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happycake ([info]happycake) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2006-04-24 21:15:00


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Irony: It's what's for dinner!
We all hate self-centered, rude children whose parents taught them no manners, right? Which is what makes these all-too-common rants on CF_Hardcore funnier than hell, and proof that there are a lot of moms and dads out there who clearly need a serious pummeling for not doing a very good job.

Well, apparently somebody else also caught the irony here:

http://community.livejournal.com/cf_hardcore/1728960.html

And, making sure that we get 500% of our daily recommended allowance of iron, the comments to the troll from these "flame-proof" cultural badasses now are in their sixth page. All in an attempt to prove YET AGAIN that "We don't care. Really. We don't. Honestly. And you're an asshole for thinking we do. I mean, why should we care that you're laughing at us? Because we don't care. We swear it--hope to die. And we'll prove this, by posting comment after comment after comment after comment...."


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[info]sisterelwood
2006-04-25 04:41 am UTC (link)
The troll amuses me. One- the list is kinda funny and two- they posted and left and the CF people are still going at it among themselves. So they're basically talking to no one but themselves. Nice going folks.

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[info]azawakh
2006-04-25 06:19 am UTC (link)
It's a peachy reminder of why I no longer belong to any CF communities.

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[info]nevadafighter
2006-04-26 01:01 am UTC (link)
Isn't that exactly what FW did with Crystalwank? Are we the only ones allowed to have fun in the comments?

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[info]chaos_theory
2006-04-25 04:49 am UTC (link)
O.k., I get the posting recipies, right, I think (feeding the troll I assume) and I don't care about the kitties, because they are kitties and kitties are love and so the more kitties the better, but I don't quite get the random picture spam. Like...Am I in my persistant n00b-ness, missing something incredibly obvious? is it for a purpose? Is anything for a purpose? Who am I? What day is this? Is there a god? What is god anyway? If I die on the floor can I get up in these heels?

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[info]happycake
2006-04-25 05:01 am UTC (link)
I think that it is a feeble attempt at "pwnage". For those who cannot control themselves enough to not feed the troll, this is apparently better than flailing around in an attempt to look superior. Unfortunately for them, six pages of "I'm just too cool to care" ends up proving who really got "pwned".

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[info]mistressrenet
2006-04-25 12:54 pm UTC (link)
Are there any good recipes?

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[info]amxjm
2006-04-25 04:54 am UTC (link)
The ironing is delicious.

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[info]polemic
2006-04-25 05:01 am UTC (link)
"What business of yours is it, anyway? ... Why do you care so much about the private lives of complete strangers?"

Heeee!

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(no subject) - [info]happycake, 2006-04-25 05:05 am UTC
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[info]symbeline
2006-04-25 05:12 am UTC (link)
I was reading there earlier today (best not to ask) and saw the first line or so of the post and since I find self-congratulatory posts annoying, moved on without reading it. That's irony.

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[info]azawakh
2006-04-25 06:13 am UTC (link)
Cameo by gwenhyffar's uterus!

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[info]avari
2006-04-25 11:35 am UTC (link)
Wow, lots of kittens and raptors. Anyway, can someone good at recognizing birds tell what race is this bird?

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Baby bird nesting boxes! - (Anonymous), 2006-04-26 04:57 am UTC
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[info]cat_mcdougall
2006-04-25 12:51 pm UTC (link)
CF communities confuse me.

I get the whole children are icky thing (I'm a mom I know children are icky!) and the whole "Don't want one!" thing. That doesn't confuse me.

What confuses me is their absolute obsession with children. I've seen more posts on children in a CF comm than I have in my parenting comms!

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[info]breecita
2006-04-25 01:29 pm UTC (link)
Teehee!

I like the cute baby kittens! *cuddles cute baby kittens*

I snicker at people who know 100% what they want out of the rest of their lives. I don't even know what I want out of the rest of my freakin' day. I'm fairly sure I don't want to have a baby today, but you know, who knows... that might change next week or next month.

I find life far less stressful now that I am no longer 19 and required to feel strongly and firmly on all issues. Being right all the time was hard work!

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[info]isntitironic
2006-04-25 01:31 pm UTC (link)
That first post linked makes me want to hit something.

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(no subject) - [info]naienko, 2006-04-25 03:55 pm UTC

[info]snacky
2006-04-25 02:01 pm UTC (link)
The cf_hardcore people are so completely lacking in self-awareness that they wouldn't recognize irony if irony came up to them, punched them in the face, kicked them in the groin, pushed them down, kicked them a few times, then spit on them for good measure, all the while chanting, "I'm IRONY, bitch! You better recognize!"

When later posting about their horrible assault, they'd be able to offer no indentifying details other than, "I'm sure it was a moo, with her obnoxious crotchdroppings, who did this to me!"

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(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2006-04-25 02:04 pm UTC
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[info]ashenmote
2006-04-25 02:48 pm UTC (link)
Why are there pictures of big empty rooms with no kittens in it? :(

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[info]smo
2006-04-25 02:49 pm UTC (link)
It's because none of us were breastfed while our parents sang to the Earth Mother. Honest.

Okay, I'll admit it - that made me snicker.

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(no subject) - [info]breecita, 2006-04-25 03:37 pm UTC
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[info]ashenmote
2006-04-25 03:11 pm UTC (link)
What I would like to know, is there a connection between [info]happycakes who wrote this post on otf_wank and [info]happycakes_lj who in turn puts up links to this post on [info]cf_hardcore?

Sweet.

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[info]snacky
2006-04-25 04:15 pm UTC (link)
[info]happycakes, you're looking suspiciously troll-like. Now, if you want to create a sockpuppet to troll the childfree, that's your business.

But if you're going to post wanks here and link them to the wankers, we're going to call you on it. You're getting a pass this time, because you're new, and you might not understand that it's a no-no. Don't do it again.

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I spel reel gud - [info]snacky, 2006-04-25 04:21 pm UTC
Re: I spel reel gud - [info]ashenmote, 2006-04-25 04:53 pm UTC
Re: I spel reel gud - [info]snacky, 2006-04-25 05:31 pm UTC
Re: I spel reel gud - coreopsis, 2006-04-26 08:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]happycake, 2006-04-25 05:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]snacky, 2006-04-25 06:28 pm UTC

[info]marlo
2006-04-25 04:39 pm UTC (link)
mmmm, cake. Your icon looks delicious, though it would be even better if it didn't look like it said "Nappy cake," because yuck.

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Icon - [info]khym_chanur, 2006-04-25 09:46 pm UTC
Re: Icon - [info]marlo, 2006-04-25 10:17 pm UTC

redwarrior
2006-04-25 07:19 pm UTC (link)
...Am I the only CFer that would take "You'd be a shitty parent" as a compliment if said by someone with a kid?

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[info]wrongly_amused
2006-04-25 08:15 pm UTC (link)
*sits on hands* I will not wank on [info]retrovampiress' post. I will not. I won't..

Oh fuck it.

2. Not being as taxing on the government.

What the hell do you think you'll be doing when you're old and retired? And because you didn't have kids, that means everybody else is going to have to pay for you. I'm not saying that this is a good excuse to have children if you don't want them, but please put this into perspective. Couples with children get taxed less, but they more than make up for it with the amount of economic revenue that comes pouring it trying to take care of those children's needs. It's not *children* that are currently taxing the government, plskthxbye.


3. Making responsible life decisions instead of bringing another unwanted child into the world.

Okay!


4. Often making great strides in their career of choice.

Because parents never do that.


5. Leading active social lives.

Not all parents are the stereotypical stay-at-home-and-be-assimilated-couch potatoes.


6. Being considerate of others in public (IE: None of that screaming baby bullshit)

OMG HOW DARE THOSE MOTHERS AND FATHERS INTERACT WITH SOCIETY. Clearly, it should be left to the rest of us childfree fucks, who spend our times blaring loud music and engaging in an active social life.

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[info]gal_montag
2006-04-25 08:47 pm UTC (link)
What a colossal collection of assholes. Why the fuck should anyone respect you for your choice when you can't have any respect for someone who doesn't make the same one?

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(no subject) - [info]ladyvorkosigan, 2006-04-25 11:24 pm UTC
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vomitymcpuke
2006-04-25 09:26 pm UTC (link)
+ Extreme fatigue from being up on the childfree cross of martyrdom for their whole life


I love that troll!

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[info]bangoskank
2006-04-25 11:41 pm UTC (link)
Nothing like 17 year olds whining about how much they hate kids.

http://community.livejournal.com/cf_hardcore/1726707.html?thread=30418163#t30418163

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(no subject) - [info]happycake, 2006-04-25 11:46 pm UTC
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