Should I? Oh, fuck it... BLAME CANADA
Tiny wank ganked from a mouse at wank_report.

In parenting101, goodgirlzero posts a seemingly innocuous little post asking for advice about housing while she and her fiance are attending school.

Blainthemono brings up the "mellenium scholarship," but chrispina (owner of this earlier comment) is a little displeased:

some of us prefer it the way it is in the US where people have to take responsibility for their actions and not live off the taxes of others so they don't have to lower themselves to take a "shit job" to support their family. some of us think that the US already has far too many social welfare programs.

Blaininthemono tries to explain the difference (though falters with "I forgot that about half the people in the states are conservative idiots"). Naturally, it's all downhill from there with a one-on-one States vs. Canada pissing contest.

Reigning comment o' wank so far:

and you can sit there secure in canada because americans are fighting your battles for you. you owe your freedom to our soldiers.