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Twi ([info]mydarkstar) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2003-12-09 21:43:00
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Geriatric AND racial wank, all in one!
moonmistressgod posts a rather standard complaint to customers_suck. The gist: Cranky old customers can be annoying. She also makes an offhand reference to a different customer yelling at her in Spanish. There is some profanity, but nothing about the post makes it unusual for c_s in any way.

Then the troll shows up.

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[info]bubosquared
2003-12-10 06:51 am UTC (link)
Oh, him again. I was wondering when this was going to show up.

How on earth does this guy not have a whiplash from the leaps of "logic" he's performing there?

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[info]oulangi
2003-12-10 09:15 am UTC (link)
Beautiful wank, in particular I enjoyed the Julian retrospectives provided by various people. Looking at his wanktastic career I have to admit I have a grudging admiration for the purity of his wankerhood (not to be confused with elfhood, the bane of the LotR fandom) An outed liar and plagiarist who still gets up in the morning to troll random lists? Just precious. Indeed, where would we little people be without his matted furred fists and his witty “No, you are a moron” retorts to defend us?

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[info]bubosquared
2003-12-10 11:52 am UTC (link)
Not just random lists, either; first time I saw him he was trolling the LJ news comm. I was quite impressed by how far this guy can apparently stick his head up his own arse.

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[info]maev_connacht
2003-12-10 07:22 am UTC (link)
Does anyone else find it slightly dumb to brag about how much taxes you have to pay?

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[info]feenix
2003-12-10 07:24 am UTC (link)
Oh FUCK yeah. Go Julian!

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[info]feenix
2003-12-10 09:31 am UTC (link)
Note: I think LJ.us can suck my foot-long black dick, let alone Julie. I'm just cheering the return of the Julianwank.

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[info]visp
2003-12-11 01:29 am UTC (link)
Where'd you get the great Utena pic?

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[info]sorchar
2003-12-10 08:12 am UTC (link)
He's a turd - I've seen him before.

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[info]backfromspace
2003-12-10 08:22 am UTC (link)
If you put an underscore between "julian" and "bashir", you get one of my early sockpuppets.

This I find delicious.

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[info]curlyjo
2003-12-10 08:25 am UTC (link)
Aaargh. I didn't want to contribute to the insanity, but I couldn't help myself. He made some comment about "try to have a life away from the drama". So I posted that with as many times as he's commented he's the last person to tell anyone to get a life.

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[info]zannechaos
2003-12-10 11:34 am UTC (link)
He's always been oodles of fun for as long as I can remember.

That statement, of course, depends on how one defines "Fun".

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[info]smo
2003-12-10 03:31 pm UTC (link)
"Car wreck?"

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[info]sagralisse
2003-12-10 06:41 pm UTC (link)
Root canal?

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[info]phosfate
2003-12-10 09:01 pm UTC (link)
Ice-cold speculum?

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[info]faultypremise
2003-12-10 10:31 pm UTC (link)
You know, I have no idea who this guy is. I just see several lj friends mention him from time to time. He has apparently made plenty of enemies, and doesn't mind making a few more.

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How FUN
[info]vengeance_bean
2003-12-10 04:33 pm UTC (link)
Everytime he demanded to know where the OP worked so as to avoid her and people like her, I thought, "ah, but these terrible, terrible salespeople work everywhere, at all the stores at which you shop, smiling their fake little smiles and, behind it all, thinking, 'what a complete and utter tit.'"

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[info]schuldig
2003-12-10 05:15 pm UTC (link)
Ah Julian Bashir... A boy who won't even admit to owning his own name out of the handful LJDrama produced. Just because you have your own domain doesn't make you any less of a loser.

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[info]greekhoop
2003-12-10 06:24 pm UTC (link)
Corn icon! Unclean! *head explodey*

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[info]smo
2003-12-10 06:25 pm UTC (link)
You would have preferred a bottle of Wild Turkey, perhaps?

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[info]greekhoop
2003-12-10 06:34 pm UTC (link)
Shh. You had me at, "This is the corn they use to make that whiskey you like so much."

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[info]smo
2003-12-10 07:19 pm UTC (link)
I never thought I'd live to see the day when BnSH and Jerry Maguire were referenced in the same sentence.

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[info]greekhoop
2003-12-10 07:34 pm UTC (link)
Hmm... does anybody else feel a crossover coming on?

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[info]schuldig
2003-12-10 06:48 pm UTC (link)
*Sigh* I'm going to have to get a new default icon, aren't I?

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[info]smo
2003-12-10 07:20 pm UTC (link)
But it's so sick twisted funny! How could you ever bear to part with it?

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[info]quinctia
2003-12-10 07:04 pm UTC (link)
Y...you mean...my domain doesn't make me uber cool? *sob*

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[info]schuldig
2003-12-10 07:30 pm UTC (link)
*there there* If it makes you feel any better, mine doesn't make me cool either. And it has 'Weiss Kreuz' in it as well!

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[info]smo
2003-12-10 07:38 pm UTC (link)
Y-you mean... WK isn't cool?

*cries*

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[info]schuldig
2003-12-10 07:45 pm UTC (link)
I never said that! Just that it's not enough on its own to make me cool.

Now, my doujinshi of FF8's Zell going at it in the shower with a hotdog bun, or that doujinshi of Schuldig uprooting a little naked Farfarello-plant? THOSE make me cool. :)

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[info]smo
2003-12-10 07:55 pm UTC (link)
...

A hot dog bun?

The Schu/Farf thing sounds cool, though. Hee. PsychoTurnip!

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[info]schuldig
2003-12-10 08:02 pm UTC (link)
You have to bear in mind how popular those hotdogs are. So much so, they've always sold out in-game. You can't blame Zell, can you?

Yeah, he's a plant that curses anyone who uproots him. So Schuldig uproots him and takes him home, figuring the curse will be on Crawford anyway.

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[info]smo
2003-12-10 08:34 pm UTC (link)
Bet Crawford didn't see that one coming. Multiple puns intended.

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[info]quinctia
2003-12-10 07:47 pm UTC (link)
...at least I can still pick up nerdy guys.

"Hey baby, what's your domain?"

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chaoskind
2003-12-10 06:15 pm UTC (link)
He is an Überloser, because the odds are high, that he sits and gets hairy palms over all the drama he causes :p

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[info]iczer6
2003-12-10 08:37 pm UTC (link)
I'm somewhat put out that he's using the name of one of the characters I actually liked on DS9.

And not because of the slash potential with Garak.

He could at least use Kai Wynn's name, eveyone hated her so it kinda fits.

God I'm geeky aren't I?


Icz

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[info]zannechaos
2003-12-10 10:22 pm UTC (link)
Icz, stop thinking so much like me, dear. It's scary. ^_^

I adored most of the characters on DS9, Bashir included.

He could at least use Kai Wynn's name, eveyone hated her so it kinda fits.

Hell, yeah! ...but then since he's a guy and she's a female and I keep thinking of all the wanking he does for this drama, I now have a mental image of -- oh, hell, I'll spare you the horror.

God I'm geeky aren't I?

If you are, so are the rest of us. ^_^

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