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Yahoo!Blog on women's expectations explodes in wank

http://blogs.health.yahoo.com/experts/sexlevine/12020/tick-tock-of-the-biological-clock

In which DebLevine, once a modern enough woman to write for Go Ask Alice and to write a book on cybersex, reverts to the 1950s ideal of true womanhood in a salvo of wank usually only found on a Focus on the Family website:

Women, how can you have everything? Turn the same ingenuity and creativity you applied to your career to the sometimes-considered-daunting task of finding a compatible mate and having kids. Instead of sitting around and waiting for reproductive technology to rescue you, sit down and figure out how to make the nuclear family part of your life work. Once you set your mind to it, it can all happen at the speed of light. Meet, marry, kids.

Unsurprisingly, more wank explodes. It doesn't start getting really hot and heavy until page 2 here, and Yahoo!Blogs doesn't have a link to post feature (lone emo tear) but for those willing to read, this thread provides the wank. We have childfree wank at various points, traditional values wank here and possibly elsewhere, grammar wank regarding foghorn_25 starting here and going on through the next pages (though I do wonder what, exactly, a "pshyco=analist" is), feminism wank at various points. This posting is a veritable rainbow of wank.

It's up to 682 comments, and the wank is still going on. . . and on. . . and on. Yahoo's featuring this on the main page for their SBC users (where I found it in the first place) didn't help matters.