I can't believe I'm the first to report this...
customers_suck!wank not relating to racism, childfree, or fat people. Hail Xenu!
thebeergod posts his rant.
It is a very ranty rant:

"This entry is going to be very blunt and probably should not be read by anyone if you are easily offended. Please be aware of this before reading. You have been warned.
No, I am very serious. If you get offended or even think you could be offended for reading this then please dont. Im really not a bad guy even though it seems like it.



Today, I had an inarticulate cunt come to my desk today and give me lip about how she didnt order the washcloths from me but another associate told her she had to come here and drop them off. She then told me that she has already been refunded for the washclothes. Okay, first of all slut, does it make sense to return something and get a refund for the merchandise and then have an associate give it right back to you and trusts you to take it where its supposed to go? The answer is fucking NO. Secondly, dont you ever walk up to my desk and tell me that I need to shut the fuck up and listen to you. I know how to do my job. Which means listen to whatever the fuck I tell you. Anyway, after I listened to everything she said I basically figured out that it was ordered through me and she wasnt refunded earlier. So, me being the nice customer service friendly son of a fucking fat ass dyke bitch that I am...I went ahead and took care of the tramp.

Now...

To the fucking celulite carrying, eye patch wearing, no fucking manners type of people who like to flop their credit card on the counter instead of handing it to me like I do you.....i really want to gouge out that lifeless eye that is under your tacky eye patch of yours and fuck the shit out of your eye socket. While, I am acting like a fucking jack rabbit with your head, I will have your 5 year old son take a picture of me busting a nut all over your mothers face. Then, I will send the picture to your ugly ass dead grandmother in hell

To the type of disfigured dogface cocksuckers who walk up to my fucking desk everyday and just stand there without saying a word, I would like to give you a little advice....go fuck your father you defective, dim witted, underachieving bird fuckers. Oh, and to those who walk right up to my desk and walk right fucking past my big headed ass, and then decides to wait in line where I cant see you (there is a pillar like cabinet that blocks a certain portion of my desk), I really dont understand why you do that. Dude, Im right fucking there! I swear I will ignore your ugly ass everytime you do that.

To the ONE person that came up to me today and asked how much it would cost to get some pictures taken....are you serious? Does the great big glass CATALOG sign not give you a clue? I mean, does it matter that EIGHT huge ass pictures on our wall that is advertising the catalog and internet? Isn't it kind of weird that, for a portrait studio, to have no cameras around whatsoever. Or, what about the racks and racks of little catalog books that we have on both sides of our desk? What about that? Oh, you just realized that we arent the portrait studio? Good for you. Now, let me tell you what you can do with that bit of information. Fuck off! Why dont you try fucking reading with your little dwarfish, pigmy puff eyes you stupid tea bagging whore.

To the mother fucker who looked like one of those weird ass monkey's from Madagascar. The kind that if you saw one in the States you would freak the fuck out because you have never seen such a weird looking animal ....wear deodorant and please dont give me a hard time when I ask for your ID card. If you want me to release secure information to you regarding your credit then have some fucking common sense to bring a photo ID.

To my peice of shit boss who writes like a fucking three year old colors...fuck you pussy. Im tired of trying to read your writing. Grow the fuck up and become a man and write edible you fucking pussywhipped slut.

And to my friend that is a fucking fag...I love you.


Last but not least...to all my fellow associates all over the country who know exactly what I am talking about...I love you guys too."

lubedpumpkin asks, "Why do you work with people?" susano_otter explains that he's venting. sundressing says, "Venting is one thing. Ignorance is another." chaeri explains that he did say that his rant could be offensive. sundressing says s/h/it doesn't consider themself to be easily offended, this was just over the top. haplily agrees with her. thebeergod apologizes to haplily, but not to sundressing. There's a lot more. That is just one thread. There's three pages of this. sundressing attacks pretty much everyone who doesn't think thebeergod's rant is disgusting, which causes susano_otter to bait s/h/it. s/h/it is not amused.

Highlights:

plasmic_mouth: "dare I say that this really charmed me, this post? I thought it was very eloquent, and that he made good use of the crude things he said. also, edible and legible are the greatest things to mix up. ever.

oh, sundressing. no one likes you. we're all amused by thebeergod. it's a good thing lj is one big popularity contest, though it probably isn't in your favour."

iankeith: "Decaf, pal, decaf. XD"

aikiariyen: "I understand you're venting, and annoyed, and this is what this community is for - but I do find your language inappropriate, disclaimer or no. The situations described are things that we all deal with day after day too, but manage to use epithets that do not reference rape, incest, or murder. These are things that are not appropriate to use. So be prepared for people to get up you for your language. Nobody is likely to get up you for the context of the post, just the language. Remember - there are kids that read this too." Thank you, Helen. Anyone else want us to think of the cheeldrun?

haplily: ""Nah, revolting would be if he actually did any of the horrible things he described"

Joseph Goebels claimed he never killed a Jew. But he was a mastermind of the Holocaust. I think this post was awful, but I think he has a right to say it. But I think it can lead to dangerous places--especially when this post has such a violent frame for looking at "us" and "them."" Yay! Godwin's Law!

Sundressing shut up after the first page, but that doesn't mean it wasn't fun while it lasted.