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sequinedlizard ([info]sequinedlizard) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2006-05-13 23:32:00


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Current mood:Interested
Current music:CSI

Breast feeding wank in customers_suck
Over in the community that's been bringing some wank recently, physidork posts about some breast feeding activists having some apparent issues with a onesie that can be found at local stores with bullseyes on them. The onesies feature the words "Formula 4 Success" with a picture of a bottle (sorry, can't find picture on company website... my Target-search fu is weak, apparently). The activists have been waging a hideous guerilla war on these heinous onesies, hiding them hither and yon throughout the bullseye in the hopes that employees will be fed up enough with cleaning up the mess that they convince corporate to pull the onesies. Physidork asks them to please to be stopping the mess making, as it's not really going to win over the employees.

A few people chime in that they agree with the sentiment, but agree the onesie hiders are being, perhaps, a bit over the top. There's a few snarky bits, but everything stays surprisingly civil until this comment from Lizziey starts the splooging.

Well, maybe if you employees stop just letting it go and start bitching about it, along with all of our emails, they will start to listen. I do not live near a target, but if i was, i would sit under those shirts and breastfeed all day. And no one could ask me to leave, ha.

And be happy everyone isn;t going with the idea of putting stickers over the barcods, and marker over the tag code. They are just moving teh stuff, not making it unsellable.


Physidork states that that would be treading the line of theft, and they're off. Highlights include:

Actually, if I were sitting there breastfeeding they could not ask me to leave. I have the right to breastfeed anywhere that I have the right to be, period.

Do you really think they care?



Hm. Somehow I doubt that war protesters were given a "bad rep" because they staged a sit in, even though it was illegal. Oh, wait. That is what made them protestors, huh?

Thread for those two quotes is here.

Personally, I don't really have a say in this (can't have kids, argument is moot for me... don't know how my friends were fed, didn't ever come up in conversation). But oy... honestly... since when does treading on the employees EVER matter to corporate?

My first report.. hopefully it's not terribly sucktastic.




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[info]hallidae
2006-05-14 04:02 am UTC (link)
Does it make me a traitor to my gender that I find this wank a bit nauseating?

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[info]altoidsaddict
2006-05-14 04:06 am UTC (link)
My eyes kinda glazed over halfway through the wank itself, but I think I can provide a succinct summary:

Physidork: MY ISSUE IS ALSO YOUR ISSUE. BECAUSE I SAID SO. WHAT I CARE ABOUT SHOULD BE ADVOCATED BY EVERY SINGLE PERSON, BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT IT.
Everyone else: But if you sit on private property, can't they arrest you for loitering like they do with other protests?
Physidork: No, because boobies make it special. The law says so.
Everyone else: What laws?
Physidork: IT JUST IS, OK? AND I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO BACK UP WHAT I SAY, BECAUSE MY LAPTOP IS NEW, BUT IT TOTALLY IS, JUST TRUST ME.

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[info]kittikattie
2006-05-14 04:06 am UTC (link)
We're wanking all over stupid_free too. I'm in the thick of it, fapping away.

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[info]lovelypoet
2006-05-14 04:07 am UTC (link)
One has to wonder how they'd react to the "Dingo Snack" and "For Sale by owner" baby gear at glarkwear.

Seriously, there are much bigger issues in child rearing than snarky onesies. Geez.

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[info]greenglass
2006-05-14 04:08 am UTC (link)
I do not live near a target, but if i was, i would sit under those shirts and breastfeed all day. And no one could ask me to leave, ha.

As customer, I could ask her to leave. She doesn't have to do it, but I'd ask anyone anything, especially if they have that much time on their hands.

Actually, she couldn't do that ALL day. Her boobs would run dry or her baby would overfill or something.

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[info]breecita
2006-05-14 04:15 am UTC (link)
Awww, I totally just got sucked into that one. I should have known it'd show up here the minute I replied. :p

BUT OMG! "They ignored our thousands of letters, but THEY CAN'T IGNORE THIS!" It makes me cross my eyes in confusion. It's WAY easier to ignore the misery of the wage worker than it is to ignore thousands of letters. Those at least they have to throw away. It's a well known fact that the managers of major retail stores feed on the misery of their workers like vampires of the soul.

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[info]puipui
2006-05-14 04:18 am UTC (link)
Somehow I doubt that war protesters were given a "bad rep" because they staged a sit in, even though it was illegal.

She's not seriously comparing herself to a war protester, is she? I mean, seriously?

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(no subject) - [info]freezer, 2006-05-14 05:10 am UTC
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[info]adinaj69
2006-05-14 04:24 am UTC (link)
You take 25% cocaine and 75% infant formula and sell it as pure cocaine.

...wtf?

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rachelthedemon
2006-05-14 04:30 am UTC (link)
I have the sudden urge to chain Lizziey up and feed her strychnine. Through a baby bottle.

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[info]xero_sky
2006-05-14 04:33 am UTC (link)
It's like walking into target and seeing a onesie saying "Crackers are stupid" or something equally offensive. can you imagine if they had a shirt that said "I hate niggers"??

*headdesk*

No, you freaking moron, it really isn't anything like that at all.

Maybe if the shirt said "Breastfeeders are imbecilic internet drama queens", you'd have a case.

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(Anonymous)
2006-05-14 04:36 am UTC (link)
Oh, bloody hell...

I don't even have kids, but that lady makes me want to go buy one of those onesies just to spite her. It's one thing to be either a breastfeeder or bottlefeeder, but you don't have to be a total asshat about it. Or if I worked at Target, I'd try to sell it to everyone that walked by.

Geez, now I got all wanky about it. Sorry.

--Anon. Retail Drone

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[info]smo
2006-05-14 04:39 am UTC (link)
Or they could just, you know, not buy them.

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[info]frequentmouse
2006-05-14 04:44 am UTC (link)
There is the fact that Target Corporate, with stuff like banning Salvation Army bellringers, has a history of being amazingly tone-deaf when it comes to public relations.

Even though I'm on the side of breastfeeding, I know that screwing with the employees isn't going to do anything. Marketing idiots are beyond human influence; sucking it up and going elsewhere is about the only thing you can do.

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[info]jaina
2006-05-14 05:06 am UTC (link)
I'm curious, are there *any* sane parenting communities on lj? Because every single one I've ever come across seems to be a collection of batshit insane people whose children I deeply pity.

(If ever I have kids, I'm staying the fuck off of lj about it.)

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[info]gal_montag
2006-05-14 05:27 am UTC (link)
Well, maybe if you employees stop just letting it go and start bitching about it

Maybe we don't give a shit, did you think of that you stupid twat?

I don't work sales floor, thankfully. But jeeze, stupid stupid stupuid.

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[info]freezer
2006-05-14 05:53 am UTC (link)
Yeah, I saw Sayonara Snot's original post. It was at six or seven when I last checked in on Stupid Free. Didn't know it had exploded into Meta-Stupid like that until I saw it here. (Good thing I was a member of stupid_free before I was a Journal Fen member, my post there would get me into real trouble here.)

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[info]quinctia
2006-05-14 05:53 am UTC (link)
If I ever have kids I have every intention to breastfeed, think it's best, whatever.

That onesy is adorable.

The batshit is scary.

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(no subject) - [info]sequinedlizard, 2006-05-14 05:58 am UTC

vomitymcpuke
2006-05-14 05:55 am UTC (link)
Lizziey's kid is probably 6.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-05-15 02:29 am UTC
I got nothing here...
[info]darkrose
2006-05-14 06:08 am UTC (link)
breastfed baby poop really doesn't actually. We were just discussing that....
It smells like "buttered popcorn" and "fresh bread" according to my BFing moms I know...


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Ew. - [info]hyaenid, 2006-05-14 06:13 am UTC
Re: I got nothing here... - [info]hallidae, 2006-05-14 06:13 am UTC
Re: I got nothing here... - [info]kittikattie, 2006-05-14 07:05 am UTC
Re: I got nothing here... - [info]sorchar, 2006-05-14 07:13 am UTC
Re: I got nothing here... - [info]indis_earfalas, 2006-05-14 08:13 am UTC
Re: I got nothing here... - [info]puipui, 2006-05-14 08:57 am UTC
Re: I got nothing here... - [info]mathilde, 2006-05-14 12:28 pm UTC
Re: I got nothing here... - [info]stinksap, 2006-05-14 01:03 pm UTC
Re: I got nothing here... - (Anonymous), 2006-05-14 07:50 pm UTC
Re: I got nothing here... - [info]marciamarcia, 2006-05-15 09:07 pm UTC
Re: I got nothing here... - [info]azawakh, 2006-05-14 02:52 pm UTC
Re: I got nothing here... - [info]mookie, 2006-05-15 11:21 am UTC
Re: I got nothing here... - [info]azawakh, 2006-05-15 04:22 pm UTC
Re: I got nothing here... - (Anonymous), 2006-05-14 02:52 pm UTC
Re: I got nothing here... - [info]ladybirdsleeps, 2006-05-14 06:54 pm UTC
Re: I got nothing here... - [info]plazmah, 2006-05-15 02:00 am UTC
Re: I got nothing here... - [info]oxydosic, 2006-05-15 11:21 pm UTC

[info]visp
2006-05-14 06:08 am UTC (link)
Jesus! Yes, breastfeeding is good for your child. No, the fact that you feel obsolete now that your time is consumed by a child does not give you the excuse to be rabid about it.

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[info]yosei
2006-05-14 06:28 am UTC (link)
I made a post in a comm about how breast feeding on a bus = not cool... and then got about 50 comments of people going "D: YES IT IS!!"

I was kinda surprised, actually.

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(Anonymous)
2006-05-14 06:58 am UTC (link)
Its also being snarked, and argued over in stupid_free. In two seprate posts. Only one seems to be snarking on the other overit. :P

http://community.livejournal.com/stupid_free

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(no subject) - [info]mathilde, 2006-05-14 12:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-05-15 11:56 pm UTC
*is starting to lose the plot*
[info]aerobot
2006-05-14 07:07 am UTC (link)
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE!?!

Shit, they're acting like there's some giant corporate anti-boob brainwashing program out there, spreading evil forumla products to luring in innocent young mothers.

Seriously, the only thing to make these people more crazy is to give them guns.

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Re: *is starting to lose the plot* - [info]vigilanterodent, 2006-05-14 04:07 pm UTC
Re: *is starting to lose the plot* - [info]aerobot, 2006-05-15 03:24 am UTC
Re: *is starting to lose the plot* - [info]vigilanterodent, 2006-05-15 05:17 am UTC
Re: *is starting to lose the plot* - [info]frequentmouse, 2006-05-14 04:48 pm UTC
Re: *is starting to lose the plot* - (Anonymous), 2006-05-14 08:45 pm UTC
Re: *is starting to lose the plot* - [info]aerobot, 2006-05-15 03:22 am UTC
Re: *is starting to lose the plot* - [info]xero_sky, 2006-05-15 07:45 am UTC
Re: *is starting to lose the plot* - [info]funwithrage, 2006-05-15 03:00 pm UTC

[info]sorchar
2006-05-14 07:13 am UTC (link)
Boob nazis piss me the fuck off.

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(no subject) - [info]symbeline, 2006-05-14 03:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-05-15 05:27 pm UTC
For what it's worth.. - (Anonymous), 2006-05-20 04:15 pm UTC
Re: For what it's worth.. - [info]sorchar, 2006-05-22 02:41 am UTC

[info]fourth_impact
2006-05-14 07:45 am UTC (link)
Hokay, I don't wanna sound like your stereotypical batshit CFer but...

Should people THAT immature be allowed to breed? I can only hope that the acorns fall VERY far away from the tree!

This wank makes me think...maybe breastfeeding doesn't do SHIT for intelligence after all.

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(no subject) - [info]kittikattie, 2006-05-14 07:49 am UTC
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