Britney Spears almost dropped her infant son today. Because near accidents like these don't ever occur in real life, ONTD hears about it and the community explodes.

Fun is had by all, especially since it gets posted twice!

Just a few bits include:

Every mom does it at least once!, which contains a bonus subthread that has traditional wanksta emmacate involved.

Comm MEMBER: Dude, is there *anything* else going on the world outside of Britney?
MOD: OMG HOW DARE YOU VOICE YOUR OPINION.

"@^#$@%#@ It would happen to you, too, if you @#^@#% left a hotel with all that @#%@#!% paparazzi around." "Then why not use two hands to carry the kid?"

Haven't you ever dropped a baby before? It's common!

Why the heck does she always carry her baby around?

Good mothers don't drop their kids.

The sidewalk is out to get me, ya'll!

And these are only from the first five or so pages. Two different posts, with an increasing total of 14 pages at the time of this posting, and teh funneh overreaction keeps going.


Edit: Awww, second post was baaaaahleeted. But you still have 12 pages of wanky fun left on the original post. :-)