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kalindi ([info]kalindi) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2006-05-31 09:29:00
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Craigslist Missed Connections Stalker Drama! Local media picks it up!
From a mouse on [info]wank_report, word for word:

Evxanadu is a lonely, horny fellow who is given a friendly wave by a young girl he deems "SHY GIRL" while out jogging.

He very quickly becomes obsessed and maybe a tad creepy.

He can't find the girl a fourth time and she hasn't contacted him yet. He makes fliers and posts them around the jogging path.

He posts three consecutive times to CraigsList Missed Connections.

Here, he hits a nerve, instantly earning the nickname of Scary McRaperape.

There are many, many wanky reaction posts, from the snide and brief to the philisophical and tl:dr. Some posts sort of defend him , even going so far as to quote existential writers.

Evxanadu waffles , regrets and backpedals a little.

Evidently it is a slow news day in Minneapolis, as the local Fox news franchise catches wind of the story over the weekend and runs a brief feature. Evxanadu is there with the transcript.

And here it is

Fox's segment on the Shy Girl flyers
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[info]senor_pinata
2006-05-31 04:50 pm UTC (link)
Harmless my pasty white ass. This is the kind of creep-o that wouldn't PLAN to do anything bad but could be dangerous if the situation goes wrong.

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(no subject) - [info]frau_eva, 2006-05-31 05:26 pm UTC
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[info]issendai
2006-05-31 04:54 pm UTC (link)
He's 37, lives with his mother, has never been on a date, thinks that running screaming after a stranger and "posing" for her is an acceptable come-on, and tells her that he loves her more than her "husbands and boyfriends." He doesn't just have a red flag waving over him. He's preceded by an entire corps of drum majorettes waving double-ended red flags to the tune of a red-clad marching band from Stalkersdale High School, Stalker County, Stalkerania--

AND PEOPLE ARE DEFENDING HIM?

WTF?

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(no subject) - [info]tiki, 2006-05-31 05:03 pm UTC
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[info]becktionary
2006-05-31 05:36 pm UTC (link)
...When I first came to Minnesota, I was under the impression that they were the normal ones in the Midwest.

Makes me glad that I'm not spending the summer up in the Twin Cities after all. I'm back home in the land of Dahmer and Gein, and that's A-OK in comparison to living by this whackjob.

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[info]radiotrash
2006-05-31 05:38 pm UTC (link)
Methinks SHY GUY is now accompanied by AGGRESSIVE MACHO BOYFRIEND on her morning jogs.

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[info]ianthefira
2006-05-31 05:41 pm UTC (link)
astfgl. erk.

I'll have to add to the 'run, jogging girl, run fast and run hard!' comments.

why oh why and where do all these freaks with no social skills come from?

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[info]rotten_fish
2006-05-31 06:04 pm UTC (link)
Oh my god. ::hides under bed::

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GIP
[info]slackeremeritus
2006-05-31 06:11 pm UTC (link)
.

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[info]sisterelwood
2006-05-31 06:17 pm UTC (link)
*starts singing 'The Freaks Come Out At Night'* Too bad they come out at times other than night.

And taking along a roll of FUCKING duct tape? That goes beyond normal crazy to 'serial killer in the makings'.

Note to self: Don't visit Minneapolis until this freak is dead or in jail.

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[info]ladysorka
2006-05-31 06:19 pm UTC (link)
...I am suddenly struck with an urge to call my sister who lives in Minneapolis and to tell her to never leave her apartment again.

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[info]khym_chanur
2006-05-31 07:04 pm UTC (link)
[info]masonbutler: also i cannot express how creepy the image of you walking around the lake with duct tape searching for a specific woman is.

[info]evxanadu: Yeah it's creepy but in a most ROMANTIC way !!!

... Please be a troll. PLEASE.

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(no subject) - [info]wankprophet, 2006-05-31 07:28 pm UTC
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[info]slackerbitch
2006-05-31 07:37 pm UTC (link)
I would have bought "clueless fucktoid who obsesses and fixates with no idea of how society really works" until the duck tape mention. Now I'm voting troll, because otherwise, I will NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE AGAIN.

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iwanttobeasleep
2006-05-31 07:56 pm UTC (link)
It takes me about five seconds of staring in disbelief. Can it be? Could it be?!? My spontaneous reaction was to have a slow angry smile, and I growled "Comon!!" at her, as in "Comon, let's do this! (Summer 2006).

She too smiled, and kept walking. (good for her. Good for you. Don't stop and talk to creepy men.)

Don't smile at creepy men, either. Eeeee.

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(no subject) - [info]oar, 2006-05-31 10:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]prettypinkkitty, 2006-06-01 12:02 am UTC
*douches brain with etching fluid*
[info]moonjaguar
2006-05-31 07:59 pm UTC (link)
3M duct tape? No cheap dollar store tape for SHYGIRL, no way, because she deserves the best and they all break out of the Brand X stuff too easily.

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[info]queencallipygos
2006-05-31 08:13 pm UTC (link)
He saw us! Freeze! Nobody move!

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[info]ivyincubus
2006-05-31 08:16 pm UTC (link)
From Evxanadu, in his lj:

This reminds me of the PURE SADISTIC TORTURE it is to see half-naked tight-bronze-fleshed teenage knockouts zipping around wiggling their hips and asses on rollerblades. Horny men must deserve some sort of class-action lawsuit, that stuff is VISUAL-PHYSICAL TORTURE. Or, oh, sorry, I should just "enjoy" it.

Oh my god. I have no words. Just fear.

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sharonapple
2006-05-31 08:35 pm UTC (link)
I feel physically sick and really, really creeped out now. D:

DUCT TAPE? The Visual Physical Torture of watching TEENAGE GIRLS?

What the hell, man? WHAT THE HELL.

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[info]sneakykitty
2006-05-31 08:42 pm UTC (link)
I am never smiling at any man ever again in my life.

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[info]oulangi
2006-05-31 09:09 pm UTC (link)
And they say all the good ones are taken.

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[info]moriath
2006-05-31 09:56 pm UTC (link)
The Minneapolis Fox affiliate apparently has a history of slow news days, according to Wired and a local commenter.

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[info]oar
2006-05-31 10:13 pm UTC (link)
Dude. It's like GrantM in ten years, except I don't think this dickhead even has the excuse of Asperger's.

Someone hold me.

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(no subject) - [info]qem_chibati, 2006-06-01 12:43 am UTC

[info]mathilde
2006-05-31 10:42 pm UTC (link)
But... Rosebud was the sled. Not the girl. The sled.

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[info]aerobot
2006-06-01 12:21 am UTC (link)
This reminds me of the PURE SADISTIC TORTURE it is to see half-naked tight-bronze-fleshed teenage knockouts zipping around wiggling their hips and asses on rollerblades. Horny men must deserve some sort of class-action lawsuit, that stuff is VISUAL-PHYSICAL TORTURE. Or, oh, sorry, I should just "enjoy" it.

Screw being a stalker, this guy could be a fucking SERIAL KILLER if he wasn't such a fucking loser.

*is glad that she lives somewhere cold*

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Cunnybunny, wtf?
[info]randomsome1
2006-06-01 12:57 am UTC (link)
    it was rainy, I was feeling lazy.

    Then the most AMAZING thing happened.

    A BLONDE ponytailed cunnybunny with OK waist and amazing ass goes TEARING by me. FAST. I figure, "That's it, this is why I've come here, to get in shape for moments just like this" and I stop walking and start running.

    But she's too fast. In minutes she's becoming a speck in the distance, that amazing ass getting farther and farther away.

    Yet I would not stop running.
Please, someone tell me that "moments just like this" refers to something as creepily innocent as running behind someone for more of that "pure sadistic torture" shit.

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Re: Cunnybunny, wtf? - [info]prettypinkkitty, 2006-06-01 01:09 am UTC
Re: Cunnybunny, wtf? - [info]randomsome1, 2006-06-01 01:13 am UTC
Re: Cunnybunny, wtf? - [info]prettypinkkitty, 2006-06-01 01:48 am UTC
Re: Cunnybunny, wtf? - [info]randomsome1, 2006-06-01 01:50 am UTC
Re: Cunnybunny, wtf? - [info]onaga, 2006-06-01 01:21 am UTC
Re: Cunnybunny, wtf? - [info]aerobot, 2006-06-01 01:33 am UTC
Re: Cunnybunny, wtf? - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2006-06-01 02:01 am UTC
(no subject) - sharonapple, 2006-06-01 03:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2006-06-01 12:11 pm UTC
Re: Cunnybunny, wtf? - [info]khym_chanur, 2006-06-01 07:13 am UTC

[info]onaga
2006-06-01 01:22 am UTC (link)
Okay, now he's just toying with us.

I hope to God.

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(no subject) - [info]khym_chanur, 2006-06-01 07:09 am UTC

[info]grand_sealink
2006-06-01 01:42 am UTC (link)
Is that him in his icon? If so, *BLEH*.

Run, Shy Girl. Better yet, move. Find another jogging path.

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