Common Decency Means the Terrorists Win!
From clairvoyantwank:

michichael posts a rant in customers_suck detailing how much of a sucky customer he is in two incidents: one in which he takes it upon himself to police the local Wal-Mart, and another in which he throws a hamburger in an immigrant worker's face.

Of course, he doesn't think he's a sucky customer.

Cue the wank: diatribes against illegal immigrants, Hispanics, and people who aren't bilingual; accuastions of racism and creepiness;the observation that Canadian isn't a race; and one very interesting reply from the OP:

I'm not your typical American pussy. To use a popular referance, you, by the looks of your comment, would be the type of person to let your plane hit the world trade center or pentagon. I on the other hand would have been a passanger that would rather die with the other passangers in a field than our countries white house, and would have taken action.

Best comment so far:

Secondly, you seem to be under the impression that Americans DON'T travel to other countries with rudimentary or a complete lack of knowledge of the primary language of the land. There's a reason the citizens foreign cities with high American tourist traffic are usually bilingual: Americans are assholes who expect everyone else to speak the language they do. [...] So, that stupid, dirty Hispanic guy at the fast food joint who doesn't speak any English? He couldn't be acting more American is he swaddled himself in an American flag and called himself Yankee Doodle.

And that's just the first page.

ETA: Bahleetion of comments has commenced! (The top comment, along with at least one other thread, was deleted by the michichael; explanation is further down in the thread.) Luckily, there are screencaps courtesy of anax. Whatever happened to not deleting negative comments?