Craigslist Missed Connections Stalker Drama! Local media picks it up!
From a mouse on wank_report, word for word:

Evxanadu is a lonely, horny fellow who is given a friendly wave by a young girl he deems "SHY GIRL" while out jogging.

He very quickly becomes obsessed and maybe a tad creepy.

He can't find the girl a fourth time and she hasn't contacted him yet. He makes fliers and posts them around the jogging path.

He posts three consecutive times to CraigsList Missed Connections.

Here, he hits a nerve, instantly earning the nickname of Scary McRaperape.

There are many, many wanky reaction posts, from the snide and brief to the philisophical and tl:dr. Some posts sort of defend him , even going so far as to quote existential writers.

Evxanadu waffles , regrets and backpedals a little.

Evidently it is a slow news day in Minneapolis, as the local Fox news franchise catches wind of the story over the weekend and runs a brief feature. Evxanadu is there with the transcript.

And here it is

Fox's segment on the Shy Girl flyers

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	vomitymcpuke 2006-05-31 04:17 pm UTC (link)
	Holy crap, it's like reading a serial killer's diary. Dude is freaking scary! (Reply to this)

	wolfshark 2006-05-31 04:18 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, that's just frightening! (Reply to this)

	anne_noonlight 2006-05-31 04:19 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe it's just me, but I like to date men who don't make me feel unclean just from the sheer radiation of creepy they give off. I can only imagine what he's like in real life if that's his Internet persona. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - antigone, 2006-05-31 08:04 pm UTC

	frau_eva 2006-05-31 04:21 pm UTC (link)
	Walked around the lake about two and a half times WITH MY ROLL OF 3M SILVER DUCT TAPE This time, though I saw hundreds of women, I was only looking for one. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - tyraarane_, 2006-05-31 05:11 pm UTC

(no subject) - cleolinda, 2006-05-31 09:53 pm UTC

(no subject) - singe, 2006-05-31 11:31 pm UTC

(no subject) - cleolinda, 2006-06-01 02:38 am UTC

(no subject) - singe, 2006-06-01 11:46 am UTC

(no subject) - frau_eva, 2006-06-01 02:38 am UTC

(no subject) - singe, 2006-06-01 11:44 am UTC

(no subject) - frau_eva, 2006-06-01 02:37 am UTC

(no subject) - aerobot, 2006-06-01 01:11 am UTC

	yattara 2006-05-31 04:24 pm UTC (link)
	'No matter if you've already got someone in your life, I'll love you more!' And this is not creepy, how? (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - nutshellibrary, 2006-05-31 05:16 pm UTC

(no subject) - yattara, 2006-05-31 05:19 pm UTC

(no subject) - lindentreeisle, 2006-05-31 11:44 pm UTC

(no subject) - ari_o, 2006-06-03 01:35 am UTC

(no subject) - nutshellibrary, 2006-06-04 05:05 am UTC

ATTN: Nutshell Library! - ari_o, 2006-06-04 01:14 pm UTC

Re: ATTN: Nutshell Library! - nutshellibrary, 2006-06-08 05:51 am UTC

Re: ATTN: Nutshell Library! - ari_o, 2006-06-09 02:22 am UTC

	hallidae 2006-05-31 04:37 pm UTC (link)
	Eeeeeeeee... Okay, I don't give a shit if he's a state away from me, the idea of going out jogging just got a little creepier. Goddamn. (Reply to this)

	kadath 2006-05-31 04:38 pm UTC (link)
	I wonder if "Shy Girl" is now "Armed with Pepper Spray Girl." (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - aegflota, 2006-05-31 04:59 pm UTC

(no subject) - ilpalazzo, 2006-05-31 05:01 pm UTC

(no subject) - hallidae, 2006-05-31 05:05 pm UTC

(no subject) - smut_queen, 2006-05-31 05:20 pm UTC

(no subject) - miharu, 2006-05-31 05:31 pm UTC

(no subject) - puipui, 2006-05-31 05:41 pm UTC

(no subject) - smut_queen, 2006-05-31 05:50 pm UTC

(no subject) - rosehiptea, 2006-05-31 05:56 pm UTC

(no subject) - silrana, 2006-06-01 03:19 am UTC

(no subject) - chief, 2006-06-01 01:35 am UTC

	azawakh 2006-05-31 04:48 pm UTC (link)
	Most of the wanks that shoot through here make me laugh at least a little. This one is just lip-curling, viscera-tightening creepiness. (Reply to this)

	mindset 2006-05-31 04:54 pm UTC (link)
	If anyone thought the project was interesting, get in touch with me. That was the point, really. "It was only an experiment" FTL! (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - sorchar, 2006-05-31 06:27 pm UTC

(no subject) - iwanttobeasleep, 2006-05-31 08:51 pm UTC

(no subject) - marylake, 2006-05-31 09:09 pm UTC

(no subject) - iwanttobeasleep, 2006-05-31 09:14 pm UTC

(no subject) - marylake, 2006-05-31 09:29 pm UTC

(no subject) - cleolinda, 2006-05-31 09:55 pm UTC

(no subject) - chief, 2006-06-01 01:38 am UTC

(no subject) - plazmah, 2006-06-06 07:13 pm UTC

	starkers 2006-05-31 05:01 pm UTC (link)
	Well, that is just creepy as all hell. I can't believe people besides EvXanadu think that is even the tiniest bit romantic. Brr. Run away, Shy Girl! (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - senor_pinata, 2006-05-31 05:52 pm UTC

(no subject) - yattara, 2006-05-31 06:06 pm UTC

(no subject) - sorchar, 2006-05-31 06:28 pm UTC

(no subject) - cleolinda, 2006-05-31 09:58 pm UTC

(no subject) - lindentreeisle, 2006-05-31 11:46 pm UTC

(no subject) - chief, 2006-06-01 01:42 am UTC

(no subject) - prettypinkkitty, 2006-06-01 01:09 am UTC

(no subject) - antimatterspork, 2006-06-26 12:39 am UTC

(no subject) - mathilde, 2006-05-31 11:00 pm UTC

	marciamarcia 2006-05-31 05:01 pm UTC (link)
	Greeeeat. That's the neighborhood I'm moving to in 2 weeks. Mental notes: Don't jog around Lake Calhoun while wearing "nice colors." Bring taser on long walks. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - tiki, 2006-05-31 05:17 pm UTC

(no subject) - iwanttobeasleep, 2006-05-31 08:48 pm UTC

(no subject) - sorchar, 2006-05-31 06:29 pm UTC

(no subject) - chief, 2006-06-01 01:44 am UTC

(no subject) - lykomancer, 2006-06-01 03:36 am UTC

	aqua_blurr 2006-05-31 05:05 pm UTC (link)
	Holy shit. Do guys really think like that? Do men I know think like that and just don't tell me? Life is not a movie where she'll see her entire future in your eyes just because you felt something staring at her ass. FTW! I love whoever wrote that. Not in a stalker way. *shifty eyes* (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - khym_chanur, 2006-06-01 08:20 am UTC

	an_igor 2006-05-31 05:05 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, god. I'm from Minneapolis. Creepy motherfucker. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - singe, 2006-05-31 11:37 pm UTC

	distractogirl 2006-05-31 05:07 pm UTC (link)
	I'm so glad there is an ocean between him and me. *shudders* KER-EEPY! (Reply to this)

	ingrid 2006-05-31 05:09 pm UTC (link)
	(everybody knows I have flyered INSIDE THE BUSHES, right?) Doesn't that cramp your hiding space a little, Scary Dude? Oh, and the "yer mean to walk around outside because that makes me so horny" shit is so 400 years ago. Save your pennies and hire a professional if that'll calm you down enough to stop harassing sane people, moron. (Reply to this)

doomsday 2006-05-31 05:11 pm UTC (link)

Jesus Christ, I hope for the sake of my sanity that he was joking about all of that. Somehow I get the serious, actual-creepy-stalker vibe from him, though. *shudders* Also, yelling "Comon!" at a girl (as in "Comon let's do this!" <-wtf?) is probably the worst attempt at flirting ever. It trumps wolf whistles, heckling, and "Hey baby, your legs must be tired, because you were running through my dreams last night." Have any of those things ever worked for any guy in the history of the world? My guess is no, and yet they keep trying. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - frau_eva, 2006-05-31 06:20 pm UTC

(no subject) - sorchar, 2006-05-31 06:30 pm UTC

(no subject) - frau_eva, 2006-05-31 06:48 pm UTC

(no subject) - prettypinkkitty, 2006-05-31 08:06 pm UTC

(no subject) - freezer, 2006-05-31 08:51 pm UTC

(no subject) - prettypinkkitty, 2006-06-01 01:08 am UTC

(no subject) - khym_chanur, 2006-06-03 01:26 am UTC

(no subject) - chief, 2006-06-01 02:04 am UTC

(no subject) - enoh, 2006-06-01 11:49 am UTC

(no subject) - chief, 2006-06-01 03:58 pm UTC

(no subject) - ayezur, 2006-06-01 09:54 pm UTC

(no subject) - chief, 2006-06-01 10:32 pm UTC

(no subject) - ayezur, 2006-06-01 10:36 pm UTC

(no subject) - khym_chanur, 2006-06-03 01:30 am UTC

(no subject) - ciaan, 2006-06-01 07:02 pm UTC

(no subject) - chief, 2006-06-01 09:08 pm UTC

(no subject) - stopthatgirl7, 2006-06-02 09:22 am UTC

(no subject) - khym_chanur, 2006-06-03 01:34 am UTC

(no subject) - stopthatgirl7, 2006-06-03 03:22 am UTC

(no subject) - khym_chanur, 2006-06-03 03:36 am UTC

(no subject) - stopthatgirl7, 2006-06-03 03:44 am UTC

(no subject) - antimatterspork, 2006-06-26 12:45 am UTC

(no subject) - oh_envy, 2006-06-02 10:57 am UTC

(no subject) - khym_chanur, 2006-06-03 01:36 am UTC

(no subject) - oh_envy, 2006-06-03 10:18 am UTC

(no subject) - dracothelizard, 2006-05-31 07:16 pm UTC

(no subject) - doomsday, 2006-05-31 07:18 pm UTC

(no subject) - enoh, 2006-06-01 11:55 am UTC

(no subject) - eilisliana, 2006-06-06 01:53 am UTC

	meril 2006-05-31 05:16 pm UTC (link)
	Well, there's nothing on the KMSP website. I don't watch their news, so I didn't see the story. In any case, this guy is creepy, and gives me yet another reason to stay the hell out of Minneapolis. (Reply to this)

	smut_queen 2006-05-31 05:20 pm UTC (link)
	Uhhhhh. Please say it's a troll. Or a very unfunny joke. (Reply to this)

	pink_lightning 2006-05-31 05:20 pm UTC (link)
	"But that is a healthy sexual appetite." RUN, SHY GIRL! RUN LIKE THE WIND! O.o (Reply to this)

	pink_lightning 2006-05-31 05:23 pm UTC (link)
	He's been on the frigging local news!? O.o Why the hell don't the police have a warrant out for this guy?! (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - symbeline, 2006-05-31 07:44 pm UTC

(no subject) - pink_lightning, 2006-05-31 09:00 pm UTC

(no subject) - ayezur, 2006-05-31 10:25 pm UTC

(no subject) - visp, 2006-06-04 03:09 am UTC

(no subject) - eilisliana, 2006-06-06 01:51 am UTC

(no subject) - oar, 2006-05-31 11:02 pm UTC

frenzy 2006-05-31 05:32 pm UTC (link)

Between the crazy quasi-stalker vibe and the Twin Cities location, that could almost be the guy who was one of my best friends from high school, if not for the age difference. (37? Grow up, man.) At least, he was one of my best friends, until I got smart and stopped speaking to his self-absorbed ass. I love my state, but hell if Minnesotans aren't some of the biggest weirdos you'll ever meet, and I didn't even realize it until I moved to Atlanta. (Reply to this)(Thread)

Represent! - symbeline, 2006-05-31 07:48 pm UTC

Re: Represent! - stopthatgirl7, 2006-06-02 09:24 am UTC

	sepiamagpie 2006-05-31 05:33 pm UTC (link)
	O.O (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - judyhazeleyes, 2006-06-01 01:47 am UTC

	ecchaniz0r 2006-05-31 05:37 pm UTC (link)
	Dear XANADUMBASS: Use your fucking left hand like the rest of the world! Also, stay in your house. Ass. -e (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - shakeandbake, 2006-06-01 06:30 pm UTC

	miharu 2006-05-31 05:39 pm UTC (link)
	So am I the only one that feels the need for a bleach bath after reading all this? (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - anne_noonlight, 2006-05-31 06:01 pm UTC

(no subject) - miharu, 2006-05-31 06:27 pm UTC

(no subject) - sorchar, 2006-05-31 06:31 pm UTC

(no subject) - miharu, 2006-05-31 06:40 pm UTC

(no subject) - sorchar, 2006-05-31 06:31 pm UTC

(no subject) - onaga, 2006-05-31 08:53 pm UTC

(no subject) - miharu, 2006-05-31 10:05 pm UTC

(no subject) - singe, 2006-05-31 11:53 pm UTC

(no subject) - nekoneko, 2006-06-01 01:27 am UTC

(no subject) - singe, 2006-06-01 11:48 am UTC

(no subject) - jaseroque, 2006-06-01 08:30 am UTC

(no subject) - miharu, 2006-06-01 03:27 pm UTC

	billymasqets 2006-05-31 05:50 pm UTC (link)
	Wait a minute! A late thirties virgin, complete obsession caused by a single glance, meticulously recording his stalking, making it all public... Kurt Evans has returned! (ah, memories of Usenet; I wonder if this guy can keep it up for eight whole years as well...) (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - oar, 2006-05-31 11:04 pm UTC

(no subject) - billymasqets, 2006-06-01 05:59 am UTC

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