Too blind to see stupidity
Thanks to an anonymouse on wank_report for this!

Everyone remember Lizziey? Recent troll, tried to say that copying anything she says on the intraweb is a violation of copyright law?

Please be careful, the pictures in some of the following links are NSFW.

She's at it again. Someone posts a secret (#48) on ljusersecret saying that Lizziey let her 3 year old son get outside, and so she has no right to reprimand someone else. Lizziey shows up and defends herself, because she is legally blind, and can't watch her son. Oh, and she was sleeping. Parenting 101 doesn't cover this, obviously.

And we're off!

An anonymouse tells her to STFU and watch her kid, or put up a gate.

Lizziey says that the mouse's child is slow, because her precious child can pull down any gate.

Lizziey claims to have 20/80 vision with glasses, making her legally blind.

Quickly turns into shit flinging on all sides.

Also on parent_drama.

Really, it's just beautiful, what's up here is nothing. The whole thing is just one big WTF followed by laughter and extreme disgust.

ETA: Lizziey was apparently arrested for what happened with her kid, and spoolges all over her LJ about it.

ETA 2: Deleted! But saved here:

On to what's been happening...

Yeah, I said arrested. Start from the beginning shall we? *sigh*

Sweetly dreaming, thinking everything was right with the world. Little did I know my toddler was wandering the streets, with the dog, and he was wearing only a shirt, diaper, and sneakers. Yeah. You read that right. So, either cops saw him, or were called, not sure which...And they picked them up. Shadow bit the guy who went after Seth, I will proudly say. Damn right i am proud of her. A fucking strange man tried to grab her owner, who she is busy protecting, she better fucking attack him. Damn right. That is what we *got* her for. To protect the kids. :) So they take them to the vet, because genius me made sure I attached the tag stating she has a microchip. :) I hated the idea of putting that fucker in her, but at least it has redeemed itself. They tracked them to me. But left Shadow at the vets. damnit. :(

So...*cue banging* WTF?!?!?! *wakes up* ::bang bang bang:: *grabs blanket around self*

Ok, so from the sound i knew the front door was open. definately A. Bad. Sign. The banging was on the glass door, so I knew Seth was out. :(

"Do you have a little boy?"
"Yes?"
"Do you know where he is?"
"No." Okay, I know this was a bad answer, especially the "doesn't really matter" way in which i said it. Sue me.
"Well, we have him."
"Can I have him back...?"
"We need to come in." Damn. The house was a HUGE mess due to me not cleaning up the night before. Yes, very bad time for them to come in, but did I *really* have a choice? No.

So, they hand Seth over. They (all 5 billion of them...) come trouping in my house. Regular cops, MP's, a firefighter or two, and an FBI agent (WTF!?!?!?). He's actually the main one I had to deal with. Crap. So, I get drilled as to how he could get out of the house, why the house looked like a hurricane went through (to which I quipped, yeah, Hurricane Seth...)(that was *so* not received well, >.<), and why there was so little food in the house (unexpected money issue). Yes, all Very. Bad. Things. So, I got charged with endangering the welfare of a child. And they took pictures. :( They wanted me to do down with them to their office, but I needed someone to watch the boys. So, I called my friend from church, hysterical, in tears, and asked her to come over. This was a pretty non-chalant arrest, as they left while i was waiting for Heather, to get the paperwork started. I guess the whole military thing made things a bit easier...:-\

So, she shows up, and I call them to come get me. I have nursed Topher, almost completetly cleaned the house, which to be fair was half clean...it was only the living room and kitchen taht were messy! They arrive, and I go with them. I am stuck being questioned *again* for my statement, which i was not allowed to write. The fucking FBI Guy was writing it from my point of view (using I, me, my, and such), but he write like a first grader who knows a few big words! And everytime he made a HUGE grammatical error, i HAD to correct him. So it made me come off like shit. When that was done (to be nice, he *did* buy me a soda...), I was mug-shoted, and fingerprinted. Then MP's were called to return me home. On the way there i was *not* handcuffed. On the way home, i was. WTeverlastingF?!?!?!?!? Come on now. So, not only was I handcuffed by a bitch younger than me (and a lower rank than my husband, hah!), but she did it so tightly that I have a bruise on my left wrist...the hand she cut circulation off in. Oh, and I had been informed that CPS would be here the next day. Fine.

I get home, and wonderfully, Heather has cleaned my living room. I love her. I really do. I nursed Topher, as I was about to pop, and he was happy again. Heather, the dear...oi. She, well...tried to placate him...with watered down cows milk. >.< She put it in his Adiri bottle, and he takes a drip, pushes the bottle away from him, and looks at her like, "WTF is WRONG with you, lady? are you NUTS???" and refused anything from her hand afterwards, including his favorite carrots. He was quite wary of her. heh. So, he gets his boob, and Seth gets a billion hugs. He knows he isn't allowed out without me, but I couldn't yell at him, because when they handed him over to me, his little face was registering pure fear. I figured he'd been punished enough. He was grabbed by strange people, had his best friend ripped from him, and just, ugh. He was frigtened. But did he learn his lesson? Nope. he snuck out a few hours later. damnit. This was all Wednesday.


So, Thursday morning, and I did *not* sleep. I couldn't. I was too scared he would sneak out again. So, I look up, and see a maintenance man at the door, here to put in the door chains. Yay. I let him in to door that. he does it, we chatted while he was working, and he left. An hour or so later, the CPS worker arrives with the same FBI guy. She is grilling me about the house. She managed to find a single speck of dust and bitch her ass off about it. OMGSTFU. No, I did *not* pull out the frdge and clean behind it. Why the fuck would I? Do *you*? Didn't think so. Heh. So, she apparently proved she knows nothing about child development, or breastfeeding (i am of course, starving Topher, because he gets solids once, maybe twice a week tops.). She feel she is underweight, and compared his to a growth chart I had lying around (Seth's immunization record), and when I pointed out that she was using the wrong one, she got all huffy and refused to listen, simply telling me he was malnourished. WTF, bitch, I will WHOOP YOUR ASS, and not care. Do NOT presume to tell me I am starving my wonderfully thriving, advanced, and beautiful child. You are begging for a masked person to whoop your ass after hours. And that would be me, oh yeah.
So, really, STFU. you don't know shit, bitch. Oh, and Seth is apparently slow according to her. OMG, what??? NOBODY who knows him in Chris's company that is still here, or the wives I know can believe this one. Ok, he is a couple months behind on speech. yeah...possibly caused by that deafness thing he has going on in one ear...? Speech therapy. Right. Good luck with that. He is not even three, I can't get him to stand still for a couple minutes, good luck with that. have fun. He knows his numbers to 18 now, and can recognize all his letters on sight. Even has a favorite letter. (W) and will get all giddy when he sees it around. So really, wtf is going on in your head. why are you searching ofr a reason to charge me with neglect on top of everything else? i will hurt you. (can you tell I don't like her??)

So, she leaves, and I get the boys ready to get into a cab. called my favorite cab driver (wher i can leave the kids in her vehicle while i run inside). I go, pick up shadow, and head right on home with our beloved puppy. She got spoiled with a bog bowl on fresh cold water, and a couple puppy treats. (spoiled for protecting Seth to the best of her ability). Seth had been crying the last night without her, and when she got home he was all smiles again. So cool. :)


So, she rerurns friday afteroon. early afternoon. She inspects again, and sits and talks with me about my past, gets release forms for people she needs to talk to (Seth's Ped in brooklyn, group homedirector, etc). And have me sign stuff for early intervention for seth, which is stupid, but whatever. :-/ But...

Then the good stuff began. I got to see my husband, through a tele-video conference (TVC). Like, see-see him. In real time. Ok, well, a few seconds delay, but who cares? heh. Oh, my, did I love seeing him. It was only for 15 minutes, and half was spent telling Seth to stop touching stuff, but my eyes never left that screen. he looked so great sitting there. I miss him. :-( And when we had to leave, and he got up, he picked up his weapon and slung it across him, and, wow. He had gotten his weapon before he left, I even have pictures of him with it, one of him holding it and Topher! But seeing him there, with his, in uniform, something just made me realize all the more where he is, and why he is there. And made me miss him all the more. And it seems, with everything that is going on, most everyne seems shocked they have not let him come home to help me sort this out. So, *gr*. Just knowing that he *could* be home makes me sad.

Then the bad, I haven't talked to him *since*. About 44 hours ago was the last time. We never go this long without contact, and I am hating it. completely hating it. I want to hear his voice, hear him laugh, something. And I can't, because he hasn't called me. :(

Well, I guess that is really it. Other than that nothing has been going on. haha.