from one lover of offensive polls to others
I've been waiting for some quality Tom Cruise wank for a while now, too!

ohnotheydidnt, the great bastion of maturity and insightfulness that it is, is running a poll about whether Tom Cruise is a crazy batshit psycho nutbar. Overwhelmingly, the votes point to 'yes'.

Then chemical comes along to fight the good fight with a deathly-serious post about $cientology:

People give Tom Cruise flack because he's more than half a tone above everyone.

It's just a matter of being narrow minded. New ideas freak people out especially when it's stated tone 40.

You people are merely afraid of the truth because you're supressing it. It's a fact that people bash and reject that which they are afraid of or that they don't understand.

I think people need to stop listening to the media about Scientology and actually read up about Scientology. You might also benefit from staying away from shit sites like xenu.net and other stupid sites like that. I think if you actually read about it and avoided skipping words because you don't understand them, you'll find that Scientology is really great.

Tom Cruise has probably done more for this world than a lot of us have. It's unfair for you guys to bash him because of him.

I never realized that exhibiting excitement and happiness was a fucking crime.

There's wank like a fox, baby. Wank like a fox. Wank about psychiatry, too: funnily, I didn't know that a single person aside from Tom Cruise existed who actually agreed with his rubbish about the evils of therapy. There's wank about zomg media bias! I swear, you want wank, this thread got wank.