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May I Please Speak to the Complaints Department (ladybirdsleeps) wrote in otf_wank,
@ 2006-04-29 03:01:00

Current mood:	what?
Current music:	Madredeus - O Mar

"REMOVE that shit"
Over on ohnotheydidnt, nazonatte69 posted images of a porn star who has recently gotten a recording contract - or something like that.

Nazonatte69 thinks she's pretty hot, but this is ohnotheydidnt, and you can't post naked pictures there without dozens of members stampeding to say how gross they are, especially if they contain - oh noes - saggy beef curtains.

Cue seven pages of wank, including:

mangosadness: YUCK! Usually when girls take nude pics, their va-jay-jay lips are not all hangin' out. Blahh.

christinemozart: they ususally photoshop it out or have it surgically removed, like the p0rn stars

mangosadness (I suspect she hasn't even seen her OWN vagina): well REMOVE that shit!

Special bonus: The pics that everyone is talking about have maxed out their bandwidth, so you can't see them.

NOT SAFE FOR WORK, OBVIOUSLY

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	pink_lightning 2006-04-29 08:34 am UTC (link)
	Ten bucks says there's already an "eww, asians" comment in there, despite the warning from last time. (Reply to this)

puipui
2006-04-29 11:19 am UTC (link)

Because GOD FORBID that anyone's vagina should look different than anyone else's.

Next thing you know, we'll be subjected to the horrors of people who don't wax their hoohas, or even SHAVE them! And forget those freaky chicks with, like, one labia bigger than the other or something, because even though it's common and perfectly normal, THAT JUST AIN'T RIGHT OMG! They should all be legally required to get labiaplasty or something, or maybe just government-sponsored euthanasia since they'll just never be able to lead normal lives, poor things.

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honorh
2006-04-29 07:38 pm UTC (link)

I saw a show on plastic surgery in which a girl was going for labiaplasty because she wanted to look "more aesthetic, like a porn star." Personally, I think that if anyone who's going to see that part of you is picky about what it looks like, they shouldn't be seeing that part of you.

'Sides, let's face it--nobody's naughty bits, male or female, are anything but ugly. I could be mistaken, but I don't think they're there to be *looked* at. Aren't they more fun when they're being used, as opposed to being viewed? Not that I'd know, of course, but feel free to correct me if I'm wrong . . .

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sorchar, 2006-04-29 11:37 pm UTC

sewingmyfish, 2006-04-30 12:34 am UTC

sorchar, 2006-04-30 01:58 am UTC

sewingmyfish, 2006-04-30 02:07 am UTC

sorchar, 2006-04-30 02:09 am UTC

sewingmyfish, 2006-04-30 05:26 am UTC

lcsbanana, 2006-04-30 02:23 am UTC

honorh, 2006-04-30 06:48 am UTC

sorchar, 2006-04-30 06:51 am UTC

mastervex, 2006-05-01 09:24 am UTC

queencallipygos, 2006-05-01 02:15 pm UTC

sorchar, 2006-05-01 07:58 pm UTC

mireille, 2006-04-30 12:36 am UTC

ladybirdsleeps, 2006-04-30 01:22 am UTC

	phosfate 2006-05-01 02:00 pm UTC (link)
	For the second time in a week, I get to say: They may take our LIVES, but they will never take OUR TURKEY WATTLES! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	azhidahaki 2006-04-29 11:41 am UTC (link)
	Sometimes, I think that com would be more appropriately named, 'ohnowerestupid'. (Reply to this)(Thread)

pink_lightning
2006-04-29 06:00 pm UTC (link)

YES. I was reading a post about one of the Fugees was making a documentary on what it's like being homeless (he was staying on the street for ten days). Aside from a few reactions of "like that'll do much" and some true experiences, most of the comments were "zomg like why don't homeless people just get jobs! they're just being drunk and lazy!"

It took me an hour or so to stop shaking with rage.

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mistal, 2006-05-02 03:08 am UTC

(no subject) - pink_lightning, 2006-05-02 03:11 am UTC

entelodont, 2006-04-29 07:20 pm UTC

	(Anonymous) 2006-04-29 01:11 pm UTC (link)
	She's pretty, but squatting on the ground isn't sexy. She looks like she's gonna go poo, but trying to do it all sultry and stuff -LF (Reply to this)(Thread)

nebbieq, 2006-04-29 05:01 pm UTC

kookaburra, 2006-05-03 04:31 am UTC

	sidewinder 2006-04-29 01:37 pm UTC (link)
	...and now I predict a whole fresh wave of girls crying over on vaginapagina about how abnormal and yucky their labias are because they OHNOES aren't all tight and tiny. Bitch, please. (Reply to this)

	b_jellybean 2006-04-29 02:44 pm UTC (link)
	"va-jay-jay" is the dumbest euphemism I've heard since the last time Elliot said "bajingo" on Scrubs. (Reply to this)(Thread)

sashenka, 2006-04-29 03:14 pm UTC

b_jellybean, 2006-04-29 10:47 pm UTC

frequentmouse, 2006-04-29 05:16 pm UTC

wickedwitch, 2006-04-29 07:14 pm UTC

b_jellybean, 2006-04-29 10:49 pm UTC

mael, 2006-04-29 06:01 pm UTC

b_jellybean, 2006-04-29 10:49 pm UTC

jaina, 2006-04-29 08:05 pm UTC

b_jellybean, 2006-04-29 10:50 pm UTC

	dracothelizard 2006-04-29 02:50 pm UTC (link)
	Her vagina looks pretty standard to me... WTF?! (Reply to this)

	ashenmote 2006-04-29 03:03 pm UTC (link)
	We should sic Chaucery Stone on the ONTD vagina experts. (Reply to this)

	vigilanterodent 2006-04-29 03:12 pm UTC (link)
	I would guess the people who bitch because women have vaginas which - oh noes! - all look different, barring expensive and unnecessary surgery, do not, in fact, get to see a lot of vaginas. (Reply to this)(Thread)

ichigatsu, 2006-04-29 06:08 pm UTC

gal_montag, 2006-04-29 11:16 pm UTC

ichigatsu, 2006-04-30 03:13 am UTC

wrazn, 2006-04-30 02:41 am UTC

	ecchaniz0r 2006-04-29 03:13 pm UTC (link)
	I have this urge to run naked in front of these fools and thus scar them for life because I don't look the least bit like a pr0n star XD (Reply to this)(Thread)

sorchar, 2006-04-29 11:38 pm UTC

ecchaniz0r, 2006-04-30 05:21 am UTC

sorchar, 2006-04-30 05:24 am UTC

queencallipygos, 2006-05-01 02:18 pm UTC

	mouseykins 2006-04-29 04:29 pm UTC (link)
	ONTD Vagina Experts: like the Pregnancy Experts, but with fewer statistics and more use of the word "beef". (Reply to this)

	erototoxin 2006-04-29 06:57 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe they could use this: http://www.powells.com/biblio?isbn=0867193719 (Reply to this)(Thread)

rosehiptea, 2006-04-29 07:22 pm UTC

froda_baggins, 2006-04-29 09:01 pm UTC

moonjaguar, 2006-04-29 10:44 pm UTC

tianxiaode, 2006-04-29 11:27 pm UTC

freezer, 2006-04-30 01:42 am UTC

sorchar, 2006-04-29 11:39 pm UTC

	miss_arel 2006-04-29 07:29 pm UTC (link)
	I gotta wonder what these same people clamoring for labiaplasty think of the female genital mutilation going on in parts of Africa. (Or maybe that's been brought up already? I haven't looked at all the comments.) (Reply to this)(Thread)

platedlizard, 2006-04-30 12:19 am UTC

heddychaa, 2006-04-30 07:42 pm UTC

	chaimonkey 2006-04-29 08:47 pm UTC (link)
	Dude, I just saw her on tv! (Reply to this)

	visp 2006-04-29 08:58 pm UTC (link)
	It's a twat. Their selling point is not their aesthetic appeal. (Reply to this)(Thread)

wrongly_amused, 2006-04-29 09:36 pm UTC

	wrongly_amused 2006-04-29 09:35 pm UTC (link)
	I thought about posting this. And then I thought about the dangers of posting a post regarding a porn star on a wank site. (Reply to this)

	(Anonymous) 2006-04-29 09:52 pm UTC (link)
	I always felt different because I didn't have "beef curtains" peeking out. Curtains = bad is news to me. (Reply to this)

	moonjaguar 2006-04-29 10:52 pm UTC (link)
	First people think pubes are nasty and must be removed or you're a hairy freak. Now anyone who doesn't have tiny symmetrical inner lips are freaks and must get that trimmed? I wonder what the Pudenda Police logo looks like. (Reply to this)(Thread)

sorchar, 2006-04-29 11:35 pm UTC

freezer, 2006-04-30 12:51 am UTC

v_digitalwytch, 2006-04-30 01:07 am UTC

	gal_montag 2006-04-29 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	Don't any of these girls have a vag of their own to look at? Or boobs for that matter. Holy crap, could they really be 45 y/o plastic surgery mavens who don't know what a woman's body really looks like anymore? (Reply to this)

	sorchar 2006-04-29 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, she's that Myspace chick. I saw her on...The Daily Show? I think it was. (Reply to this)

	freezer 2006-04-30 01:19 am UTC (link)
	I tried reading the whole thing. Saw I was on page 2... of 7. Seven pages on a singing porn star. I gave up and went to fix a rum and Coke. (Black Cherry Vanilla Coke is surprisingly yummy with the right amount of rum, BTW.) (Reply to this)(Thread)

elemcee, 2006-04-30 10:34 am UTC

queencallipygos
2006-05-01 08:40 pm UTC (link)

Okay: Attention, everyone over on "ohnotheydidn't".

"Labia" refers to the outer lips of the vulva.
"Vagina" refers to the tunnel that leads between the cervix and the outside world.
"Vulva" refers to the whole toybox itself.

So, no, most people don't have "vagina", "gina", or "va-jay-jay" lips hanging down because the vagina isn't even what you're talking about, you dicksmacks. However, many women do have large labia, and some guys find that hot -- and, some women have found that having good-sized "beef curtains" wiggling around during sex helps them get off easier.

Your Body: Get To Know It.

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