Surprise! It's wank.

Metafilter generally seems to be strong with the Wank Fu, but this tidbit just amused me.

Miguel tends to toss up posts that make you wonder if he's real or just a room full of drunk chimps with a keyboard and a lot of time on their hands. The mefi community has been busy working on a Christmas gift for their fearless leader. They've tried to, if not keep it secret, at least keep the illusion of a surprise. However, Miguel takes the opportunity to remove all illusion. Wank ensues.