVER, you may still read about it over on stupidpetowners.

The mods of ratties have posted this, in which a "wave o' bannination" was announced due to people calling the OP on her high level of stupidity "harrassment of members."

Remember, nobody can ever do anything wrong when it comes to pet care and telling them that they ARE doing something wrong is rude and horrible. ;)

Scariest thing is that lesbiums_lover is evidently a-hankerin' to go to vet school.
For the sake of your own pets, pray that she gets denied.



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[info]footsie
2006-04-04 06:16 am UTC (link)
"She refused to have it euthanized because it would cost too much.
Of course, she also couldn't bear to kill the suffering rat at home because that would be cruel."


Holy shit.

(Hugs his cat, and makes reassuring noises: "Don't worry, booboo, I won't let lesbiums_lover anywhere near you, it's okay, it's okay...")

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[info]tviokh
2006-04-04 06:28 am UTC (link)
There have been times when an old rat of mine has decided it's time to go after vet hours or on a Sunday or some other time when the emergency vet would cost $100+ to have it euthanized.

In those cases, though it sucks to have to do it, I know how to quickly break necks or if that's not possible for some odd reason, how to aim a shovel and hit hard enough for an instant death.

That should never be the first resort, but in a pinch it's still better than letting the animal linger for hours or days in constant pain or suffering.

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(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2006-04-04 05:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tviokh, 2006-04-04 07:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2006-04-05 05:54 am UTC

[info]smo
2006-04-04 01:14 pm UTC (link)
Icon love!

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[info]azawakh
2006-04-04 06:33 am UTC (link)
Ha! I was waiting for this to show.

I really need to get into the [Bad username: clairvoyant_wank] thing.

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[info]azawakh
2006-04-04 06:42 am UTC (link)
To tag onto that, I don't know what she was thinking (if at all) when she posted that. It's not like LJ pet communities are politely silent about anything, let alone something that's clearly dangerous for the animal.

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pink_lightning
2006-04-04 06:41 am UTC (link)
*sporks pet owners who can do something about their sick pets and choose not to*
*weeps over fish lost to fin rot and ineffective treatment*

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[info]tviokh
2006-04-04 06:59 am UTC (link)
Fin rot, in most cases, is caused by extremely poor water conditions that bring on infection.

Ammonia burns can also look similar to fin rot, and sometimes one is mistaken for the other, which can make treatment ineffective (as treating for fin rot while high ammonia is the cause obviously won't work).

Fin rot usually looks like shredding fins while ammonia burns look like 'melting' fins.

Not so oddly, fin rot and ammonia burns are most frequently seen in fish kept in bowls or other unfiltered containers.

/mini-encyclopedia. :D

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(no subject) - pink_lightning, 2006-04-04 07:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2006-04-05 06:00 am UTC
(no subject) - pink_lightning, 2006-04-05 07:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tviokh, 2006-04-06 03:03 am UTC
(no subject) - pink_lightning, 2006-04-06 03:06 am UTC

[info]lotus79
2006-04-04 08:31 am UTC (link)
"no such entry"

Damn, I wanted to see the picture.

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[info]tviokh
2006-04-04 08:49 am UTC (link)
She reposted it here.

Still insisting that it's cute and there's no possible way her rat could be injured by chewing on a razor blade.

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(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2006-04-04 10:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2006-04-04 01:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]b_jellybean, 2006-04-04 02:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gunshou, 2006-04-04 09:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2006-04-04 03:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tviokh, 2006-04-04 05:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]also_not_a_pipe, 2006-04-05 03:53 am UTC

dracothelizard
2006-04-04 11:37 am UTC (link)
"The mods of ratties have posted this, in which a "wave o' bannination" was announced due to people calling the OP on her high level of stupidity "harrassment of members.""

Wait, people point out that lesbiums_love is a bad rat owner, and the PEOPLE get banned?

Belated April Fools?

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[info]tofuknight
2006-04-04 03:46 pm UTC (link)
That confused me too.

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[info]azawakh
2006-04-04 05:34 pm UTC (link)
It confuses me, too, but I'm guessing it's a kneejerk reaction to the pettier drama that's occurred before. Doesn't make it right, but I can at least grok their mindset.

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fuck that shit
[info]monkeywrench
2006-04-04 12:19 pm UTC (link)
Hahahah, great job, lesbiums_lover! Your rat chewing on razor blade and the other one getting burns because of your innocent stupidity, hee-larious! But you know what would be even funnier than that? Me shoving a fistful of razor blades down your throat! How's that for humor? Hahahah!

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Re: fuck that shit
[info]aegflota
2006-04-04 04:46 pm UTC (link)
Me shoving a fistful of razor blades down your throat!

Oo! I could help! We could be the best new comedy double act EVER! You hold the razorblades, I'll give her chemical burns...Reeves & Mortimer would have NOTHING on us.



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[info]smo
2006-04-04 01:15 pm UTC (link)
lesbiums_lover is a troll, right? RIGHT?

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sharonapple
2006-04-04 02:14 pm UTC (link)
D:

The stupid... IT BURNS.

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[info]sashenka
2006-04-04 03:10 pm UTC (link)
Scariest thing is that lesbiums_lover is evidently a-hankerin' to go to vet school.
For the sake of your own pets, pray that she gets denied.


You need to be smart enough to major in bio first... I'm not too worried.

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[info]tviokh
2006-04-04 05:56 pm UTC (link)
Nah, pre-vet is kind of like pre-med.
If you can pay, you can get into the program. ;)

Thankfully getting into an actual veterinary school is a little more tricky.

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(no subject) - [info]sashenka, 2006-04-04 07:46 pm UTC

[info]eljuno
2006-04-04 03:28 pm UTC (link)
Who the Hell is giving this girl access to rodents, and how can we make them stop and/or hurt?

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[info]hallidae
2006-04-04 04:37 pm UTC (link)
::made the stupid, stupid mistake of looking at the picture and post in class and is trying so hard not to scream in incoherent rage::

...Kiiiiilll...

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[info]aegflota
2006-04-04 04:44 pm UTC (link)
What. The. Fuck.

I hope that stupid bitch chokes on that very same razor -- oh wait, she couldn't POSSIBLY GET HURT DOING THAT.

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[info]alpheratz
2006-04-04 04:58 pm UTC (link)
I just made this icon, and how apropos it is!

Oh, what a stupid, stupid person.

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(no subject) - [info]jira, 2006-04-05 02:44 pm UTC

[info]sarracenia
2006-04-04 05:24 pm UTC (link)
She refused to have it euthanized because it would cost too much.
Of course, she also couldn't bear to kill the suffering rat at home because that would be cruel.


Adskljhg.

For fuck's sake, if you have a pet that is in complete and utter misery, you kill it. You may not like it, but when you got a pet, you made a decision that you should have known would probably end in you having to mercy kill it someday. Hell, I've already made arrangements for my vet to come over to my house no matter when to euthanize my dog when she finally fails (she's a fifteen year old chow) because I really really don't want to have to kill her myself, and figure that would be the kindest thing to do. I have absolutely no sympathy for some stupid twit who just couldn't dream of killing her pet herself, but has no problems letting it die slowly and in agony because she just can't pay for the vet to euthanize it. That's cruelty, you dumbfuck.

/wank

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(no subject) - [info]azawakh, 2006-04-04 05:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]antigone, 2006-04-04 09:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]entelodont, 2006-04-04 06:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]azawakh, 2006-04-04 06:12 pm UTC

redwarrior
2006-04-04 06:16 pm UTC (link)
Poor rats. ;__;

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[info]gunshou
2006-04-04 09:21 pm UTC (link)
Um, am I the only one who thinks people who respond to this picture with offers to make the OP eat razors, or similar death/maim threats, are off the deep end? It's a rat. The OP is an idiot and should not be allowed to have pets, but WTF? I'd like a little funny with my mock, if that's ok.

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(no subject) - [info]antigone, 2006-04-04 09:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gunshou, 2006-04-04 09:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]antigone, 2006-04-04 10:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]an_igor, 2006-04-05 12:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2006-04-05 04:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tviokh, 2006-04-06 03:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2006-04-06 04:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]an_igor, 2006-04-06 11:51 am UTC

 
   
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