how to be a good Christian wife, according to AnnieAngel
AnnieAngel tells us how to be a good Christian wife.

Choice quotes:
"ALWAYS serve fresh orange juice. Only whores use frozen."

"DO NOT CALL YOUR HUSBAND AT WORK. Nothing will distract him from his responsibilities at work faster than trying to deal with yours as well. It can wait. In the case of an actual emergency, of course, calling him at work is necessary. PMS induced crying jags are not emergencies."

"When choosing a dessert, remember a fat man is a faithful man and a full man falls asleep fast. Use lots of rich icings and creamy fillings."

Some people take offense, of course, and some just take the piss.

"This, ladies and gentlemen, is why we don't let our pets off the collar and onto the computer. Now, back to the bedroom with you, slave! And this time, I want my boots CLEAN!"

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Suggesting that a 'woman's work' and the activities she engages in throughout the day are meaningless and trivial is an insult to women."

AnnieAngel takes offense to the taking offense:
"I suggest you all take stock of your lives and ask what is truly important in the long run. The position of power is with the woman, if the mother is a WHORE the family will be disfunctional. Fathers rarely play anything other than a disciplinary role and children need something more than that."

And they're off and wanking!

I want a cupcake, now...