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toasterkitten ([info]toasterkitten) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2006-06-03 00:12:00


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SWM seeks descreet black labrador retriever, no questions asked
There's a new serial adder on the livejournal scene, and he goes by the name 0_molesters. He dislikes people who have sex with rape animals, because (shock!) he thinks that it's disgusting and morally reprehensible! He's friended 'zoophiles' (as they like to call themselves) to explain why they do what they do, furries (for not being more outspoken against people who make their group look bad) and people who, for some crazy reason, also think that bestiality is wrong.

If I actually have to link to any of those posts for you to find Internet Arguments, you're an idiot. Every single post has it. Every one.
It is beautiful.

Sorry if this post is a little bit sparse, but it's late and I'm tired. Enjoy.


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[info]narcissam
2006-06-03 06:31 am UTC (link)
I should not have followed that link. Particularly the first link there to someone's sporking of Health Guide to Romancing Your Dog. I think I'm going to throw up *and* I can't stop laughing hysterically.

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[info]winterfalls
2006-06-03 07:13 am UTC (link)
You can avoid a tie by holding a dog by his knot.

^ Ancient Chinese proverb.


That killed me so dead.

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(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2006-06-03 06:17 pm UTC

[info]kelmendi
2006-06-03 07:22 am UTC (link)
What the fuck? What the fucking fuckity fuck?

...though I'm seeing an icon series here...

Coming soon, Ebon Lupus n' Friends present: "Fucking Your Ferret", "Sleeping With Sheep", "Mating Your Marmoset", "Kangaroos Are Kinky", "Dirty Dances With Wolves", "Pigs in Your Blanket", "Mountin' Lions", "Erotic Alligator Encounters", and "In Soviet Russia, Pony Rides YOU".

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(no subject) - [info]beandelphiki, 2006-06-03 08:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kelmendi, 2006-06-03 08:49 am UTC

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[info]drakyndra
2006-06-03 07:28 am UTC (link)
...

*no words*

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[info]wrongly_amused
2006-06-03 01:18 pm UTC (link)
I...no. Just no.

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[info]seiberwing
2006-06-03 04:25 pm UTC (link)
When I was little, I thought the large dog next door that attempted to hump me (this was a very large dog) meant I would have dog babies.

I did not attempt to actually encourage such behavior in hopes of having a more intimate relationship with him. *ew...*

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[info]missm
2006-06-03 11:51 pm UTC (link)
My brain has now recieved information that the human mind cannot tolerate.

I don't suppose Doctor Who will come along, kiss me, absorb away the nasty knowledge, and then regenerate into an prettier version of himself?

*waits patiently*

*sighs, and begins bleaching own brain*

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(no subject) - [info]magic_lilybean, 2006-06-05 11:36 am UTC

[info]nutshellibrary
2006-06-04 05:19 am UTC (link)
OH MY GOD MY EYES.

It's not everyday I'd rather be reading the dolphin sex primer. Thanks for that.

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[info]v_digitalwytch
2006-06-03 08:09 am UTC (link)
Y'know...I could've gone far longer without seeing that football icon of aufdeutchbag's.

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[info]wrongly_amused
2006-06-03 01:18 pm UTC (link)
You must be new. *pats*

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[info]aerobot
2006-06-03 09:08 am UTC (link)
One of those guys admitted to raping a dog ... in it's sleep.

I don't know how it's possible, but that is a new level of ZOMG WRONG.

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[info]azawakh
2006-06-03 11:18 am UTC (link)
His friends' dogs, for that matter.

That goes straight to ZOMG COSMICALLY WRONG.

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(no subject) - [info]brown_betty, 2006-06-03 03:38 pm UTC

[info]seiberwing
2006-06-03 04:14 pm UTC (link)
Wouldn't it notice?

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(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2006-06-03 04:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2006-06-03 04:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]azawakh, 2006-06-03 05:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2006-06-03 05:23 pm UTC
It's best to let sleeping dogs lie.... - [info]taktuk, 2006-06-08 09:38 am UTC
Re: It's best to let sleeping dogs lie.... - [info]seiberwing, 2006-06-08 01:07 pm UTC

dracothelizard
2006-06-03 12:04 pm UTC (link)
Wait, there are people who think bestiality is okay?! WHAT?!

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[info]aerobot
2006-06-03 12:29 pm UTC (link)
But it's LOVE/CONSENT ZOMG!

*feels sick just from typing that*

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(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2006-06-04 09:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - dracothelizard, 2006-06-04 10:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2006-06-04 10:32 pm UTC

[info]avari
2006-06-03 12:47 pm UTC (link)
people who, for some crazy reason, also think that bestiality is wrong

... How can there be "crazy" reasons to think bestiality is wrong?

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(no subject) - [info]toasterkitten, 2006-06-03 01:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]avari, 2006-06-03 05:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]toasterkitten, 2006-06-03 05:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]visp, 2006-06-04 01:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2006-06-04 09:44 pm UTC
Um... - [info]loony666, 2006-06-06 07:44 pm UTC
Re: Um... - [info]mcity, 2006-06-06 10:19 pm UTC
Re: Um... - [info]loony666, 2006-06-06 10:37 pm UTC
Re: Um... - [info]mcity, 2006-06-06 10:46 pm UTC

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[info]sisterelwood
2006-06-03 03:52 pm UTC (link)
*counts down to the time she is added* Same thing happened to me last year. I think this time of the year brings out the crazies.

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(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2006-06-03 03:59 pm UTC

[info]aegflota
2006-06-03 05:42 pm UTC (link)
[info]hockeyslave's argument is one of the most incoherent contradictory piles of tossycock I've ever seen. I've done better automatic writing whilst passing out at sk00l.

How does one differentiate between an animal and an anthropomorphized animal?

Well, one's real. The other is only in your brain, dear knobblehead.

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(no subject) - [info]toasterkitten, 2006-06-03 05:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2006-06-04 09:48 pm UTC

[info]mookie
2006-06-03 08:56 pm UTC (link)
There is still a big difference between having sex with a particular animal, who you live with and 'love' and forcing sex upon any ol' animal without any real history or connection.

Baby Fido, you love me, don't you? Prove it. Let me show you how much I love you.

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[info]slackerbitch
2006-06-03 09:10 pm UTC (link)
OK, yeah, troll, but anybody else want to find [info]wolfjlupus et. al. and kick their asses?

Is now when someone tells me that I'm oppressing someone and I'm close-minded for hoping people stop fucking their pets?

Also, I always used the word "skritch" to mean when I was doing little scratches on my cat's ears. I did not realize it meant something else in other place.

I need to pour some bleach on my face.

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(no subject) - [info]lycoris, 2006-06-03 09:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]slackerbitch, 2006-06-03 09:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hyaenid, 2006-06-03 10:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2006-06-04 09:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2006-06-04 09:49 pm UTC

[info]aqua_blurr
2006-06-03 10:32 pm UTC (link)
Sweet mother of all that is holy and good, I will never be clean again. *twitches*

If Mithra-Jesus-Gaia were to scoop me up, to baptize me in holy water blessed by god himself, to anoint me with purifying oils squeezed from the unblemished fruits of organic trees by virgins, and to whisper reverent, soul-cleansing incantations while fasting, I would still be soiled by this venture into internet horror. Fuck you, wankers, fuck you.

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[info]catslash
2006-06-04 07:08 am UTC (link)
There's a lot of disturbing wank going around recently, isn't there?

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[info]magic_lilybean
2006-06-05 11:56 am UTC (link)
Pregnancy and sex with canines. (A) You cannot have puppies.

:(


**giggle**

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(no subject) - [info]taktuk, 2006-06-08 09:40 am UTC

redwarrior
2006-06-08 06:37 pm UTC (link)
Even though he had no right to troll, I think the pro-bestiality people are fucking crazier than he is. Especially when they compare themselves to GLBT people. >___<;

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