dear Jesus. (no pun intended)
On Yahoo!News, there are boards accompanying every news article written. One of these boards is the one for this article regarding the Ten Commandments monument in Alabama.

Over eighty-one thousand messages later (and growing), we've determined that Conservative power is necessary to clean up liberal slime! The Religious Reich is turning America into a fundamentalist theocracy! And then there's this one, which I'm sure would make sense if...er...it was translated or something?

We have Alabama=incest references, accusations of religious conservatives needing sex change operations, smiting, disease calling, Confederacy praising, Muslim insulting, Christian insulting, and more! I can't read anymore for fear of my eyeballs melting, but you can take a crack at it here.