Craigslist Missed Connections Stalker Drama! Local media picks it up!
From a mouse on wank_report, word for word:

Evxanadu is a lonely, horny fellow who is given a friendly wave by a young girl he deems "SHY GIRL" while out jogging.

He very quickly becomes obsessed and maybe a tad creepy.

He can't find the girl a fourth time and she hasn't contacted him yet. He makes fliers and posts them around the jogging path.

He posts three consecutive times to CraigsList Missed Connections.

Here, he hits a nerve, instantly earning the nickname of Scary McRaperape.

There are many, many wanky reaction posts, from the snide and brief to the philisophical and tl:dr. Some posts sort of defend him , even going so far as to quote existential writers.

Evxanadu waffles , regrets and backpedals a little.

Evidently it is a slow news day in Minneapolis, as the local Fox news franchise catches wind of the story over the weekend and runs a brief feature. Evxanadu is there with the transcript.

And here it is

Fox's segment on the Shy Girl flyers

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	squeakthemouse 2006-06-01 02:00 am UTC (link)
	After reading this, I feel like I need to take a bath in bleach, don a monk's robes while jogging, and carry a tazer with me. Or learn self-defense or something. Maybe all four. And ummm... WHY ARE PEOPLE DEFENDING THIS GUY?? *headdesks repeatedly* (Reply to this)(Thread)

	issendai 2006-06-01 05:00 pm UTC (link)
	"We know him! He couldn't possibly not be nice!" At least this mess has made him high-profile. If he does pull anything, the police know just where to find him and his LJ posts proving intent. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

(no subject) - chief, 2006-06-01 08:12 pm UTC

	darth_snuggles 2006-06-01 02:09 am UTC (link)
	I'm touched by this story! Y'know, in that "show me where on the doll" kind of way. *shudder* (Reply to this)(Thread)

	grand_sealink 2006-06-01 07:53 pm UTC (link)
	FTW! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sharonapple 2006-06-02 02:43 am UTC (link)
	Is your icon from the Bleach comic where Ukitake gives Hitsuguya a statue of himself for his birthday? If so, FTW! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	lykomancer 2006-06-01 02:26 am UTC (link)
	...that's a little too close to home, yo. Like, literally. (Reply to this)

hyaenid 2006-06-01 02:54 am UTC (link)

D: He carries the name of the friendly neighbourhood comic store. Carolyn is the young daughter of the business-owner. She has a boyfriend of her own, and from my initial attempts she seems 100% oblivious to flirtation. like water off a duck's back. Oh. God. This guy is so disgusting it makes even my teeth feel scummy. How do you reach 37 without learning that flirting with jailbait and shouting aggressively at single women and carrying around duct tape for chrissake != successful mating strategies? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	ivyincubus 2006-06-01 05:59 am UTC (link)
	...she seems 100% oblivious to flirtation. Maybe she is impervious to the advances of 37-year old creep show scumbags. For her sake, I sure hope so. God. I'm gonna need a long, scalding hot bath. My disgust is enormous. And he just gets WORSE the more people look back on his entries. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	squeakytoy 2006-06-01 06:33 am UTC (link)
	She has a boyfriend of her own, and from my initial attempts she seems 100% oblivious to flirtation. like water off a duck's back. Or maybe she's, you know, not interested? (Age and creepiness aside.) Or have I got my pesky logic circuits switched on again? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	khym_chanur 2006-06-01 07:16 am UTC (link)
	Guh. Which post is that in? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

(no subject) - hyaenid, 2006-06-01 02:28 pm UTC

	sewingmyfish 2006-06-01 02:55 am UTC (link)
	Now looks like a good time to start field testing that porcupine suit that sprays mace every two minutes. (Reply to this)

	camilla 2006-06-01 07:35 am UTC (link)
	It's like fpb, except for where it's still running. (Reply to this)

	adora_spintriae 2006-06-01 09:02 am UTC (link)
	I love the way he doesn't know how to post a reply to comments on his posts. It's just the icing on the Batshit-Cake. (Reply to this)

	napoleon 2006-06-01 01:19 pm UTC (link)
	That poster was the goddamn creepiest thing I've ever seen in my life. I'm sitting here clutching my criminology textbook and looking up rapist typologies, because classifying this guy's kind of batshit is the only thing that'll make me feel better. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	khym_chanur 2006-06-01 06:30 pm UTC (link)
	Ooooh, so what typology does he classify under? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	issendai 2006-06-01 05:04 pm UTC (link)
	Watching this guy is eerie. He documents everything he does in detail, and from his comments, he knows exactly how he appears--his "slow, angry smile" is what got me. He even has some clue about why people react to him the way they do. But he keeps doing it. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - khym_chanur, 2006-06-01 06:29 pm UTC

(no subject) - issendai, 2006-06-01 06:43 pm UTC

(no subject) - grand_sealink, 2006-06-01 07:55 pm UTC

	shakeandbake 2006-06-01 05:44 pm UTC (link)
	So not sure that this guy is for real. (Reply to this)

	seiberwing 2006-06-01 08:29 pm UTC (link)
	http://evxanadu.livejournal.com/205510.html We have been de-tected! (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - seiberwing, 2006-06-01 08:34 pm UTC

(no subject) - seiberwing, 2006-06-01 08:37 pm UTC

(no subject) - bird, 2006-06-01 11:00 pm UTC

(no subject) - seiberwing, 2006-06-01 11:01 pm UTC

(no subject) - randomsome1, 2006-06-02 01:12 am UTC

(no subject) - bird, 2006-06-02 01:30 am UTC

(no subject) - seiberwing, 2006-06-02 01:56 am UTC

	linadarkstar 2006-06-01 09:38 pm UTC (link)
	(6) Again, the girl herself is probably pretty creeped out. The last time I saw her, I didn't smile and say "C'mon!" pleasantly : the animal inside me GROWLED "C'MON!" with a hint of rage. Cause I can _tell_ (or maybe I'm just crazy) that she likes me, but that she's just quite wary of strangers. Sorry, SG. SEE ICON. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - chief, 2006-06-01 10:13 pm UTC

(no subject) - stopthatgirl7, 2006-06-02 08:50 am UTC

	bird 2006-06-01 11:03 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, there is video and it will be posted. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - grand_sealink, 2006-06-02 01:18 am UTC

(no subject) - sharonapple, 2006-06-02 02:43 am UTC

(no subject) - silrana, 2006-06-02 03:14 am UTC

v_digitalwytch 2006-06-02 06:15 am UTC (link)

Coming from someone who enjoys writing about the darker side of things, I read through all that and I could hear in the background of my mind that one bit from the Ren and Stimpy episode where they were going door to door selling rubber nipples and came across Mr. Horse and the walrus begging them to call the police. Honestly, creepy romantic is buying someone you care about a Teddy Scare. This...this is something the police or higher should keep an eye on. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - hickorydickory, 2006-06-03 07:27 pm UTC

	oxydosic 2006-06-02 01:45 pm UTC (link)
	The sheer creepiness, the weird looking guy in the icon - this has to be a joke. Because otherwise? Uh yeah, I'm never leaving my house again. And i live across the country from this dude. (Reply to this)

fairy_tale_echo 2006-06-02 08:37 pm UTC (link)

One time I had this guy who had found my personal blog state on his personal blog that he not only hated me with a passion but that "If I could, I would do something violent to her she infuriates me to no end." TOTAL STRANGER. Of course, I was sufficently creeped out/pissed off, so I posted about it, which brought out his friends in DROVES. All of them, naturally, kept saying, "Well, you don't know him, he'd never, like, actually hurt anyone!" AND YOU JUST HAVE TO LOVE IT. Because of course the entire point is that I JUST DON'T KNOW HIM and so what right does he have to talk about me/what he wants to do to me as if we know each other. And his defender's inability to grasp this simple connection was even more disturbing. And this guy ... uuuugh. This guy needs, uh, to be kicked in the nuts by the next girl he "runs" after. And what do they have to say about US? A friend chimes in: fucking ivory tower bitches with their "pay to post" nonsense that keeps us out. i WANT mail from this fiasco... i'm so bored and lonely. Well, at least that last part is dead on! (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - khym_chanur, 2006-06-02 11:58 pm UTC

ari_o 2006-06-03 12:59 am UTC (link)

Er, is that animal in his chest like Harry Potter, when the animal in his chest growls at Ginny Weasley? It was dumb the first time I read about it, but at least it was fictional. Dude, you need to understand that ROMANTIC does not equal STALKER. Ever. Have you seen a shrink? You obvioulsy need therapy and/or medication. Or a hooker. Pay someone. Once you've gotten over your testosterone poisoning, maybe you'll be able to think with your brain instead of your dick. You're worse than a 16 year old boy, and about 3000% creepier. Grow the fuck up and take some responsibility. Unless there are voices in your head and they made you do this. In which case please go to your nearest hospital and ask where Ward 6 is. (Reply to this)

	qatharsis 2006-06-06 12:46 am UTC (link)
	http://evxanadu.livejournal.com/214379.html http://evxanadu.livejournal.com/214593.html Now THAT is some scary shit. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - eyesdelight, 2006-06-06 01:37 am UTC

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