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Bartleby ([info]gal_montag) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2006-06-02 12:08:00


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So, April and Dale head over to the local Ihop for some breakfast. In the process their toddler gets horribly disfigured by some nuclear hot gravy (which caused second and third degree burns and as the story progresses, autism).

She gets some support for her poorly spelled tirade at first, but then people start asking questions. April defends herself with vim, vigor and bad spelling, and ED (the site's editor) is right there with her. Keep your eyes open for Linda from Eden Prarie who speaks with reason

The best part is that the thread started in November of '02 and the wank has continued up to last Tuesday.

I'm sorry I can't link to the individual responses.

Edit: Bonus wank! The God fearing Todd gets arrested at Wal-Mart for shop lifting after eating deli food before paying for it and he just know they're out to get good Christian disableds like himself.

This site is a gold mine.



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[info]mariagoner
2006-06-02 06:36 pm UTC (link)
I have never, ever, ever wanted to turn into one of those proto-fascists that wanted to militate who can and can't breed (like that one crazy psycho in a recent wank who insisted ALL MILITARY PERSONAL need to stop having sex and making babies ASAP)-- but this... this makes me twitch and wonder if my stance on the subject wasn't maybe a little to inclusive after all.

Yech, bad parents are the worst wankers of all-- since just know that sooner or later, they're going to unleash a plague of practically illiterate and completely brainless spawn on the internet-- and worse yet, on society.

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[info]moonpigeon
2006-06-02 06:46 pm UTC (link)
It's funny the way anyone who calls her on her shit is obviously either an IHOP employee or die-hard fan. Does IHOP have many of those?

But, this obviously uneducated, uncouth, white-trash waitress did not know. She is paid to not only serve food but serve it safely.

Where did she get the idea that the waitress was white trash? Oh, right, she's a waitress at a pancake house, of course she's white trash. I feel like such a moran.

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(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2006-06-02 07:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]freezer, 2006-06-02 08:19 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]funwithrage, 2006-06-03 04:51 pm UTC
Superbird! - [info]threegoldfish, 2006-06-03 02:30 am UTC
Re: Superbird! - [info]mcity, 2006-06-03 02:34 am UTC
Re: Superbird! - [info]threegoldfish, 2006-06-03 02:44 am UTC
Re: Superbird! - [info]mcity, 2006-06-03 03:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mariagoner, 2006-06-02 07:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mmanurere, 2006-06-02 08:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gal_montag, 2006-06-02 08:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mmanurere, 2006-06-02 08:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aislyn, 2006-06-04 06:38 pm UTC

[info]goldberry
2006-06-02 06:47 pm UTC (link)
She's claiming that her son's skin was bubbling, and yet says she waited half an hour to pay the bill? That is seriously implausible.

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(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2006-06-02 07:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]goldberry, 2006-06-02 07:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gal_montag, 2006-06-02 09:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]goldberry, 2006-06-02 10:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]emiweebee, 2006-06-02 09:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mathilde, 2006-06-03 03:54 pm UTC

[info]marciamarcia
2006-06-02 06:47 pm UTC (link)
Eden Prairie??!!?

Crap, Minneapolis. You've got to stop wanking like this. In between this and the Shy Girl debacle I'm starting to regret my decision to move to you.

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(no subject) - [info]mireille, 2006-06-02 06:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]xturtle, 2006-06-02 07:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2006-06-02 07:45 pm UTC

[info]jadelennox
2006-06-02 06:52 pm UTC (link)
so, halfway through, "April" stops posting and husband "Dale" takes over.

All goes well, until 20 June 2003:

"As for Howard, my wife is a Paralegal, so what the courts would want to know and ask, I assure you, she knows. ...

Just since you all seem to be to lazy to read, I'll clarify your repeated questions. Yes, the waitress placed a plate in front of my husband"


Either they're poly, or someone's sock has just been outed!

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(no subject) - [info]innsmouth_eyes, 2006-06-02 09:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jadelennox, 2006-06-02 10:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aislyn, 2006-06-04 06:41 pm UTC
a slow roasted, but tasty wank ...
[info]ingrid
2006-06-02 07:05 pm UTC (link)
At first it was boring, but then it got a lot better! I love how the entire family has gotten 3rd degree burns at some point in their lives, they really need to start eating nothing but cold cuts, IMHO.

And it's never just 3rd degree! It's always 1st, 2nd AND 3rd, all at once. Expose yourselves more evenly to that heat, guys, nobody likes half-cooked wanker.

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Re: a slow roasted, but tasty wank ... - [info]yattara, 2006-06-02 07:16 pm UTC
Re: a slow roasted, but tasty wank ... - [info]ingrid, 2006-06-02 07:22 pm UTC
Re: a slow roasted, but tasty wank ... - [info]yattara, 2006-06-02 07:32 pm UTC
Re: a slow roasted, but tasty wank ... - [info]mathilde, 2006-06-03 03:59 pm UTC
Re: a slow roasted, but tasty wank ... - [info]april_hurst, 2006-06-04 09:03 am UTC
Someone called?
[info]kadath
2006-06-02 07:16 pm UTC (link)
...it doesn't take a rocket scientist to know how tender fragile & delicate the skin of an infants is..

There's little data on what temperature causes what type of burn, but, conservatively (ASTM C 1055-99), liquid at 165 degrees F will cause a third degree burn almost instantly. Gravy could easily get much hotter than that on the stove. Strange as it sounds, her story is not completely unbelieveable. A lot of the people attempting to rebut her don't actually know what they're talking about.

She's still a huge "moran," though.

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Re: Someone called? - [info]jadelennox, 2006-06-02 07:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kadath, 2006-06-02 07:27 pm UTC
Re: Someone called? - [info]zyna_kat, 2006-06-02 07:44 pm UTC
Re: Someone called? - iwanttobeasleep, 2006-06-02 07:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kadath, 2006-06-02 07:31 pm UTC
Re: Someone called? - [info]emiweebee, 2006-06-02 09:26 pm UTC
Re: Someone called? - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2006-06-02 10:45 pm UTC
Re: Someone called? - [info]emiweebee, 2006-06-02 10:48 pm UTC
Re: Someone called? - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2006-06-03 12:20 am UTC
Re: Someone called? - iwanttobeasleep, 2006-06-02 11:07 pm UTC
Re: Someone called? - [info]chibikaijuu, 2006-06-03 12:09 am UTC
Re: Someone called? - [info]issendai, 2006-06-03 01:25 am UTC
Re: Someone called? - [info]harrylovesron, 2006-06-03 12:33 am UTC
Re: Someone called? - [info]gal_montag, 2006-06-03 02:36 am UTC
Re: Someone called? - [info]april_hurst, 2006-06-04 09:10 am UTC
Re: Someone called? - [info]aegflota, 2006-06-05 11:22 pm UTC
Re: Someone called? - [info]randomsome1, 2006-06-03 03:32 am UTC

[info]zyna_kat
2006-06-02 07:27 pm UTC (link)
I thought her story was plausible until I got to this:

As I stated, this goes way beyond the burns he received. He went for his 2 year physical. The doctor diagnosed him as having, Autism caused by a tramatic experience. Do you realize what Autism is? My son my NEVER be normal again and may need speacial care the rest of his life, but $750 is good with you, right?

Erm... Oooookay!

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(no subject) - [info]yattara, 2006-06-02 07:34 pm UTC
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[info]felinephoenix
2006-06-02 07:35 pm UTC (link)
I thought gravy caused heartburn, not autism.

Once again, the facts have lied to me. :(

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(no subject) - [info]imbrium, 2006-06-02 07:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]yattara, 2006-06-02 08:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gal_montag, 2006-06-02 08:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]imbrium, 2006-06-02 08:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gal_montag, 2006-06-02 08:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]imbrium, 2006-06-02 09:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gal_montag, 2006-06-02 09:24 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2006-06-02 10:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rachel1496, 2006-06-04 02:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gal_montag, 2006-06-04 02:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rachel1496, 2006-06-04 05:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]honorh, 2006-06-02 10:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gal_montag, 2006-06-03 02:11 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]squib, 2006-06-03 11:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]squib, 2006-06-03 11:54 am UTC

[info]mcity
2006-06-02 07:41 pm UTC (link)
Wow. There's an upward gradient of BS as the story goes on.

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(no subject) - [info]figgy, 2006-06-02 07:45 pm UTC

[info]rotten_fish
2006-06-02 07:51 pm UTC (link)
Ow ow ow, now it hurts to read normal-sized text.

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(no subject) - [info]splorch, 2006-06-02 08:45 pm UTC

[info]exdee
2006-06-02 08:20 pm UTC (link)
I have never in my life been served ANYTHING at an IHOP that was hot, let alone hot enough to burn me.

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(no subject) - [info]jetwolf, 2006-06-02 08:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]exdee, 2006-06-02 08:39 pm UTC

[info]mmanurere
2006-06-02 08:28 pm UTC (link)
I wonder if gravy causes autism the same way tent pegs cause homosexuality.

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(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2006-06-02 09:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gal_montag, 2006-06-02 09:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aqua_blurr, 2006-06-03 03:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]april_hurst, 2006-06-04 09:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gal_montag, 2006-06-04 03:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aqua_blurr, 2006-06-04 09:33 pm UTC

[info]exdee
2006-06-02 08:36 pm UTC (link)
Okay, so I'm nowhere near the end and the kid suddenly has CP, which usually means cerebral palsy...

...did he grow up to be Wal-Mart Todd?

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[info]splorch
2006-06-02 08:46 pm UTC (link)
I hope customers_suck never finds that site. I would never leave the house again. Years later, they would find my body slumped onto my keyboard with popcorn kernels stuck to my face.

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(no subject) - [info]rosalita, 2006-06-03 05:29 am UTC

[info]altoidsaddict
2006-06-02 08:48 pm UTC (link)
...Wow. That is one unprofessional staff, right there. I've never heard of the Rip-Off Report, and I gotta say, ignorance was bliss. They make bad_service look like the New York Times.

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ihop syrup gives you canceraids :(
[info]fevered_ego
2006-06-02 09:11 pm UTC (link)
So IHOP gravy causes autism and their biscuits give you Cerebral Palsy.

Good thing they didn't order the pancakes.

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Re: ihop syrup gives you canceraids :( - [info]tekenduis, 2006-06-02 09:58 pm UTC
Re: ihop syrup gives you canceraids :( - [info]fevered_ego, 2006-06-02 11:12 pm UTC
Re: ihop syrup gives you canceraids :( - [info]tekenduis, 2006-06-02 11:16 pm UTC
Re: ihop syrup gives you canceraids :( - [info]fevered_ego, 2006-06-02 11:35 pm UTC
Re: ihop syrup gives you canceraids :( - [info]tekenduis, 2006-06-03 12:02 am UTC
Re: ihop syrup gives you canceraids :( - [info]moonjaguar, 2006-06-03 07:19 am UTC
So *that's* it! - [info]runrunmarch, 2006-06-03 05:04 am UTC
Darn skippy! - [info]fevered_ego, 2006-06-03 06:29 am UTC
Re: Darn skippy! - [info]caffeine_fairy, 2006-06-03 09:23 am UTC

[info]emiweebee
2006-06-02 09:28 pm UTC (link)
So does she reference later on the jump in her story where they're trying to pay, give up and leave so they can get to the hospital, and then take their kid to the doctor the next day? Do they actually get to the hospital?

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(no subject) - [info]gal_montag, 2006-06-02 09:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]emiweebee, 2006-06-02 09:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fevered_ego, 2006-06-03 01:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]v_digitalwytch, 2006-06-03 08:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]slackerbitch, 2006-06-03 10:57 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]luxshine, 2006-06-03 05:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smut_queen, 2006-06-03 06:51 pm UTC
Indeed they do - [info]rachel1496, 2006-06-04 05:09 am UTC
Re: Indeed they do - [info]emiweebee, 2006-06-04 09:57 pm UTC

[info]aqua_blurr
2006-06-02 09:29 pm UTC (link)
The wank from Fighting Christian WalMart Todd is a thing of glorious beauty. I'm going to bookmark it and use it to warm the cynical cockles of my bitter cold heart come winter.

The whole thing was wrong, and corporations are violating people's rights by their method of accusing, sentencing, and prosecuting people without even looking at the facts! This directly violates the BILL OF RIGHTS!!!!
...
there is some sort of major crime ring going on and WalMart causes good folks to go down like this so to cover-up that crime ring, I am researching this fact.


Man, WalMart really has expanded its services if it's taking over both organized crime AND the court system. I bet their DAs and judges are super cheap, too.

And please, please tell me Todd reports back on the conclusions of his research into the discount giant's ties to organized crime. I. can't. wait!

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(no subject) - [info]azhidahaki, 2006-06-02 10:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aqua_blurr, 2006-06-03 02:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]azhidahaki, 2006-06-03 07:34 am UTC

[info]pink_rhombus
2006-06-02 09:35 pm UTC (link)
Oh my. I don't have much to add re: the IHOP of DEATH, but that bonus wank is freakin' GOLD! Oppressed christians! WalMart consipracies! Police brutality! Bible quotes! Prophecy! GOLD, I tell you!

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dracothelizard
2006-06-02 09:37 pm UTC (link)
"Before I begin let me say, on the 7APR2K5, I had purchased two Biblical Research Books"

7APR2K5?! What sort of weird fucked up way of noting the date is that? It took me a while to figure out what the hell he meant!

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(no subject) - [info]aqua_blurr, 2006-06-02 10:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]v_voltaire, 2006-06-02 10:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gal_montag, 2006-06-03 02:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]brown_betty, 2006-06-03 04:18 am UTC
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[info]hallidae
2006-06-02 10:27 pm UTC (link)
::gigglesnort:: Wal-Mart Todd sounds a lot like Jock Strap Guy probably would if he ever got hold of an internet connection.

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[info]azhidahaki
2006-06-02 10:46 pm UTC (link)
I've always considered Walmart to be evil, but Good Brother Todd is just ridiculous (and batshit).

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[info]qem_chibati
2006-06-02 10:54 pm UTC (link)
Ouch. I can't help but twitch and feel sorry for the poor kid involved in this. Even if it isn't third degree burns, any sort of a burn is nasty and a toddler can't look after itself.

If it really was a third degree burn, I'd be more inclined to blame lack of proper action, (rincing holding under coldwater rather than trying to wipe it off) keeping the heat on the skin.

I've recieved a third degree burn from food that made my skin bubble, but that was from actually cooking when oil spat from the stove, carrying food with it. And not putting it under water, fast or long enough.

I was told by the nurse afterwoods, if it is a serious burn or looks like it might be that you need to keep it under water for at least half an hour.

I can not imagion leaving it to see the doctor the next day if it was really that serious. (Unless it was they went to the emergency room, or hospital first and then went to the doctor as a follow up.)

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[info]frenzy
2006-06-02 11:21 pm UTC (link)
These BOGUS and False Charges just shows me we are closer to Jesus returning

Wal-Mart: Bringers of the Apocalypse.

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(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2006-06-03 03:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rimrunner, 2006-06-03 05:58 pm UTC


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