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marciamarcia ([info]marciamarcia) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2006-04-04 17:09:00

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To pull out, or not to pull out...that is the question.
I know, you're thinking, "Didn't we answer that one in 6th grade health class?" Apparently not.

missmuffcake asks childfree At what age did you know that if you used the 'pull out method' that you would end up pregnant? Am I being an ass when I think a woman in her mid 20s has to be dumb to think that the pull-out method was OK to use and wonders why she is pregnant? Another mouth she cannot really feed on her own...

And my wank sense was tingling already.

Then ikilled007 comes along to announce Actually, the pull out method works great if the guy is not a putz.

Sirriamnis politely corrects ikilled007, who then pulls out (ha!) this astounding fact: Girls who think they got pregnant from pre-cum are delusional.

And it's on.


Highlights include:
>Point is, plenty of women get pregnant off of pre-orgasm man-fluids.
>How do you know? How do you know he didn't partially ejaculate inside her?


And the point where ikilled007 reveals himself to be a guy: I didn't expect an intelligent response from a woman.

Folks respond in kind: He's probably fucking a donkey. I don't think anybody's taught him the difference yet

But some girls stand up for him: You're being attacked for little to no reason, because of the inherent bitchiness of the female species.

And then fuzzyfruit wins teh internets: Because, of course, the plural of anecdote is "data".



Good times. And not one mention of chrotchdroppings so far.


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