Yes. I need a hobby.
But it's exam time. I have nothing better to do that scurry around customers_suck collecting wank.

Like this pretty, where tortilla_factory admits that, when the english_majors and grammar_nazis collide, she'll side with the Nazis, since she's half-German, and veli wants to know what's so funny about genocide and how she's sick of being blamed for her grandfather's generation.

I was counting more on grammar_wank, since the OP was a rant on people saying "I'm doing good" when they mean "I'm doing well", and there is indeed a bit of angsting over that, but the paranoid German was way more interesting.