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mathilde ([info]mathilde) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2006-04-27 09:48:00


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how to be a good Christian wife, according to AnnieAngel
AnnieAngel tells us how to be a good Christian wife.

Choice quotes:
"ALWAYS serve fresh orange juice. Only whores use frozen."

"DO NOT CALL YOUR HUSBAND AT WORK. Nothing will distract him from his responsibilities at work faster than trying to deal with yours as well. It can wait. In the case of an actual emergency, of course, calling him at work is necessary. PMS induced crying jags are not emergencies."

"When choosing a dessert, remember a fat man is a faithful man and a full man falls asleep fast. Use lots of rich icings and creamy fillings."

Some people take offense, of course, and some just take the piss.

"This, ladies and gentlemen, is why we don't let our pets off the collar and onto the computer. Now, back to the bedroom with you, slave! And this time, I want my boots CLEAN!"

"
Suggesting that a 'woman's work' and the activities she engages in throughout the day are meaningless and trivial is an insult to women."

AnnieAngel takes offense to the taking offense:
"I suggest you all take stock of your lives and ask what is truly important in the long run. The position of power is with the woman, if the mother is a WHORE the family will be disfunctional. Fathers rarely play anything other than a disciplinary role and children need something more than that."

And they're off and wanking!

I want a cupcake, now...



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[info]rotten_fish
2006-04-27 02:00 pm UTC (link)
Fuck Dear Abby!

Bitch is going down.

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(no subject) - [info]mathilde, 2006-04-27 02:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]marciamarcia, 2006-04-27 02:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2006-04-27 07:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]willywanka, 2006-04-27 09:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pfeffermuse, 2006-04-27 10:37 pm UTC

[info]ladyofviolets
2006-04-27 02:05 pm UTC (link)
Oh, for the love of...!

This bitch is supposed to make stay-at-home wives look better? What a favor she's making to them.

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(no subject) - [info]hobbitsexual, 2006-04-28 12:48 am UTC

[info]maev_connacht
2006-04-27 02:06 pm UTC (link)
This is the kind of wank that I need a straightjacket for, lest I, at best, join in the wanking, or at worst, throw the monitor out the window.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-04-27 08:25 pm UTC
I smell troll
(Anonymous)
2006-04-27 02:09 pm UTC (link)
And I've heard the fundie rant about Good Wives many a time.

The foul mouth and such ludicricies as "only whores use frozen" gives it away, IMHO.

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Re: I smell troll - [info]rotten_fish, 2006-04-27 02:13 pm UTC
Re: I smell troll - [info]mathilde, 2006-04-27 02:14 pm UTC
Re: I smell troll - [info]fuzzytowers, 2006-04-27 02:52 pm UTC
Re: I smell troll - [info]hickorydickory, 2006-04-27 03:26 pm UTC
Re: I smell troll - [info]seiberwing, 2006-04-27 03:32 pm UTC
Re: I smell troll - [info]kayla, 2006-04-27 04:30 pm UTC
Re: I smell troll - [info]bandit, 2006-04-27 08:07 pm UTC
Re: I smell troll - [info]hickorydickory, 2006-04-27 08:33 pm UTC
Re: I smell troll - [info]starkeymonster, 2006-06-07 08:00 pm UTC
Re: I smell troll - [info]hickorydickory, 2006-06-07 08:09 pm UTC
Re: I smell troll - [info]oar, 2006-04-27 10:30 pm UTC
Re: I smell troll - [info]annaham, 2006-04-28 04:10 am UTC
Re: I smell troll - [info]ianthefira, 2006-04-27 04:05 pm UTC
Re: I smell troll - [info]nekoama, 2006-04-27 04:21 pm UTC
Re: I smell troll - [info]alpheratz, 2006-04-27 05:07 pm UTC
Re: I smell troll - [info]doroc_sabah, 2006-04-27 08:57 pm UTC
Re: I smell troll - [info]alpheratz, 2006-04-27 09:05 pm UTC
Re: I smell troll - [info]influencethis, 2006-04-28 12:48 am UTC
Re: I smell troll - [info]baskinglizard, 2006-04-30 03:33 am UTC
Re: I smell troll - [info]mmanurere, 2006-04-27 09:48 pm UTC
Re: I smell troll - [info]mmanurere, 2006-04-27 09:51 pm UTC
Re: I smell troll - [info]so_long42, 2006-04-27 10:58 pm UTC
Re: I smell troll - [info]mmanurere, 2006-04-28 01:36 am UTC
Re: I smell troll - [info]so_long42, 2006-04-28 02:19 am UTC
Re: I smell troll - [info]skewed_tartan, 2006-04-27 06:45 pm UTC
Re: I smell troll - [info]touma, 2006-04-27 07:39 pm UTC
Re: I smell troll - (Anonymous), 2006-04-27 09:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bangoskank, 2006-04-27 03:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ktnb, 2006-04-27 04:14 pm UTC
Re: I smell troll - [info]chaimonkey, 2006-04-28 12:57 am UTC
Re: I smell troll - [info]fuzzytowers, 2006-04-28 02:11 am UTC
Re: I smell troll - (Anonymous), 2006-04-28 03:23 am UTC
Re: I smell troll - [info]chaimonkey, 2006-04-28 04:05 am UTC

[info]isntitironic
2006-04-27 02:09 pm UTC (link)
If only whores use frozen orange juice, then who uses instant coffee?

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(no subject) - [info]ingrid, 2006-04-27 02:12 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]issendai, 2006-04-27 06:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2006-04-27 06:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]issendai, 2006-04-27 07:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2006-04-27 07:35 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]platedlizard, 2006-04-28 01:29 am UTC

[info]ingrid
2006-04-27 02:12 pm UTC (link)
She sure has a lot of time on her hands to cuss and snap at the "looser" trolls. Doesn't she have some window washing or something to do instead? Wherever does she find the time?

PS: I smell troll. It's way too over the top.

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[info]ladyvorkosigan
2006-04-27 02:16 pm UTC (link)
Is there something there that makes this seem like it isn't satire? Because come on - "only whores use frozen"?

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(no subject) - [info]brown_betty, 2006-04-27 07:51 pm UTC

[info]rachelmap
2006-04-27 02:44 pm UTC (link)
Come on people, can't you recognize satire when you see it?

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(no subject) - [info]mathilde, 2006-04-27 02:45 pm UTC
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(no subject) - bigi, 2006-04-27 03:26 pm UTC
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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-04-28 01:26 am UTC

[info]fuzzytowers
2006-04-27 03:00 pm UTC (link)
Have you seen AnnieAngel's Profile?

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(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2006-04-27 07:37 pm UTC
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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-04-28 07:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fuzzytowers, 2006-04-28 08:13 pm UTC

[info]chaos_theory
2006-04-27 03:01 pm UTC (link)
Troll or not, this made me happy:

Xenophile: But hey,if you're going to pray for me, I shall think for you.

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(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2006-04-27 03:02 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]amxjm, 2006-04-27 08:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaos_theory, 2006-04-28 04:14 am UTC

[info]kayla
2006-04-27 03:01 pm UTC (link)
My brain hurts now. Whether she's a troll or for real I think I need some good boobies distractions to make it better.

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[info]aegflota
2006-04-27 03:10 pm UTC (link)
Haha, one of my favourite types of troll! I have to go and read How to raise Good Christian Children now.

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(no subject) - [info]deoridhe, 2006-04-27 03:13 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2006-04-27 07:44 pm UTC
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[info]deoridhe
2006-04-27 03:11 pm UTC (link)
OMG this is hysterical!!!

If only I were married or dating! I'd print it out, cross out the gendered stuff and switch them, and leave it pointedly somewhere my husband or boyfriend could find it!!!

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[info]hallidae
2006-04-27 03:13 pm UTC (link)
::whistle:: I'd give her points for creativity if I didn't know a few women who honestly believe what she's faking.

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(no subject) - [info]randomsome1, 2006-04-27 04:05 pm UTC

[info]avari
2006-04-27 03:29 pm UTC (link)
I can't believe some people are taking this seriously.

ALWAYS serve fresh orange juice. Only whores use frozen.

I always make myself an orange juice in the morning, with 4 oranges. Yay, I'm a pure woman!

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(no subject) - [info]pingin_tango, 2006-04-27 04:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]yattara, 2006-04-27 04:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kayla, 2006-04-27 04:32 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]aislyn, 2006-04-27 06:33 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]visp, 2006-04-27 07:00 pm UTC
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[info]elektra3
2006-04-27 03:48 pm UTC (link)
Hee! Best troll ever.

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[info]sarajayechan
2006-04-27 03:54 pm UTC (link)
Smells like satire. XD

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[info]elemcee
2006-04-27 03:55 pm UTC (link)
I drink frozen orange. With vodka. /whore


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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-04-27 07:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]elemcee, 2006-04-27 08:05 pm UTC

[info]pipssister
2006-04-27 04:20 pm UTC (link)
Satire.

That being said ... what about not-frozen, store-bought orange juice. Are you still a whore, or just a tramp?

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(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2006-04-27 05:07 pm UTC
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[info]exdee
2006-04-27 04:37 pm UTC (link)
hilarious. I like this troll :)

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[info]smo
2006-04-27 05:25 pm UTC (link)
But what if you don't like pulp in your orange juice? Do you have to strain the hell out of it every morning, or can you get a special dispensation to drink Whore-ange Juice?

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(no subject) - [info]mathilde, 2006-04-27 08:24 pm UTC
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[info]kijikun
2006-04-27 06:18 pm UTC (link)
She's doing satire? Right? *whimpers*

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(no subject) - [info]nebbieq, 2006-04-27 06:21 pm UTC
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[info]fevered_ego
2006-04-27 06:56 pm UTC (link)
I'm totally printing that list out and putting it on the fridge for my gay roomies. They will end up in fisticuffs, arguing over which one gets to be the whore.

This will be entertaining enough to save me the money I was going to spend on a movie ticket for the evening.

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(no subject) - [info]gloria_mundi, 2006-04-27 08:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]unluckylasers, 2006-04-27 09:24 pm UTC

[info]sashenka
2006-04-27 07:00 pm UTC (link)
Only whores initiate sex.

Buh. Ok, then.

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[info]azhidahaki
2006-04-27 07:29 pm UTC (link)
Ha ha! This was halarious! Frozen orange juice is for whores. I'll have to remember that one the next time I go grocery shopping with my mom.

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