UFO wank!
A UFO Guy threatens to leave the fandom burn his research because the media, in the form of two guys he never met who made a silly movie not directed at him, doesn't take him seeeeeeeeeeeeeriously.

Even the True Believers think he's being a great big drama queen. Most of them, anyway.

Naturally, like any good BNF scientist, he listened to the pleas of the fangirls masses, spared his fics research, and went back to appearing on Public Television. (Third topic down)