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kalindi ([info]kalindi) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2006-05-06 18:02:00


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You don't know God like I do!!
Copied a mouse on Wank Report:

This is some grade A religious wank right here. About yaoi, so break out the "But what are your thoughts on yaoi?"

Nolavon posts a pic of two guys laying together. It's a decent enough picture and there's nothing NSFW about it. Yet nolavon seems to think s/h/it will be flamed for this.

Realm of the Shadows gets Old Testament on Nolavon with choice quotes like:

"I have learned quite a bit over the past few months as to the psycology of this sort of thing, and i am now undisputedly certain that the yaoi plague can never yield works that convey a warmth of the heart, because it is something that yaoi cannot imitate, being the defiance against the original love by the hands of darkness."



Yes, Realm here is a master of 'psycology' and yes, they spell it wrong each time. People point out that yaoi =/= not warm but Realm fires back with such amazing arguments as:

"closed mindedness is where i shall find my true Gestalt, and success.

to be open minded and go the way the wind blows is a sign of weakness and lack of individuality.
my power, is God bestowed and God fueled, and His conveyance of pure warmth through my art is what will be the undoing of yaoi, God hates it without question, and my art stirs hatred in yaoi fans already,
psycologically, the truth offends those who defy it, therefore i am correct, all because of the defiance against my chosen path. and they set themselves up for such a magnificent fall knowingly too."


Despite all this, Realm says s/h/it is not a homophobic person because:

"actually, it's quite the opposite,
i fear nothing,
i challenge it, i oppose it, and i SURPASS it with the power of my God driven art, and in this, failure does not exist for me."




Realm's art is fueled on GOD JUICE! I love how being close-minded is something God should be proud of or something.

Fear! For Realm shall smite all fans of yaoi with s/h/it's mighty God given powers!"



{I was waiting for "I have gay friends", but I was sadly dissappointed. Then again, I just started reading this wank}



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iwanttobeasleep
2006-05-07 12:41 am UTC (link)
Yaoi is the best plague EVER!

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[info]ianthefira
2006-05-07 12:49 am UTC (link)
She/He/It's name seems familiar. They've caused wank before, haven't they?

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apropros of nothing
[info]gun
2006-05-07 12:55 am UTC (link)
"Hands of darkness" is the best description I've ever heard for yaoi.

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Re: apropros of nothing - [info]bakashinobi, 2006-05-08 12:05 pm UTC

[info]xero_sky
2006-05-07 12:56 am UTC (link)
my power, is God bestowed and God fueled, and His conveyance of pure warmth through my art is what will be the undoing of yaoi, God hates it without question, and my art stirs hatred in yaoi fans already

God Hates Yaoi?

Does Fred Phelps know about this?

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[info]azawakh
2006-05-07 01:07 am UTC (link)
Damn, look at this wholesome masterpiece.

Off to join Westboro Baptist!

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[info]hallidae
2006-05-07 01:16 am UTC (link)
It's Fred Phelps logic with Jehovah Witness fake politeness smothered on top. I can just hear it being said in a perfectly serious deadpan voice, and the owner of said voice has glazed over eyes and a slightly vacant expression. And they're carrying a picket sign saying "My art will be the undoing of yaoi."

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[info]enoh
2006-05-07 01:24 am UTC (link)
Yet nolavon seems to think s/h/it will be flamed for this.

Little bit of background information. She took down all her BL works/stopped looking at BL because she felt that it was taking over her life too much. There may or may not have been religious reasons involved, I wasn't quiet clear on that point.

But Realm of the shadows... That person had far too much god juice for breakfast.

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[info]adora_spintriae
2006-05-07 01:37 am UTC (link)
*had to write a report on this to prove my teachers wrong, all were shocked*

You hear that doubters? They were SHOCKED!

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pink_lightning
2006-05-07 01:39 am UTC (link)
Ah, yes. The general attitude of, "I have nothing against fags as long as they don't hit on me." ^_^ Bless.

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[info]yattara
2006-05-07 01:41 am UTC (link)
psycologically, the truth offends those who defy it, therefore i am correct, all because of the defiance against my chosen path. and they set themselves up for such a magnificent fall knowingly too.

I do not think this means what you think it means.

So if I get offended when I'm called gay (which I'm not), then it must be the truth, because I'm offended?

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[info]utahraptor
2006-05-07 01:49 am UTC (link)
because it is something that yaoi cannot imitate, being the defiance against the original love by the hands of darkness

Yaoi: the defiance against the original love by the hands of darkness. Icon?

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[info]shaggydogstail
2006-05-07 01:52 am UTC (link)
the truth offends those who defy it, therefore i am correct, all because of the defiance against my chosen path.

Huh? So Realm's logic is 'if people are offended by what I say, it must be true?'

This is all kinds of crazy, but I can't help but think that this is what the majority of batshit 'OMG soo controversial' wankers truly believe about themselves.

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[info]delarina
2006-05-07 01:52 am UTC (link)
I don't know what the big deal is - I mean, sure, that chick's really flat-chested, but come on. So were the girls from Hanson, and look how many fans they had!

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[info]erototoxin
2006-05-07 01:53 am UTC (link)
I have learned quite a bit over the past few months as to the psycology of this sort of thing

Kinda like Tom Cruise and his vast knowledge of the history of psychiatry?

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[info]seiberwing
2006-05-07 01:55 am UTC (link)
the approach to that is a key factor in whether it wil have any warm conveyance or not,
the hetero anime form, as far as i can see(which is 14 years and still nothing has challenged this) guarantees success, and the other, well, a path opposite to prosperity has to be oblivion, right? *had to write a report on this to prove my teachers wrong, all were shocked*
gah i need sleep


She's obviously never seen the profits from yaoi manga and other such things.

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(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2006-05-08 02:44 pm UTC

[info]freezer
2006-05-07 02:01 am UTC (link)
"actually, it's quite the opposite,
i fear nothing,
i challenge it, i oppose it, and i SURPASS it with the power of my God driven art, and in this, failure does not exist for me."


The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not crave the penis.
He maketh me not to lie down in men's beds: he leadeth me beside the straight and hetero.
He restoreth my DevArt: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for denouncing Teh Ghey
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of boy/boy love, I will fear no homo: for my sockpuppets thou art with me; their rod and their staff shall never comfort me.
Thou preparest a comment box before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with batshit; my yiddish cup runneth over.
Surely goodness and hetero sex whilst thinking of England shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the Not!Homophobia for ever.

Amen.

I'm so going to Hell for that one...

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[info]mcity
2006-05-07 02:27 am UTC (link)
"I have learned quite a bit over the past few months as to the psycology of this sort of thing, and i am now undisputedly certain that the yaoi plague can never yield works that convey a warmth of the heart, because it is something that yaoi cannot imitate, being the defiance against the original love by the hands of darkness."
1. This icon just keeps coming in handy.
2. what

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[info]mathilde
2006-05-07 02:50 am UTC (link)
That's a really pretty picture. Usually DA stuff is kinda crap, but that's an exception.
It must suck to not be able to see beauty because you're blindered by dogma.

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[info]april_hurst
2006-05-07 04:06 am UTC (link)
But how does she feel about Bible yaoi?

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[info]pokecheck
2006-05-07 05:22 am UTC (link)
Wee, somebody got the bad touch from The Hand of Darkness.

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iwanttobeasleep
2006-05-07 05:36 am UTC (link)
Question! Aren't we counting yaoi as a fandom now?

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[info]brown_betty
2006-05-07 06:36 am UTC (link)
If we could mix in some male light/female void, this wank would have everything.

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(Anonymous)
2006-05-07 07:56 am UTC (link)
Oh god, not HIM again. This is at least the third time I've seen him do this to some poor artist-- take over their comments page and use it as his personal soapbox to rant about how yaoi is BAD and WRONG and how God is wonderful blah blah blah fishsticks.

Reported the asshole for harrassment; now let's hope dA actually DOES something about it.

~Luna

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[info]omnicrom
2006-05-07 02:10 pm UTC (link)
http://img421.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tankcatwhat6cn.jpg

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[info]sarajayechan
2006-05-07 05:36 pm UTC (link)
Oh, that guy!

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