Between this and reading links on prego_drama, I'm about 2 seconds away from quitting my job and becoming a sex-ed teacher so I can make sure that tomorrow's potential teen parents will realize that the symptoms of pregnancy do not start 2.5 seconds after unprotected sex.

This, "Oh My God, I had sex last night and now I'm nauseous!" thing is friggin' ridiculous. Someone needs to tell these kids that Species was not meant as an accurate representation of human reproduction.