Oh No They Didn't + $cientology = Free flowing WANK!
glisteningstars posts on ONTD with a 100% gossip-free defense of Scientology... Which apparently is composed solely of info gleaned second-hand from her(?) Scientologist dad.

Seven pages and counting. And there's something for everyone.

Potshots at Tom Cruise? Too many to count.

"They do believe in Xenu. It's all over the net."

"Not all Scientologists are as insane as Cruise": Check and Check

"And pot and acid are like the most non-addictive crugs[sic] so they are extremely easy to get off of."

Obligatory potshot at Christianity: Check

Broad Spectrum Religious Wank (highlighted by at_liberty's "Christianity stole some stuff from Islam too, I think." - Oh, check!

And a tangetal rant about the American two-party system that I lost track of...

And all of this is within the first two pages!

And, in the interest of total disclosure - I'm over here. And since I posted here, instead of i_wank, I shall refrain from responding to the bright young fellow who seems to think most of the reports of Cruise's crazy are made up.

ETA: I just remembered that ONTD is a modded community. Which means the original 100% off-topic post had to get the thumbs-up from a mod to get posted. Which makes me think at least one of the mods there likes a good wank as much as we do.

ETA2: Patched up the HTML.