The picture located at http://pics.livejournal.com/hardvice/pic/000ge6f9/ is a work of postmodern art—a deliberately blasé juxtaposition of the grand tradition of the nude with pop culture kitsch, thereby implicitly rejecting any inherent value hierarchy as between venerated traditions and the mundane, and thus abandoning the hegemonic narrative of an "art tradition" and deconstructing the artificial line we collectively and arbitrarily employ to separate art from non-art, duh.

Oh, bitch please. It's a topless chic. Okay? The art is even that fantastic. Don't hand me this artistic bullshit. They're asking you to change it from something other than default. Since you're using *their* site, STFU and deal.